-1Na: wheeeeeee I had cookies and right now can't type to save my life so if there are any misspelled words or poor grammar….sorry!

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"The girl would be late to her own funeral!" Kori fumed she was waiting by the well in the feudal era, she twirled a strand of green hair around on her finger, her hair was multicolored green on one side, red down the back and blue down the other. Her eyes scanned the well then turned to her Mickey mouse watch on her wrist. The short gloved hand pointed to the 3 and the long one pointed to the 12. ((AKA 3:00))

"Baka" she yelled down the well, sitting down in a huff, she had learned this trait from InuYasha, she looked up at the sky.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING STUPID?!" an angry voice demanded as a blob of violet hair popped up from the well.

"KENA-sepai!" Kori pulled her cousin up from the well and hugged her.

"Um…….Kori….guess what?" Kena said gasping for breath.

"What?" Kori said hugging her cousin tightly.

"That the human body NEEDS oxygen to live!" she rasped.

"Oh gomen Kena-sepai" Kori sweat dropped and dropped a now unconscious Kena.

"Kena….KENA?!?!?!?! OH MY GOD I KILLED KENA!"

Kori sat next to Kagome and InuYasha in Lady Kaede's hut.

"I Killed my cousin!" Kori wailed.

"Shut up! No you didn't you just suffocated her" InuYasha growled holding his ears as Kori wailed even louder.

"Kori is it….ahem you know…that time of the month?" Kagome asked gently setting her hand on the girl's shoulder, Kori bobbed her head up and down.

"Ah, I see" Kagome gave Kori a strong hug.

"Wait! What do you see?! What's wrong with her?!" InuYasha asked coming closer to the two girls.

"None of your business Inu-chan!!!!!" Kori snapped her eyes filled with flames.

"whoa! Who spit in your ramen?!" InuYasha asked moving away from Kori.

"She's kind of moody right now InuYasha" Kagome said giving him a small smile.

"Hello everyone, how is Kena?" Miroku asked barging into the hut.

"STUPID MONK! YOU SHALL MY WRATH!" Kori jumped from her seat and attacked Miroku, when she was done all that was left was a little scuff mark of where the monk once stood, please bow your heads and give a moment of silence to honor one of the finer and one of the most comical character…..okay now that's over back to the psychotic chick.

Sango walked in now interested in the noise.

"Sango-san!" Kori wailed, her entire body was wracked with sobs.

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" InuYasha yelled as he watched the drama.

"Kagome is she?" Sango turned Kagome, who nodded "Dear Kami"

"SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha growled.

"Inuyasha you don't need to know everything" Kagome gave him a 'don't do anything to give her a reason to do what she did to Miroku to you' look.

"Okay" Inuyasha glared at the girls.

"Is it just me or do you hear them too?" Kena sweat dropped as she listened to the rampaging going out outside the screen.

"Aye, Inuyasha is a rowdy one but your cousin seems to have a temper to" Kaede responded looking at the dark figures moving behind the screen.

"SHUT UP OUT THERE!" Kena screamed, the figures stopped moving one came barreling at the sliding door.

"Kena?!" Kori yelled "Are you okay?"

"I'm fine just shut up and if your on your period tell me I have Midol in my bag" Kena sighed when she heard A simultaneous ohhhhhhhh from the boys.

"I knew she was acting like a witch for some reason" Inu said.

"Inuyasha that was uncalled for! Sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit" Kagome yelled a almost sickening crash almost leveled the hut.

"They are really starting to annoy me" Kena shrugged and looked at the door, she would have to brave the stupidy sooner or later. She stood up and walked out to the main room, Kori nearly killed her ((again)) when she tackled Kena.

"YOU STOOGE HOW DARE YOU PASS OUT ON ME?!!!!?!?!?!" she screamed strangling Kena.

"Gaspth! You stole my word and you were the one who was strangling me you hormone crazed dipstick!" she growled glaring.

"So your alright?" Kagome asked pulling Kori off of Kena.

"yeah, peachy" Kena muttered rubbing her neck.

"So while you're here are you going to go see Shesshomaru?" Kagome asked, Kori was laughing as Kena's face turned red.

"Yes" she said confidently, then muttered "eventually"

"Your not planning to see him at all you big baby" InuYasha smirked.

"I AM TOO!" Kena screeched at Inu.

"Fine then go now!" Inuyasha challenged.

"Fine I will" Kena said unknowingly falling into a hole she was most likely never getting out of.

"Fine then we'll take you right now" InuYasha smiled triumphantly and stood up.

"FINE! Wait what?" Kena blinked.

"You stupid, stupid, stupid girl, you just agreed to go see Shesshomaru" Kori rubbed her temples.

"Oh" Kena said softly "CRAP!" she tried to bolt for the door, InuYasha caught her and dragged her out of the hut.

"CAN'T WE TALK ABOUT THIS RATIONALY?!" Kena pleaded as everyone followed silently.

"Quiet, you know we were going to do this to you" Kori stated, nodding.

Kena was thrown onto Kirara, Sango jumped on followed by Kori and Miroku who became undead. Kagome flew with InuYasha. After a half an hour of traveling the castle came into view. It wasn't any different from when she last saw it, they flew across the front gate and landed. Servants were watching from a distance, a young girl ran out to greet them.

"Lady Kori? Is that you and who is your friend?" the young girl seemed to bounce, her eyes were big and brown. Her hair was long and black tied back in a braid. She wore a long pink kimono with sakura leaves printed on it.

"RIN?!" Kena asked looking over the girl, she had really grown.

"Yea….look lady who are you?" she crossed her arms and raised an eyebrow. Kena jumped off of Kirara and stared down the little girl.

"LADY?! Since when have you started calling me lady? I'm only 17 and I taught you that scowl!" Kena imitated the scowl perfectly.

"Kena-sama?" Rin asked looking up at her with big eyes.

"Well you seem to need some time to catch up, bye" Kagome said, the group minus Kena took off.

"They will pay" Kena mumbled then turned back to Rin.

"You sure grew up, I haven't seen you in a year how old are you now?" Kena asked looking at Rin.

"I am 11 now Kena-sama" Rin smiled a huge smile, the courtyard once full of chattering and giggles became deathly silent. Kena raised an eyebrow as Rin turned around facing the castle.

"Rin, why was Inuyasha and his companions here?" came the cold voice of none other than…

"Shesshomaru" Kena breathed as the demon lord approached.

NA: okay I'm not sure you would call this a cliffhanger or what but I am leaving it off here.

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READ the story by my cousin it is called the very stupid adventures of Mew Mew Taco and it is very funny…..I recommend it if you like stupity and/or Tacos.

next time

Kena: must deal with Shesshomaru and a deal he makes to get some angry demon lords off his back.

Kori: she must find a way to escape from the clutches of a demented wolf demon lord.

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