A/N Oh my gosh! I was so happy to see my inbox full with reviews today! You like me! You really like me! Okay, do you guys want to know the weird dream I had last night? You do? Okay! So, last night I dreamt that I met Mandy Moore, and she was totally cool and I really liked her platonically, and then I found out that she was related to me! And I was all "Gee, that's amazing!". And also, in my weird dream, my neighbor tried to poison me and a random homeless person that I found out was also related to me, tried to give me HIV. Does that mean something?

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Chapter Five

"Hey, do you want to read more?" asked Sirius the next day, at breakfast.

"Do you really like it?" asked Lily.

"What? Is it a big surprise?" he questioned.

Lily opened her eyes wide and nodded vigorously.

"Careful, Lily. Don't knock over the milk." Remus joked.

Lily rolled her eyes and threw a piece of her blueberry muffin at him.

"Why do you keep throwing things at me?" he asked in annoyance.

"So, do you reckon we should read more of it?" Lily asked.

"Yeah," responded James.

Together they walked upstairs to James's room, only to find the maids cleaning it.

"Have you seen a book right there?" James asked, pointing to his desk. The maid shook her head and continued working.

"Where could it be?" asked Sirius, worryingly.

"Oh! I remember. I put it under your bed, James. In case anyone found it." Lily squealed. They all looked relieved.

"You're a lifesaver, Lils," said James, grinning at her. Lily could feel herself blush, though she didn't know why.

Lily bent down and grabbed the book.

"Shall we go to the library instead?" she suggested.

"I reckon so." said Remus. They walked to the library together, chatting about the book. When they arrived at the massive library, they each took a seat at the couch near the fireplace. Lily opened the book to the page where they had left of.

He found it a lot harder to concentrate on drills that afternoon and when he left the building at five o'clock, he was still so worried that he walked straight into someone just outside the door.

"Hey, that happened to me once, too! Except with a pole." said Sirius.

"Sorry," he grunted, as the tiny old man stumbled and almost fell. It was a few seconds before Mr. Dursley realized that the man was wearing a violet cloak. He didn't seem at all upset at being almost knocked to the ground. On the contrary, his face split into a wide smile and he said in a squeaky voice that made passersby stare, "Don't be sorry, my dear sir, for nothing could upset me today! Rejoice, for You-Know-Who has gone at last! Even Muggles like yourself should be celebrating this happy, happy day!"

And the old man hugged Mr. Dursley around the middle, and walked off.

Mr. Dursley stood rooted to the spot. He had been hugged by a complete stranger. He also thought he had been called a Muggle, whatever that was.

"Silly fool! A Muggle is a non magical bugger like yourself!" said James.

He was rattled.

"Ooh, I like that word! Rattled, rattled, rattled! It gives me goosebumps." stated Sirius.

"We're never going to get through the first bloody chapter if you keep interrupting us." exclaimed Lily. "Now sit your arse down and shut your mouth."

He hurried to his car and set off for home, hoping he was imagining things, which he had never hoped before, because he didn't approve of imagination.

"Blimey, he and my parents should meet up." said Sirius.

"Y'know what, Sirius, my mate? You're going to read."

Sirius shrugged and began reading. In less than an hour, everyone besides the reader had fallen asleep. This was due to Sirius' atrocious reading. He couldn't properly pronounce any word that had over two syllables.

A/N I know it's short. Don't flame me. PLEASE! It's short because I have a lot of homework to do. So...yeah. Also, I am going to be starting a new fic. It's Lily's diary while she's pregnant with Harry. Funny. Yeah, so I'd appreciate it tremendously if you reviewed it when I post it. To find it, all you have to do is click on my screen name and see my profile. Don't forget to review this one, though!