Teen Titans meet... HARRY POTTER

Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans or Harry Potter...

Whoa, I should add a cliffhanger or something. Not many reviews... and 21st chapter. Crap... but I shouldn't worry.

Chapter 21

And so it has been another day. It was now May 12. Until Blood finally asked to Raven.

"What the hell?" asked Blood.

"What?" asked Raven.

"Notice how distant Ron and Hermione have been lately? It's like they've been doing the same stuff Cyborg and Cho have been doing," said Blood.

"Yeah, but let's go to Hogsmeade," said Raven.

"Yeah," said Blood.

So at Hogsmeade

"WE'VE DECIDED TO BE AT HOGSMEADE. BECAUSE DIAGON ALLEY IS HORRIBLE. AND THAT WE ARE LOVED BY OUR FANS," screamed Fred and George. Everyone cheered.

"We love you Fred and George!" exclaimed everyone Harry then walked up to Raven.

"Let's go to the Three Broomsticks," said Harry.

"Yeah," said Raven. And so they went to the three broomsticks.

So at the three broomsticks, they've started to get drunk from butter beer. It was a party there, anyways. They were all celebrating of the return of Fred and George. Or that they've first appeared in this story...

"Hey Harry," said George to Harry. "Have you seen Ron lately?"

"No, he's been... distant a lot. I rarely see him and Hermione in the common room. And sometimes in class, too," said Harry.

"Alright. I just wanted to know," said George.

"Wait a second... how the hell can you be back if you're still here?" asked Harry.

"AW SHIT!" screamed George, he then turned into some person, same as Fred.

"He found us out! RUN!" screamed the dark figures. Harry started to chase after them, as they then fired a spell at him, and he started to sleep.

Later...

Harry woke up, only to see Voldemort.

"Hello Potter," said Voldemort.

"AHHHHH!" screamed Harry. "You're supposed to be dead, you bastard!"

"Idiot, Voldemort can only die by being killed by you. But now. I must kill you," said Voldemort.

"But. Only I can officially kill you," said Harry. "Besides, you can't kill me. If you did. Then the story would be screwed up."

"So...?" asked Voldemort.

"If you kill me. You'll be upsetting JK," said Harry.

"Who the fuck is JK?" asked Voldemort.

"The creator of HP. And all HP things," said Harry. "And that killing me would upset her..."

"Okay. WHAT THE FUCK? Wizard crap was always here. Probably some muggle found out about us. You know what? Fuck this, I'm adding her to my list on who to kill," said Voldemort.

"But if you do that. There won't be any more books!!" exclaimed Harry.

"Exactly, so then I can kill you," said Voldemort.

"Oh crap," said Harry. Harry then tried to move, but could not.

"Mwahaha. I place the Har Har Fucker You Can't Move spell," said Voldemort.

"You bastards!" exclaimed Harry. Now he wished he can mind speaking like Raven can. But then he realized he was in the Shrieking Shack.

So some place else

Nikki looked at the lake, as it was going to be a thunderstorm. She watched the lake move slightly. As her short gold brown hair moved by the wind, and as her brown eyes watched with envy.

She then sensed Raven was coming near her.

"Hey, have you seen Harry? He disappeared while I was drunk at the Three Broomsticks," said Raven.

"I don't know," answered Nikki.

"Okay then," said Raven. She placed her hood on and started to walk towards the lake.

"Raven!" exclaimed Ron as he ran to her.

"Where's Harry?" asked Ron.

"I don't know! Where were YOU?" asked Raven.

"With Hermione," said Ron.

"Always with Hermione. I think you've forgotten about Harry," said Raven.

"Listen! I haven't been in this story for a while because there hasn't been interest for me to be in it for a while. So shut up."

"Alright, let's find Harry," said Raven.

"And I'm coming," said Hermione coming out of nowhere. "For the hell of it."

And so they walked around everywhere in Hogwarts, expect for the Shrieking Shack.

"You think he's in there?" asked Hermione.

"Hell yes. There's no way he'd go to the FF," said Raven. So the three then barged into the SS. Where Voldemort greeted them.

"EEK!" screamed Ron.

"Kill him!" exclaimed Raven. They started firing madly at Voldemort.

"Listen you bastards. I came here to kill Harry-"

"FLIPENDO!" screamed Hermione. Voldemort dodged the spell.

"BUT I COULDN'T. Why? Because I can only kill him when JKR doesn't give a crap anymore. At least after the 7th book. But then she'd do that 8th book for charity. But screw charity! Anyways, I'm off to kill JKR. And I hope you bastards die," said Voldemort.

"What the fuck?" asked Ron.

"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU KILL SOMEONE IN A FIC FOR REAL AND THAT CRAP?" asked Raven.

"Simple. You just write a novel about it," said Hermione.

"Exactly. I'll possess Edgar... or whoever wrote that very dark poem in which has the word Nevermore in it, which some people believe Warn. Bros. Was reading poetry while making the episode, Nevermore," said Voldemort.

"You'd have to write a novel about that, too," said Hermione.

"BITCH!" screamed Voldemort, he cried. He was going to punch Hermione, when Ron fired a knock back jinx spell at him.

"Don't call Hermione a bitch, you hoe," said Ron.

"I love you Ron! " exclaimed Hermione.

"Azarath... Metrion... ZINTHOS!" screamed Raven, Harry could now move.

"GANG UP ON HIM BITCHES!" screamed Harry. They started to punch Voldemort.

"DEATH EATERS ASEMBLE!" screamed Voldemort. Jinxy, Yasmin, Lucius, and Snape came.

"Snape is a traitor," said Hermione. "HE WAS SPYING ON YOU!"

"Yeah... I know that. That's why we've put the Imperious curse on him," said Voldemort.

"You bastards," said Ron.

"KILL!!" screamed Raven. Raven then started to fire her black bolts at Jinxy madly. While Harry fired Flipendo spells at Voldemort. Hermione took on Yasmin as she just used the Body Bind curse on her.

Sadly for Ron, he had both Lucius and Snape to deal. So Ron just levitated Snape's wand, and levitated it with his wand towards Lucius's eyes, and poked his eyes with Snape's wand.

"That hurts you bitch," said Lucius, he fell unconscious. Snape then cried like a baby, and then got over the Imperious Curse, and was normal.

Then the Death Eaters were defeated, and the gang of good people went back to Hogwarts.

So at Dumbledore's Office.

"Okay you people. Everyone cannot go alone to places like the Shrieking Shack and that crap. Do so and you're screwed," said Dumbledore. "SO GO!!!"

End of Chapter 21

If you felt that it was offensive when Voldemort was wanting to kill JKR... it's just a joke seeing as how screwed the world of HP would be if Harry was dead.