Teen Titans meet HARRY POTTER
Disclaimer: I own nothing mentioned in this chapter.
Chapter 23
Raven was meditating with Starfire one day, while the sun was setting.
Harry talked with Ron about Science.
"Dude, it says here that to make a baby, the stem cell and the egg cell need to merge," said Ron, as he pointed to his Life Science textbook.
"Uh... yeah," said Harry.
"And it says here that the stem... WHOA. WHOA. WHOA," screamed Ron.
"HOLY SHIT. WHOA." Screamed Harry as he read that.(Heh... I learned about how a woman gets a baby in her stomach... and crap in my new Science book. I was like: WHOA. HOLY FUCKING... WHOA.)
Starfire then flew over to them, as she had finished meditating with Raven.
"What are you two screaming about?" asked Raven, she read what the textbook said."...Whoa," said Raven, a tree blew up.
"Huh?" asked Starfire, she read the page. "I did not know such thing."
"No wonder why Blackfire is a slut," said Ron.
"I HEARD THAT!" screamed Blackfire. She got the jewel from Betrothed and began firing eye beams.
"AHHHH!" screamed Ron, he ran away.
So later, while Raven was looking at the lake at night.
"Hello there Sister Bitch," said Blood.
"Fuck off Blood," said Raven. She pulled out an Azarathian Wine, and took a sip.
"You're not supposed to drink..."
"FUCK OFF."
"Without me," said Blood. He grabbed the wine and took a sip.
"Yummy," said Blood.
"Hey, what the fuck are you guys doin'?" asked Filch.
"AW SHIT!" screamed Raven, a tree exploded.
"What the fuck is this?" asked Filch. He took a sip, and immediately got drunk.
"2 times... cheese equals 5," said Filch.
"WHOA. WHOA. WHOA." Screamed Blood.
"Amazing," said Raven.
"Hey... where'd you get the wine?" asked Blood.
"I found it at a tree in the forest. It said it was from Azar. Supposed to keep my emotions in control for a while," said Raven. She then left for the forest.
"Okay," said Blood. "So Filch, have you ever scored?"
"Scoring... the nebula... the uterus... URINEY SCORES!" screamed Filch.
"Whoa, I need a camera," said Blood, he took a camera out and began taping Filch.
So with Raven...
Raven picked up four more bottles of the wine with her powers. She then started to levitate away from the box of wine.
She then heard a rustle in the bushes."Who's there?" asked Raven, knowing something was there. It couldn't be the wind, you know, unless it was Hurricane Nikki then it was the wind.
"Psst," said a voice.
"Who the hell are you?" asked Raven, Brother Blood then appeared. "AHH. IT'S BROTHER BLOOD.""Yeah, it is," said Brother Blood.
"Nikki thought you were my brother in the comic books," said Raven.
"Yes, I know... but she lost this bet once," said Brother Blood.
"Discuss," said Raven.
FLASH BLACK
Nikki and Brother Blood were reading Goose Bumps story, and the both of them were on the last Goose Bump story written yet.
Then, Brother Blood won.
"I WON. I WON. I READ ALL THE GOOSE BUMPS STORIES YET!" screamed Brother Blood.
"DAMMIT," screamed Nikki.
"Name someone after me dammit," said Brother Blood, he then left.
END FLASH BLACK
"You have hot reading skills," said Raven.
"Yeah... anyways. I came to tell you that something bad is going to happen," said Brother Blood.
"What is it?" asked Raven.
"You see... there's this group. They want to rule the world. Voldemort is apart of it," said Brother Blood.
"And?" asked Raven.
"They're going to release Trigon, and make you and Blood evil," said Brother Blood, he then disappeared.
Raven then went back to Blood, where there was a party going on.
"The fuck?" asked Raven.
Nikki was dressed in all white, and had a towel around her neck, kind of like Raven's cloak but there was no hood.
"Dun dun dun dun WHITE GIRL!" screamed Nikki, she began singing the original Batman song, replacing Batman with White Girl.
"OKAY. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?" asked Raven. A tree blew up.
"We're drunk, we're drunk, we're gonna drink beer!" exclaimed Blood. 8 trees then blew up.
Albus was too drunk to realize what everyone was doing, but he taped everything.
"Party over," said Raven, but no one listened.
"FRESH TAMARAN BEER!" screamed Blackfire.
"Let's kiss, Robin," said Starfire.
"WOOO!" screamed everyone.
Robin grinned. "Hell yeah!"
"I have to be dreaming," said Raven.
"Robin is finally going to score," said Cyborg.
"No you dumbass. Robin isn't going to score. And you never scored either, and you never will. And when you get married, you're child will be an adopted one," said Ron.
Cyborg then cried.
"Hey Terra," said Beast Boy.
"Yes?" Terra.
"TRAITOR!" screamed Beast Boy."NOOOOO!" screamed Terra.
"Just joking," said Beast Boy. "But stay the fuck away from Slade."
"Okay," said Terra. She then grabbed one of those Tamaran beers and got drunk.
"PARTY ANIMAL!!!" screamed Terra.
"He pooped in his pants and pissed from his mouth! What the fuck is wrong with you Bob?" sang Harry. Raven walked to him.
"Don't tell me you're also drunk," said Raven.
"I'm drunk, bitch," said Harry. He past Raven herbal tea.
"Whoa... thanks," said Raven. Raven took a sip of it, and it tasted like Azarathian Wine...
Raven then fell asleep, and when she woke up. She saw Blood. And he had four glowing red eyes.
"DEATH. DEATH. DEATH TREATY. KILL. KILL. TRIGON SHALL COME. DEATH. DEATH. DEATH TREATY. KILL. KILL. TRIGON SHALL COME!" screamed Blood.
"The Trigon song," said Raven.
It started to rain blood, and everyone was dying.
"Ashes, ashes..." said a few children.
"Oh my god. It's the black plague," said Raven.
Then, huge flames appeared in a circle, and Trigon came in front of them.
"Rise my children. It is the time for the end of this pathetic world!" exclaimed Trigon.
Raven then hid inside a tree, hoping she wouldn't be noticed.
"I know you're here Metrion," said Trigon. The tree Raven was in exploded.
"Leave. Me. ALONE!" screamed Raven.
"Death. Death. Death Treaty. Kill. Kill. Trigon Shall Come. Ashes. Ashes. Death Death..." sang the children.
"You were borned to be evil. You were borned to rule the world with me!" exclaimed Trigon.
"No I wasn't," said Raven.
"Idiot. Blood, get her," said Trigon.
"COME SISTER!" screamed Blood. He flew towards Raven.
"No," said Raven.
Blood used his Tentacles (The same tentacles that she used to do what she did to Dr. Light.) to wrap around Raven.
"Kill me, and you won't rule the world," said Raven.
"We won't kill you. Just make you bring out that evil side," said Blood.
"NO!" screamed Raven.
"Yes. Your pathetic friends made you weak. They made you fear, cry, and hate. They made you a weakling. Don't be that sort of weakling anymore. Show them you mean no mercy," said Trigon.
"So what if I feel emotions? All humans are supposed to feel them. But because of you... I was cursed," said Raven.
"Of what? Weakness?" asked Trigon.
"No..."
"Fear?"
"No..."
"Anger?"
"NO!"
Raven opened her eyes, only to see she was dreaming. It was now morning, and everyone was snoring.
Raven then placed her hood on, and started to walk forward, away from the lake. She bumped into Draco.
"Hi idiot," said Draco. He then was sent flying to a tree.
Raven's eyes glowed red, and she looked at him. Raven then walked into the castle.
End of Chapter 23
I think this chapter was the best one yet. Well, what will happen in the next chapter?
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Beast Boy: I thought the Trigon song sucked.
Demons can't make songs for shit...
Raven: Tell me about it, Blood tried to do that once. It was horrible.
Blood: Dammit, couldn't you of named me Kazuya instead of Blood?
Sorry, but if I named you Kazuya... that would be copywriting.