Teen Titans meet... HARRY POTTER!
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Oh, and thanks for the. Reviews! . Yes, I'd do that thingie where the authors reply to j00, but it takes too much of the story space. The stories better than the replies!!
Chapter 16
"ATTACK PATTERN ALPHA BITCH!!" screamed Jinx. They all got into attack pattern alpha. And started kicking the Death Eater's asses, and the man eating snakes.
Terra threw a bunch of tiny rocks at the Death Eaters, while Raven putted one in telekinesis at a time and threw them at the man-eating snakes. Which then ate them.
Voldemort got his wand out, and Nikki came out now strapped in a table.
"I will not let you hurt my apprentice..." said Raven to herself. She charge towards Voldemort. Harry followed Raven, casting Crucio spells on things around him. "WAIIIIIT!" screamed Harry. So now, insert the last music of the Kingdom Hearts Sound Track in disk two!
"DIE VOLDEMORT. DIE!!" screamed Harry. "AVA-"
"Wait!!" exclaimed Voldemort. "You can only kill me in the last second chapter of Teen Titans meet HARRY POTTER 3. Or only in the 7th HP book, BITCH!!" screamed Voldemort, he threw a brick on Harry's head.
Raven then threw black bolts at Voldemort. "DIEEE!"
"Didn't you fucking heard what I just said? 'Ya moron!" exclaimed Voldemort.
"COPYRIGHT THAT CREATORS OF XENOSAGA!! COPYRIGHT IT NAMCO!!" screamed Harry. "Ex-"
"Wait, we can't duel!!" exclaimed Voldemort.
"FUCK!!" screamed Harry. "Go kick his ass Raven!"
"AZARATH...METRION...ZINTHOS!!!!" chanted Raven, Voldemort was in full telekinesis and was about to explode.
"KILL HIM DAMMIT!!" screamed Harry. Voldemort broke out of telekinesis.
"MWAHAHAHAHHAHA! FEAR ME!!!" screamed Voldemort. He inserted all the drugs in the world into him, including the source of a 100 cups of coffee!! He then sucked out Nikki's powers.
"...I...AM...GOD..." said Voldemort in God's mighty voice. All the death eaters were dead, and Slade was knocked out. Voldemort was the size of Blackzilla from Chappelle's show.
"We must kill him," said Robin.
Starfire and Blackfire did a combo of bolts at Voldemort, which did nothing to him for he did slow motion on himself.
Robin and Cyborg did the Sonic Boom on Voldemort, which did a little damage to Voldemort. Terra levitated a big rock in which she's not suppose to throw because Raven said it's too dangerous in Titan Rising.
Screw the last music in the second disk in KH soundtrack. Now insert the last boss battle music while fighting Ansem for the third time or the last boss battle in Kingdom Hearts.
"Azarath, Blood, Zinthos!" chanted Blood, he fired his black bolts at Voldemort, which brought no pain to Voldemort.
"Hey, guys, remember Voldemort's weak spot being the mushrooms and wang?" shouted Harry to everyone, everyone nodded.
They all fired at Voldemort's wang, but it did little damage.
"FOOLS!! THE WANG ISN'T MY WEAK SPOT ANYMORE!!" screamed Voldemort, he fired mushrooms at everyone.
"AHHHHH!" screamed everyone.
"WHERE ARE MY CRAYONS? SOMEONE STOLD MY CRAYONS!! WAAAAA!" screamed Voldemort.
"...How did crayons got into this subject?" asked Starfire.
Jinx didn't knew what to jinx, and the others... didn't know what to do. Draco laughed evilly.
"MWAHAHAHHAA! I SHALL MERGE WITH J00!" screamed Draco, he merged with Voldemort.
"Draco you fucking traitor!!" screamed Snape.
"As for you..." started Voldemort. He made Snape a Death Eater again.
"I AM BACK MASTER!!!! AGAIN!!" screamed Snape. "BUT THIS TIME I'LL TRULY BE BACK!!" he fired Avada Kedvara spells at the others. But they dodged.
"I have an idea," said Raven. She mixed with her emotions and became super Raven, same with Blood. They fired lazar beams at Voldemort, killing him... or paralyzing him.
Snape then turned to normal, same as Draco, but a shard of Voldemort went inside Snape's mind in which nobody noticed.
"Yay! It's over!!" exclaimed everyone, they then went back to Hogwarts.
So at Hogwarts
"I'm displeased with all of you," said Dumbledore. "This could of gotten you expelled, and Snape! From this I can dismiss you as professor!"
"YAY!!!" exclaimed Ron and Harry.
"Shut the fuck up," said Dumbledore. "Anyways, I'm not expelling you people because then that'll be crappy."
"Right," said everyone. They then went to their dormitories.
End of Chapter 16
Well... that was crappy.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Oh, and thanks for the. Reviews! . Yes, I'd do that thingie where the authors reply to j00, but it takes too much of the story space. The stories better than the replies!!
Chapter 16
"ATTACK PATTERN ALPHA BITCH!!" screamed Jinx. They all got into attack pattern alpha. And started kicking the Death Eater's asses, and the man eating snakes.
Terra threw a bunch of tiny rocks at the Death Eaters, while Raven putted one in telekinesis at a time and threw them at the man-eating snakes. Which then ate them.
Voldemort got his wand out, and Nikki came out now strapped in a table.
"I will not let you hurt my apprentice..." said Raven to herself. She charge towards Voldemort. Harry followed Raven, casting Crucio spells on things around him. "WAIIIIIT!" screamed Harry. So now, insert the last music of the Kingdom Hearts Sound Track in disk two!
"DIE VOLDEMORT. DIE!!" screamed Harry. "AVA-"
"Wait!!" exclaimed Voldemort. "You can only kill me in the last second chapter of Teen Titans meet HARRY POTTER 3. Or only in the 7th HP book, BITCH!!" screamed Voldemort, he threw a brick on Harry's head.
Raven then threw black bolts at Voldemort. "DIEEE!"
"Didn't you fucking heard what I just said? 'Ya moron!" exclaimed Voldemort.
"COPYRIGHT THAT CREATORS OF XENOSAGA!! COPYRIGHT IT NAMCO!!" screamed Harry. "Ex-"
"Wait, we can't duel!!" exclaimed Voldemort.
"FUCK!!" screamed Harry. "Go kick his ass Raven!"
"AZARATH...METRION...ZINTHOS!!!!" chanted Raven, Voldemort was in full telekinesis and was about to explode.
"KILL HIM DAMMIT!!" screamed Harry. Voldemort broke out of telekinesis.
"MWAHAHAHAHHAHA! FEAR ME!!!" screamed Voldemort. He inserted all the drugs in the world into him, including the source of a 100 cups of coffee!! He then sucked out Nikki's powers.
"...I...AM...GOD..." said Voldemort in God's mighty voice. All the death eaters were dead, and Slade was knocked out. Voldemort was the size of Blackzilla from Chappelle's show.
"We must kill him," said Robin.
Starfire and Blackfire did a combo of bolts at Voldemort, which did nothing to him for he did slow motion on himself.
Robin and Cyborg did the Sonic Boom on Voldemort, which did a little damage to Voldemort. Terra levitated a big rock in which she's not suppose to throw because Raven said it's too dangerous in Titan Rising.
Screw the last music in the second disk in KH soundtrack. Now insert the last boss battle music while fighting Ansem for the third time or the last boss battle in Kingdom Hearts.
"Azarath, Blood, Zinthos!" chanted Blood, he fired his black bolts at Voldemort, which brought no pain to Voldemort.
"Hey, guys, remember Voldemort's weak spot being the mushrooms and wang?" shouted Harry to everyone, everyone nodded.
They all fired at Voldemort's wang, but it did little damage.
"FOOLS!! THE WANG ISN'T MY WEAK SPOT ANYMORE!!" screamed Voldemort, he fired mushrooms at everyone.
"AHHHHH!" screamed everyone.
"WHERE ARE MY CRAYONS? SOMEONE STOLD MY CRAYONS!! WAAAAA!" screamed Voldemort.
"...How did crayons got into this subject?" asked Starfire.
Jinx didn't knew what to jinx, and the others... didn't know what to do. Draco laughed evilly.
"MWAHAHAHHAA! I SHALL MERGE WITH J00!" screamed Draco, he merged with Voldemort.
"Draco you fucking traitor!!" screamed Snape.
"As for you..." started Voldemort. He made Snape a Death Eater again.
"I AM BACK MASTER!!!! AGAIN!!" screamed Snape. "BUT THIS TIME I'LL TRULY BE BACK!!" he fired Avada Kedvara spells at the others. But they dodged.
"I have an idea," said Raven. She mixed with her emotions and became super Raven, same with Blood. They fired lazar beams at Voldemort, killing him... or paralyzing him.
Snape then turned to normal, same as Draco, but a shard of Voldemort went inside Snape's mind in which nobody noticed.
"Yay! It's over!!" exclaimed everyone, they then went back to Hogwarts.
So at Hogwarts
"I'm displeased with all of you," said Dumbledore. "This could of gotten you expelled, and Snape! From this I can dismiss you as professor!"
"YAY!!!" exclaimed Ron and Harry.
"Shut the fuck up," said Dumbledore. "Anyways, I'm not expelling you people because then that'll be crappy."
"Right," said everyone. They then went to their dormitories.
End of Chapter 16
Well... that was crappy.