Thanks to MastahChibeh for helping me with some stuff...somehow.
Roy's Thoughts...
Damn. Riza is really moodly lately. It's probably because I dragged her to Risenbul with me...I should hae asked her if she wanted to come. I am such a selfish bastard. Why wasn't I payign attention to her! I was too busy caring about my own damn self to care...Dammit! I am a terrible lover. Why does she even bother with me? She's followed me around for fifteen years. Fifteen whole years! Who could she stand that? Deal with my arrogant, selfish, stupid self for 15 years. That's more than half of the entire life! But fifteen years...damn, I'm getting old. Hmph. I should probably just take Hughes' damn advice and settle down and get married or whatever. But how can I do that! She's the only one I'll ever be able to love. And she would never marry an ass like me. Sigh.
Riza's Thoughts...
Roy. Why do I keep thinking his name? Saying his name! I guess it's a good thing...but it's driving me insane. He's all I can think about, damn him! No, wait, I take that back. I TAKE IT BACK! I don't want to damn him. I just want to be with him.
I can't hide this secret much longer. Sooner or later he'll find out. But how can I tell him? Am I supposed to just go up to him and say, "Roy, guess what? I'm pregnant with your kid!" Or just drop hints until he figures it out? I'm really screwed this time...literally.
Edward's Thoughts...
Stupid Winry. It's all Mustangs fault I'm here in the first place. Pompous old bastard. I don't care if he is fuhrer. He's an ass.
Why does winry have to be such a hardass all the time? She bosses me around like a slave driver or something. I would transmute her wrench into something squishy, but she would kill me with my old automail.
Wait, now that I don't have any automail, do I have a reaqson to come back here? But since I'm not in the military anymore...Do I have a reson to leave? Why would I want to stay?
Dammit! I hate Winry! But...I don't want to go. I don't wanna leave her here alone again. I don't hate her. But I can't be in love with her, no way! I don't love her! I DON'T LOVE HER! Ugh! What is wrong with me? She's my FRIEND! F-R-I-E-N-D! FRIEND! Geez.
Winry's Thoughts...
Men. Whose idea were they? Going around, acting all tough, why can't they just be more like girls? Geez.
I wish Ed would just grow up. And Roy is just a jerk sometimes. He's a good guy, I know that, but he's just an ass. (A/N: And the critics agree: Roy is an ass.)
When I think about it, though. ed really is the most mature person I know. He's basically been an adult since he was ten. He lost his arm, his leg, his mom, and (kinda) his brother, all at almost the same time. That's more than enough for anyone to handle, let alone a ten-year-old kid.
But dammit, why does he have to insist on doing everything himself?
Stupid jerk.
A/N: HOLY CRAP! SOMETHING LONGER THAN 5 SENTENCES! It's still too short. Dammit. But it's pretty good considering I wrote almost the entire thing listneing to 'Kids with Guns' by Gorillaz.