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3rd October 2005: Chapter 5
About half a second later, she came rushing back in as a result of coming face-to-face with…Snape's demon dancing underpants! Tonks screamed and ran behind Remus for protection.
"What is it Tonks?" asked Remus in a surprised tone.
"Look, over there," said Tonks pointing at the door. Remus looked to where Tonks was pointing and nearly fell over in surprise.
"Oh I wondered where they had got to!" exclaimed Snape, recovering from Tonks' earlier blow to the nose.
"What do you mean?" asked a confused Remus.
"They are my demon dancing underpants. No need to worry! I thought I'd lost them in the garden, so I had to put on Hermione's bikini," explained Snape, implying that it was obvious to anyone with half a brain.
"Eh?" asked an even more confused Remus.
"My demon dancing underpants! You know? The ones I got for Christmas from Albus remember? When they need a wash they turn red, run away and start dancing until they are cleaned."
"Eww, that's so gross! Snape's smelly underpants!" yelled Tonks in a muffled voice as she was holding her nose.
"Yes well, I think I'll take them and put them into the washing machine."
"Good idea Snape. And put some decent clothes on. I'm sure Hermione won't appreciate you stretching hers," said Tonks, just as Hermione stepped into the kitchen.
"Did someone say my name?" she asked, and then she saw what Snape was wearing...
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