Teen Titans meet... HARRY POTTER
Disclaimer: I don't own anything that is mentioned in this... story. I'm sure you got the freaking idea, like what everyone does when doing a disclaimer. So, yeah.
Chapter 22
So it was May 20, and everyone has been doing... nothing. Until Snape said to Robin after Potion's class.
"Robin, I need your help," said Snape to Robin.
"What is it?" asked Robin.
"You see, I need to know which computer I should use. Mac or Windows?" asked Snape.
"Windows. It's hard highlighting with Macs, and with IE with a Mac. The results are shitty," said Robin. Nikki then went into the room.
"Yeah, I can't even go on the internet during Computer class in my Mac Account. DAMMIT. I WISH THEY SWITCHED TO WINDOWS OR AT LEAST MAKE ME GO ON THE INTERNET," screamed Nikki. "And the bad thing is... I sorted try to edit the results on my own... so I'm screwed and I'll be in big trouble if the teacher found out." (This is true, I went on Proxy and tried to fix it myself. So I'm screwed. And IE hates me. So that's why I dread Computer class when we have to do something on the net. And when we have to do a project. I swear I want to go back to Catholic school... at least they had windows in that catholic school I used to go to.)
"That sucks," said Snape.
"Macs are cool... they have appleworks. And AppleWorks is awesome," said Robin.
They then went into Snape's room, which was dark.
"So I've just ordered windows. And I ordered Windows XP," said Snape.
"DAMN YOU!" screamed Nikki. "XP gets Photo Shop, and I really want Photo Shop. I have Windows 98."
So then the Windows XP came, and Snape urged the others to go away.
10 days later
Snape had finally downloaded a program. Then, when he double clicked the program. A Matrix like thing from Code Lyoko came, and a face that looked like Kazuya's face (Kazuya is from Tekken.) was there.
"Who the fuck are you? I'm Xana, god dammit," said Xana.
"What the fuck?" asked Snape.
"..." said Xana.
"... Oh god, have I been watching Code Lyoko too much?" asked Snape.
"Just tell three people to get into the scanners. We have a mission," said Xana.
"ER?" asked Snape.
Then, three scanners appeared in Snape's room.
"Just get three people into them you fucking bitch," said Xana. "Or I'll launch an attack at Hogwarts. Hmm... why the fuck haven't I thought of launching an attack somewhere else? Like... America?" asked Xana.
"Because you're a bitch. And Aelita would stop you," said Snape.
So after Potion's class
Snape then called Beast Boy, Nikki, and Robin to stay after class with him.
"Alright. You bitches have to get into these scanners. Just like Code Lyoko," said Snape.
"Code Lyoko..." said Nikki. "CODE CHEESE!!!!"
"Shut up," said Snape.
"Cool. I'm gonna be 3-d!" said Beast Boy.
"Yeah... I always wanted to see myself 3-d. Raven, she saw a 3-d model of herself once at Devian Art," said Robin.
"Anyways. Get into the damn scanners," said Snape. And so the three went into the three scanners each.
"Transfer... the three bitches. Scanning these bitches. AND 3-DTADIZED!!!" screamed Snape.
"You suck," said Xana. He then left the screen.
"Bitch," said Snape.
So in Lyoko (or the evil version of Lyoko)So in Lyoko, Robin had the same thing and his power was the ability of intelligent stuff. His weapon was a sword.
Beast Boy didn't have his animal powers, but he could change into any monster on Lyoko. And he had a gun for a weapon.
Nikki had the power of Telekinesis, and her weapon was a rod.
Xana then came up to them.
"Alright you bitches. We have to go to the copy place. And copy lots of monsters, then send them to Lyoko. Then, we attack and I go to the tower and activate it. Then I'll turn into black smoke in the real world."
"OKAY!" they screamed. They ran into a tower, and went to the copy place. Xana got a lot of copies of monsters. Then they went to the real Lyoko.
"Xana," said Aelita.
"Aelita," said Xana.
"Shut the fuck up. Let's fight dammit," said Aelita. Aelita then picked up a radio out of nowhere, and played it.
"Fear the Code Lyoko theme song!" exclaimed Aelita. Before the guy was singing Beast Boy said.
"Not too bad," said Beast Boy. Then the singing started.
"OH MY GOD!!!" screamed the four, they held their ears and cried in pain.
Yumi, Ulrich, and then Odd came and they started dancing to the song with Aelita.
"YEAH!!" screamed Odd.
"THIS IS WHY I WANT TO KILL THEM!" screamed Xana.
"STOP THE MUSIC!!! STOP THE MUSIC!!!" screamed Nikki.
"THIS IS WORSER THAN SLADE!!" cried Robin.
"I love this song," said Aelita.
Yumi then kissed Ulrich, and they hugged each other.
"WHOA!!" screamed Jeremy, as he sat in his chair in the real world.
The song then ended.
"DIE YOU BITCHES!" screamed Beast Boy. He fired with his gun madly at Odd. Odd then died and went back to the real world.
"PH33R MY TELEPATHY SKILLZ!" screamed Nikki. She threw 6 rocks at Yumi, killing her.
"OH SHIT!" screamed Jeremy.
Robin then sliced off Ulrich's head, making him go to the real world.
"DIEEEE!" screamed Xana.
Robin then sliced Aelita's feet off. Then Nikki slammed Aelita into the floor a lot, then Beast Boy shot Aelita a few times. Xana then made Aelita explode.
"No more of that fucking theme song. His voice... it's horrible," said Nikki.
So in the real world
"NOOOOOOO! AELIIIIITAAA! What the heck are we supposed to do now?" asked Jeremy. "And I just found the anti virus."
"Oh forget Aelita. You need a real girl," said Odd.
"BUT AELITA WAS MY FRIEND WHEN I WAS KID. THEN SHE WAS SUCKED INTO LYOKO!!"
"Oh... oh well," said Odd.
"I'm going to wear pink tomorrow. Black...dammit, It's not like someone died in my family every freaking day," said Yumi.
"Yay!" exclaimed Ulrich.
So then where Snape is...
"Uh... return to the past?" asked Snape. He pushed the return button, and everyone went to the past.
Albus went into Snape's room.
"What the fuck is this?" asked Albus. He then destroyed the computer and the scanners.
"YAY!" cheered Snape.
"No more Lyoko means no more of that evil theme song," said Nikki. "We should come up with a theme song."
"Yeah..."
So later... where the gang made their own song. They began singing it.When it goes dark
You better watch out
Because the Anti Code Lyoko Team is coming
They're big.
They're bad.
And they're absolutely stupid.
But anyways.
You should be afraid.
Because they will be your death bringers.
Watch out, the sun is out.
The Anti Code Lyoko Team is here.
You better watch out.
You better not cry.
Because the Anti Code Lyoko Team is here.
And they're ready to bring your death.
"It was beautiful," said Snape.
"Yeah," said Nikki.
"Where's Starfire? We need to cuddle," said Robin.
"I want Terra," said Beast Boy.
"Shut the fuck up," said Snape.
End of Chapter 22By the way... if you liked the Code Lyoko theme song. (The one where the guy was singing). Sorry, but I don't like whoever song in it's singing. You don't hear singing in Miguzi. But in other time when Code Lyoko is being played when it's not being aired during Miguzi... you can hear singing.
AND IT'S HORRIBLE.Raven: Dammit. Where am I in this?
It was a other character episode...
Raven: Alright.
On the next new TTHM...
Raven discoveres that a Posse called the Unknown Posse was behind her strange dark behavior, and Voldemort. She also learns a little of their plans.