The Adventures Of Shadow:
Chapter 1: Little Voice:
Warning: Some of this language is inappropriate for those that aren't pre-teens!
"Hey Shadow! You're stupid!" said Sonic. "Whatever!" said Shadow. "What? You're not even going to threaten to beat me up? What's wrong with you Shadow?" demanded Sonic. "Nothing's wrong Sonic. I just need to think and when I'm thinking I'm going ignore comments like that," said Shadow.
Sonic knew there had to be more where that came from then to just thinking. Clearly there was something wrong. He goes looking for Shelby since she's the closest thing Shadow has. He thinks she might know what's wrong with Shadow.
"Hey Shelby. Do you know what's wrong with Shadow?" asked Sonic. Shelby ignored him. She was listening to Hilary Duff's song Little Voice. "The Little Voice In My head won't let me forget…" she sang. Sonic was impatient and knew the only to get her off her music was a blow horn you use for wake up calls. "Damn you Sonic! I was nearly done!" she screamed. "Sorry. But I have a question for you. It's about Shadow!" said Sonic. "Oh great! What the hell's wrong with him now?" demanded Shelby. "Well you know I like to tease him right?" asked Sonic. "Yeah. So?" said Shelby. "And you also know that unless something's going on he likes to chase me around the house and say to me' I'll make you eat those words Sonic or else!' right?" asked Sonic. "Yeah so what's your point?" demanded Shelby. "Well today I went up to him and said 'Hey Shadow! You're stupid!' and all he can say is 'Whatever!' and then I go like 'What? You're not even going to threaten to beat me up? What's wrong with you Shadow?' and then he goes like 'Nothing's wrong Sonic. I just need to think and when I'm thinking I'm going ignore comments like that'," said Sonic ", I think something's wrong with Shadow!" "What? Don't be ridiculous! Shadow's always like that when he's thinking I ask him on a cold winter day when he's thinking 'Do you want some hot chocolate Shadow?' and he goes like 'Whatever!' as well," explained Shelby. "Okay if you say so!" said Sonic.
Sonic has a feeling that Shelby only said that because she was angry with him for interrupting her music time. Well he thinks that what happened when she offered him hot chocolate was true but he means his attitude when he's thinking about something. There's got to be more to it then when Shadow's just thinking about something. There's just must be something up. Everyone knows that Shadow reveals to himself at nighttime what he was thinking about. So Sonic sneaks out of bed, goes to Shelby + Shadow's bedroom and listens closely to Shadow.
"Oh Maria! How I miss you so! If I was to find another love I wouldn't be crying right now! Or I wouldn't be like 'Whatever!' to anyone. I'd be happy and I'd be sleeping right now instead of weeping. Oh Maria! Why did G.U.N. have to kill you? Why? My heart is never going to completely die for I have found a best friend who I can tell me feelings to. Her name is Shelby, Maria. I wish you could meet her. She's so nice to me! So nice to me! But alas…. she's already got a boyfriend. A boyfriend of her own race, the echidnas. His name is Knuckles. Oh Maria. IF only I can get a girlfriend then I wouldn't be weeping right now, I'd be sleeping. But now I must sleep or I'll be too tired to even think about you tomorrow. So good night my Maria," said Shadow sadly.
"Ah ha! So Shadow's sad that he can't have a girlfriend. And he's in love with Shelby but she's already in love with Knuckles. So therefore he can't have her. Poor Shadow. I know how he feels. Amy Rose wants me but she doesn't get me and she doesn't cry every night," said Sonic.
So now sonic is thinking how can he make Shadow happy or at least get Shadow back to his normal self? Well first he has to find a girl that will be interested in him. Sonic didn't get any sleep that night so he slept for the whole day.
"Oh Shadow! Is something wrong? You look upset," said Shadow.
"What the hell is wrong with you people? That's everyone these days, I have a sad look and everyone's like 'What's wrong Shadow?' You look upset. Well I'm tired of all of that shit!" shouted Shadow.
"Geez! Shadow! I'm your best friend Shadow. I'm just concerned! You can tell me something and I won't tell anyone," said Shelby in tears. "You're right Shelby. My bad," said Shadow "Let's go to our secret room where we make secret stuff and tell secrets. And I'll tell you what's on my mind."
They go to their secret room where Shadow and Shelby make secret stuff and tell secrets they had the walls barricaded in that room so no one can hear they sawing and the secrets they tell each other.
"I'm really upset about losing Maria. The Little Voice in my head won't let me get over her! I know Sonic overheard my crying so can you tell him this when he wakes up tomorrow?" asked Shadow. "Sure. What is it Shadow?" asked Shelby. "Tell him not to tell anyone that I was crying or he'll get the usual when he teases me," said Shadow. "Giggle Okay Shadow!" said Shelby.
The next day Sonic goes to his usual hangout place where there are lots of girls. His mission for today is to try to find Shadow a chick to get over his Maria. If he doesn't succeed he'll feel guilty.
"Worried about Shadow, Shelby?" asked Knuckles. "How did you know?" asked Shelby. "Lucky guess!" said Knuckles. "No! Knuckles got psychic powers when he defeated the giant psychic squid. Then the legend has it the creature that defeats it gets its psychic powers. So now people have to defeat Knuckles to get it!" said Tails. "Cool…. I guess!" said Shelby. "Don't worry Shelby. Shadow will find someone I'm sure!" said Tails.
Shadow: Some damn fan you turned out to be!
Shadow-The-Hedgehog-Fan: What the hell is that for Shadow?
Shadow: You didn't make me find love yet! And worse of it that damn hedgehog called Sonic is probably going to make it worse. Like all of the girls at his hangout place would want something to do with me!
Shadow-The-Hedgehog-Fan: Be patient Shadow.
Shadow: I bet a girl would think I'm a piece of shit!
Shadow-The-Hedgehog-Fan: Hey! I'm a girl and I don't think you're a piece of shit Shadow!
Shadow: You're probably the only girl who thinks that Shadow-The-Hedgehog-Fan. Am I right or wrong?
Shadow-The-Hedgehog-Fan: You'll find out soon enough as soon as we get at least 1 review for this chapter!
Shadow: So you pathetic humans better write a review or else!