Teen Titans meet... HARRY POTTER!
Disclaimer: I own no one or nothing. Oh and a warning. There's a spoiler in this chapter! So if you want spoilers, then go ahead and read it. If you don't, skip it.
Chapter 19
And so it was now April 20. It was 10 days until May. Everyone was at the Great Hall eating breakfast.
Raven was in a pizza contest with Pansy, and, Raven won. Nikki cheered. Draco cried, and whipped his tears with French cheese. Pansy then hugged Draco, and they then rubbed each others head at each other's shoulders. Blood just stared.
"Raven is the winner, suckers," said Nikki. "Screw with her and I swear to god you're a prostitute."
"Prostitutes... I hate them. THOSE GOD DAMN DIRTY LEMON PUTTING SON OF A BITCHES!!" screamed Raven, Draco's plate exploded.
So at the Hufflepuff table
Turk was with Larry, discussing about Cedric. "Who's Cedric?" asked Starfire.
"Cedric... was the greatest Hufflepuff ever," said Turk. "He died at the Tri Wizard tournament last year..."
"It was a sad death. He used to be the seeker, and was captain of the Qudditch team, and was Prefect!" exclaimed Larry. "He was my best friend, and Cho's ex- boyfriend."
"I am... sorry for your lost," said Starfire.
So at the Ravenclaw Table
"I thank you for telling me to read a book, Cho," said Cyborg. "I learned a lot. I feel like role playing..."
"You're welcome, Cyborg. Reading is a great thing, and is fun. You learn a lot," said Cho.
"I finally know how to spell Division!" exclaimed Cyborg. "I am so proud of myself." He cried of tears of happiness.
"I'm proud of you!" exclaimed Cho. Jinx then had to interrupt. "Sorry, but I read 1,000,100 books in my life time. I WANT PRAISE DAMMIT. PRAISE!!" screamed Jinx.
"Yeah, and I'm a optimist, well Starfire is one too. Hmm," said Blackfire.
So at the Gryffindor Table
"Is it me, or I think we're being screwed a lot," said Beast Boy. "God this sucks."
"Yes, I know BB! I KNOW!!" screamed Terra. "We're awesome."
Hermione and Ron were making out in front of them. Harry and Robin stared. "I'm freaked out," said Robin.
"Me too," replied Harry. They were afraid.
At the Professor's Tables, Snape stared at Umbridge's cleavage. "So... amazing," said Snape. "Yup," said Umbridge. The two hugged each other. Dumbledore sighed. "I hate these people..."
So a little while later...
Raven gave Harry's a broom. "It's called the Telekinesis Broom. It has the full of Blood's and my power," said Raven. "You should be able to beat Starfire with this."
"Cool, thanks," said Harry. He grabbed the broom.
So outside at the lake
SPOILERS
"OH MY GOD YES!!!" screamed Beast Boy. The titans and Harry went to Beast Boy.
"What is it?" asked Raven.
"We finally got the schedule for season three of Teen Titans, AND THERE WILL BE A 4th season!" exclaimed Beast Boy. The whole team cheered, including Harry.
"Can you tell us about it?" asked Cyborg.
"Okay, the third season will sadly be all about you. AND BLACKFIRE RETURNS!" screamed Beast Boy. Blackfire flew to them.
"YAY!" screamed Blackfire.
"And the 4th season will be focused on Raven! WHEE!" exclaimed Harry, pointing at the screen at BB's labtop.
"Yay!" exclaimed Raven.
"And then it says here, Tara Strong got into Raven's voice and said Daddy's Coming. HOLY CRAP! I have to hear that! I never heard Raven said daddy," said Beast Boy.
"Where the fuck did you get all of this goodness?" asked Raven.
"Animation Insider! Best, TT information, ever," said Beast Boy.
"YOU MUST EMAIL THE LINK TO US NOW!" screamed Raven, Robin, Starfire, and Cyborg.
"Okay!" exclaimed Beast Boy, he emailed the link to their emails.
END OF SPOILERS!
So at the Qudditch Field
"Okay! To kick these people asses, we must do the same thing we did in the 3rd book! And do the same strategy. And I'm talking about the match against Slytherin in which where we won the Qudditch cup!" exclaimed Angelina.
And so then Katie got the quaffle, and passed it to Angelina. She then was hit by a bludger. A little while later, the score was 50 (Gryffindor) to 60 (Hufflepuff)
Harry then was chasing after the snitch as Starfire was right next to him.
"LEMME...GET...THE...SNITCH...YOU...BITCH!" screamed Harry. Starfire then bumped on Harry's broom and was almost at the snitch, then Harry caught up and was a inch away from the snitch. He then grabbed the snitch, and everyone cheered.
So at the Gryffindor Common Room
Everyone was having a very weird party, and they all danced and screamed like monkeys.
"Like oh my god Harry you're the best!" exclaimed Ginny, hugging him.
"STOP HUGGING ME YOU BITCH!" screamed Harry. Ginny ran away from him and cried, while Harry laughed maniacally.
"Are you okay?" asked Ron.
"Yes," said Harry.
Terra and Beast Boy were drinking butter beer, as Robin showed some awesome moves with his rod.
So at the Hufflepuff Common Room
Everyone here was also partying for the hell of it. They partied madly, as Starfire jumped up and down eating asparagus for no apparent reason. And Turk was just drinking butter beer with Larry.
They then brought Cedric's dead body, and tried to make him alive.
"LIVE BITCH. LIVE!" screamed the hufflepuffs.
"I say we put jelly in him!" exclaimed Starfire. He took jelly and put it into Cedric's mouth. His eyes than opened.
"I AM ALIVE BITCHES!" screamed Cedric.
"w00t!" cheered everyone. They then got weird and jump around madly hugging Cedric and drinking butter beer madly.
So at the Ravenclaw Common Room
Cho and Cyborg hugged each other, while everyone else partied for no reason. Blackfire showed off some sexy moves, while Jinx just threw books in the air and burned them.
"Burn baby, burn!" exclaimed Jinx. The ravenclaws cheered like hell.
"w00t!" they cheered. They actually loved books being burnt, and that's what made them so smart.
So at the Slytherin Common Room
Raven just watching everyone party. While Draco and Pansy did a French kiss, and while Blood blowed up objects.
"MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!" laughed Blood. He looked at Raven. "Daddy's coming."
"YOU STOLD MY LINE BITCH!" screamed Raven. They started throwing objects at each other madly, until the common room was in ruins.
So at the Great Hall
The teachers were partying madly. While Albus fired spells at random things in the hall. Minerva kissed Albus as he did so. Snape and Umbridge just French kissed madly. And then Snape said:
"I WANT MAN TITTIES!" he screamed.
"I love my breasts," said Umbridge.
"I love you!" exclaimed Snape, they hugged each other madly.
End of Chapter 19 (DAMN!)
Okay! I'm gonna do another preview of the second TTMHP!
PREVIEW OF NEXT TTMHP!
"Okay, so now that Cedric's alive and that shit. What do we do?" asked Starfire.
"We start a cult against ourselves!" exclaimed Turk.
"THEN WE COMMIT MASS SUICIDE!" screamed Cedric.
"COOL!" screamed Starfire.
END OF PREVIEW!
Ye' like? And yes, I've gotten that information from Animation Insider... or the place that give away free Teen Titans go! Comics that you must be the first to answer a question or some shit... And the best place for TT info, ever. (If not, then in your review give me a link to a site better than that site! And yes I have knowledge of that site that has TT screenshots, bios, and reviews. AND SOUND CLIPS. AMAZING.)
For now, you're sick of my rambles. But Raven has something to say. Oh, and it's a spoiler, so, skip if you hate spoilers.
Raven: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU TRIGON? I'M GONNA FUCING KICK YOUR ASS IN SEASON FOUR!
Trigon: Not on your god damn life.
Raven: It's damned because of YOU!! (Explodes a bunch of things)
Trigon: WHEE!
Blood: It simply puts a step and song in my heart.
Trigon: Hey! You got that from the RE3 Versus magazine!
Blood: Yep... been playing RE3 too much. I better make a fucking appearance in that RE/TT story of yours!
END OF SPOILERS
Well then, I might, but then again, you're not officially Raven's brother. I just made a mistake when I created you. I thought at the DC comics when Raven returns with Brother Blood, I thought it said with her brother blood. Ha!
Raven: Isn't that a spoiler?
Well, you won't get it if you haven't read the comics.
Harry: WHEE! ABOVE THE RIM! NIGHT PEE! MO' MONEY! THIS TOO SHALL PAST!
Holy shit! He's saying random words from graffiti of RE3. RUN BITCHES!
THE OFFICIAL ENDING OF THIS CHAPTER!!
Disclaimer: I own no one or nothing. Oh and a warning. There's a spoiler in this chapter! So if you want spoilers, then go ahead and read it. If you don't, skip it.
Chapter 19
And so it was now April 20. It was 10 days until May. Everyone was at the Great Hall eating breakfast.
Raven was in a pizza contest with Pansy, and, Raven won. Nikki cheered. Draco cried, and whipped his tears with French cheese. Pansy then hugged Draco, and they then rubbed each others head at each other's shoulders. Blood just stared.
"Raven is the winner, suckers," said Nikki. "Screw with her and I swear to god you're a prostitute."
"Prostitutes... I hate them. THOSE GOD DAMN DIRTY LEMON PUTTING SON OF A BITCHES!!" screamed Raven, Draco's plate exploded.
So at the Hufflepuff table
Turk was with Larry, discussing about Cedric. "Who's Cedric?" asked Starfire.
"Cedric... was the greatest Hufflepuff ever," said Turk. "He died at the Tri Wizard tournament last year..."
"It was a sad death. He used to be the seeker, and was captain of the Qudditch team, and was Prefect!" exclaimed Larry. "He was my best friend, and Cho's ex- boyfriend."
"I am... sorry for your lost," said Starfire.
So at the Ravenclaw Table
"I thank you for telling me to read a book, Cho," said Cyborg. "I learned a lot. I feel like role playing..."
"You're welcome, Cyborg. Reading is a great thing, and is fun. You learn a lot," said Cho.
"I finally know how to spell Division!" exclaimed Cyborg. "I am so proud of myself." He cried of tears of happiness.
"I'm proud of you!" exclaimed Cho. Jinx then had to interrupt. "Sorry, but I read 1,000,100 books in my life time. I WANT PRAISE DAMMIT. PRAISE!!" screamed Jinx.
"Yeah, and I'm a optimist, well Starfire is one too. Hmm," said Blackfire.
So at the Gryffindor Table
"Is it me, or I think we're being screwed a lot," said Beast Boy. "God this sucks."
"Yes, I know BB! I KNOW!!" screamed Terra. "We're awesome."
Hermione and Ron were making out in front of them. Harry and Robin stared. "I'm freaked out," said Robin.
"Me too," replied Harry. They were afraid.
At the Professor's Tables, Snape stared at Umbridge's cleavage. "So... amazing," said Snape. "Yup," said Umbridge. The two hugged each other. Dumbledore sighed. "I hate these people..."
So a little while later...
Raven gave Harry's a broom. "It's called the Telekinesis Broom. It has the full of Blood's and my power," said Raven. "You should be able to beat Starfire with this."
"Cool, thanks," said Harry. He grabbed the broom.
So outside at the lake
SPOILERS
"OH MY GOD YES!!!" screamed Beast Boy. The titans and Harry went to Beast Boy.
"What is it?" asked Raven.
"We finally got the schedule for season three of Teen Titans, AND THERE WILL BE A 4th season!" exclaimed Beast Boy. The whole team cheered, including Harry.
"Can you tell us about it?" asked Cyborg.
"Okay, the third season will sadly be all about you. AND BLACKFIRE RETURNS!" screamed Beast Boy. Blackfire flew to them.
"YAY!" screamed Blackfire.
"And the 4th season will be focused on Raven! WHEE!" exclaimed Harry, pointing at the screen at BB's labtop.
"Yay!" exclaimed Raven.
"And then it says here, Tara Strong got into Raven's voice and said Daddy's Coming. HOLY CRAP! I have to hear that! I never heard Raven said daddy," said Beast Boy.
"Where the fuck did you get all of this goodness?" asked Raven.
"Animation Insider! Best, TT information, ever," said Beast Boy.
"YOU MUST EMAIL THE LINK TO US NOW!" screamed Raven, Robin, Starfire, and Cyborg.
"Okay!" exclaimed Beast Boy, he emailed the link to their emails.
END OF SPOILERS!
So at the Qudditch Field
"Okay! To kick these people asses, we must do the same thing we did in the 3rd book! And do the same strategy. And I'm talking about the match against Slytherin in which where we won the Qudditch cup!" exclaimed Angelina.
And so then Katie got the quaffle, and passed it to Angelina. She then was hit by a bludger. A little while later, the score was 50 (Gryffindor) to 60 (Hufflepuff)
Harry then was chasing after the snitch as Starfire was right next to him.
"LEMME...GET...THE...SNITCH...YOU...BITCH!" screamed Harry. Starfire then bumped on Harry's broom and was almost at the snitch, then Harry caught up and was a inch away from the snitch. He then grabbed the snitch, and everyone cheered.
So at the Gryffindor Common Room
Everyone was having a very weird party, and they all danced and screamed like monkeys.
"Like oh my god Harry you're the best!" exclaimed Ginny, hugging him.
"STOP HUGGING ME YOU BITCH!" screamed Harry. Ginny ran away from him and cried, while Harry laughed maniacally.
"Are you okay?" asked Ron.
"Yes," said Harry.
Terra and Beast Boy were drinking butter beer, as Robin showed some awesome moves with his rod.
So at the Hufflepuff Common Room
Everyone here was also partying for the hell of it. They partied madly, as Starfire jumped up and down eating asparagus for no apparent reason. And Turk was just drinking butter beer with Larry.
They then brought Cedric's dead body, and tried to make him alive.
"LIVE BITCH. LIVE!" screamed the hufflepuffs.
"I say we put jelly in him!" exclaimed Starfire. He took jelly and put it into Cedric's mouth. His eyes than opened.
"I AM ALIVE BITCHES!" screamed Cedric.
"w00t!" cheered everyone. They then got weird and jump around madly hugging Cedric and drinking butter beer madly.
So at the Ravenclaw Common Room
Cho and Cyborg hugged each other, while everyone else partied for no reason. Blackfire showed off some sexy moves, while Jinx just threw books in the air and burned them.
"Burn baby, burn!" exclaimed Jinx. The ravenclaws cheered like hell.
"w00t!" they cheered. They actually loved books being burnt, and that's what made them so smart.
So at the Slytherin Common Room
Raven just watching everyone party. While Draco and Pansy did a French kiss, and while Blood blowed up objects.
"MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!" laughed Blood. He looked at Raven. "Daddy's coming."
"YOU STOLD MY LINE BITCH!" screamed Raven. They started throwing objects at each other madly, until the common room was in ruins.
So at the Great Hall
The teachers were partying madly. While Albus fired spells at random things in the hall. Minerva kissed Albus as he did so. Snape and Umbridge just French kissed madly. And then Snape said:
"I WANT MAN TITTIES!" he screamed.
"I love my breasts," said Umbridge.
"I love you!" exclaimed Snape, they hugged each other madly.
End of Chapter 19 (DAMN!)
Okay! I'm gonna do another preview of the second TTMHP!
PREVIEW OF NEXT TTMHP!
"Okay, so now that Cedric's alive and that shit. What do we do?" asked Starfire.
"We start a cult against ourselves!" exclaimed Turk.
"THEN WE COMMIT MASS SUICIDE!" screamed Cedric.
"COOL!" screamed Starfire.
END OF PREVIEW!
Ye' like? And yes, I've gotten that information from Animation Insider... or the place that give away free Teen Titans go! Comics that you must be the first to answer a question or some shit... And the best place for TT info, ever. (If not, then in your review give me a link to a site better than that site! And yes I have knowledge of that site that has TT screenshots, bios, and reviews. AND SOUND CLIPS. AMAZING.)
For now, you're sick of my rambles. But Raven has something to say. Oh, and it's a spoiler, so, skip if you hate spoilers.
Raven: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU TRIGON? I'M GONNA FUCING KICK YOUR ASS IN SEASON FOUR!
Trigon: Not on your god damn life.
Raven: It's damned because of YOU!! (Explodes a bunch of things)
Trigon: WHEE!
Blood: It simply puts a step and song in my heart.
Trigon: Hey! You got that from the RE3 Versus magazine!
Blood: Yep... been playing RE3 too much. I better make a fucking appearance in that RE/TT story of yours!
END OF SPOILERS
Well then, I might, but then again, you're not officially Raven's brother. I just made a mistake when I created you. I thought at the DC comics when Raven returns with Brother Blood, I thought it said with her brother blood. Ha!
Raven: Isn't that a spoiler?
Well, you won't get it if you haven't read the comics.
Harry: WHEE! ABOVE THE RIM! NIGHT PEE! MO' MONEY! THIS TOO SHALL PAST!
Holy shit! He's saying random words from graffiti of RE3. RUN BITCHES!
THE OFFICIAL ENDING OF THIS CHAPTER!!