The next day at lunch, Roy looked up from his food and asked, "Where's Hawkeye?"
Winry looked around. "Um... she's... at...the store...to...get...some...socks." she said slowly. Roy lifted the one eyebrow that wasn't covered with the band of his eyepatch, and shrugged.
Ed looked down at the plate of food below him and twitched. "Winry...these...are..." He said.
"Yes, beans. What about them?" She replied, haveing a 'blonde' moment.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A LITTLE MINI-BEAN WHO COULDN'T EVEN BE SEEN WITH AN ELECTROM MICROSCOPE!" He shouted, jumping up onto the table and pointing his fork at her.
The force of the jump had caused Roys beans to fly into his face, which really pissed him off because he hadn't brought another eyepatch and it was hard to clean them.
"FULLMETAL...!" He yelled, pulling on his gloves and snapping his fingers at Ed and burning his trousers.
"AAHHHHH HOT HOT HOT!" Ed screamed, trying to put out the fire. It was then that Riza conviently decided to enter the house, carrying a paper bag.
"What the hell? I leave for one hour and you two are already ABOUT TO BLOW UP THE ENTIRE HOUSE!" She said, starting out at a normal tone and ending up shouting. She pulled out her gun. "EVERYONE SIT!" She yelled, scaring everyone into obediance.
"Winry, go get the hose and put out the damn fire! And YOU TWO..." She glared in the direction of Ed, whose pants were now soaking wet from Winrys almighty hose power, and Roy, who had beans running down his face. "DIFFERENT ROOMS. OTHER SIDES OF THE HOUSE. NOW." She demanded, waveing the gun at them.
They glanced at eachother and nodded, decideing that they weren't takeing any chances. They turned and ran as fast as possible to oppisite ends of the house, running into rooms and locking them quickly.
After Winry had the hose away and the fire out, Riza slumped down into the couch, exausted.
"What are we going to do with them..." She muttered. She yawned and closed her eyes, falling asleep.
A/N: I didn't update for a couple of days, sorry. I had a terrbile case of writers block. I have been in a humorus mood lately, hence my new crack series. And humor doesn't really work with RoyAi/EdWin sap. And the EdWin is waiting, I'm trying to work it in, but if you know me you know that I am a total royAi girl to the core. Sooo...ROYAI FOREVER R&R GO RIZA! XD rock on.