"Chevron seven engaged Wormhole active"

The Stargate emitted the usual deadly bubble, and SG-1 was heading for their latest planet to explore. Sam stopped to take a brief look at the marvel of alien technology that was the Stargate, and wondered if they could ever replicate it should the need arise. She took a bold step through the Gate. Getting blasted through subspace never quite lost its' unique appeal, but Sam had gotten used to it. She took a quick evaluating glance around her. It was a little dark, with no light sources in the room except the Stargate's eerie blue glow and her own flashlight mounted on her gun. The other three members of SG-1 popped out behind her through the gate.

"It looks like all's clear" She told Jack as she turned to face him. She wouldn't give up her job for anything in the world, but being around the man you love and knowing that love cannot be was very distressing at times. Knowing that he felt the same for her only made matters worse.

"Sure there aren't any Goa'uld hiding in that little goatee of Teal'c's?" Jack gave a deep inquisitorial glare at Teal'c's facial hair.

"You are most amusing O'Neill" Teal'c said distastefully as he moved his staff weapon a little to the left, putting it between him and Jack.

"Teal'c was that...sarcasm?" Carter ventured.

"I think we need to get him reassigned, Jack is clearly a bad influence." Daniel said as he proceeded to read the hieroglyphs all around.

"Just get the work done, people." Jack ordered. Unless Carter was mistaken, they had managed to upset Jack a little. He didn't like it when other people stole his precious sarcasm and used it right back on him. He sure was quite the character.

While Daniel continued to ogle at the walls, the others did a more in-depth search of the room for threats. Finding none, they opened a wormhole back to Earth, and sent the probe back through.

"Looks like it's safe here. We'll check out the surrounding region and analyze the ruins and we'll report back at 1700 hours, and probably return." Carter informed the SGC of their progress.

"Alright then, best of luck SG-1. Hammond out" They shut off the wormhole to Earth.

And now the real fun begins, Carter thought. Sure, this place may seem mundane, but you never knew where alien technology could be hidden. Places like this that seemed to be of interest to only Daniel had turned out to be teeming with more technology than you could shake a stick at. Although shaking sticks at things was hardly the scientific approach Samantha preferred.

"Alright, Teal'c, you're with me. Let's go see what else is in this place. Carter, you stay and guard the Gate, and make sure Daniel doesn't have too much fun." Jack delegated. Sam was not very happy with her task, she was stuck here to babysit Daniel as he prattled on about ancient cultures and such. She realized she was thinking just like Jack, and chided herself.

Jack and Teal'c turned around and were about to head out of the room into the hallway beyond when the unexpected happened (As it has a nasty way of doing whenever SG-1 is around)...