Nehszriah here again with another Slayers poem! -Holy Grail cheer- I do not own Slayers, though I really wish I did. Now for what happens when I have a blank sheet of paper and nothing to look forward to but hours of boring Chemistry, Health and Practical Writing classes. I know it could be better, but I sort of hit the wall. Oh well. -shrugs- Read, review and enjoy!


The Boredom-Killing Poem of Slayeriffic Doomage

Sorceress with hair and eyes as blood

Swordsman who's mind is as blunt as his sheath

Shrine maiden with a true love of Justice

Sullen chimera who all others try to reach

They traveled about the World known to them

Participating in the future's great histories

Living barely through each misadventure

Whilst unwillingly solving many a mystery

Darkness beyond the dusk of twilight

Crimson beyond blood that purely flows

Never shall there be another group of friends

Who should be so rightly feared by their foes

Sister of the Knight of Ciepheid

Known as the enemy of all who live

A short, small-breasted, short-tempered wretch

Cross her and be sorry you did

The former mercenary of great might and strength

His brain power is less than that of a young squirrel

The Jellyfish Brains has worn an oath

To forever protect the greedy young girl

Princess belonging to the Beacon of Light

Champion of Justice and all that is pure

The youngest in the party; barely a woman

A klutz with gall yet sweet and demure

Grandson of the Possessed Red Priest

Chimera of grace and beautiful air

The cure for his curse he constantly seeks

A formula to grant him features princely fair

Twas by their hands many demons were conquered

The World was thus rightly saved in turn

Yet who shall save the World from the hot-headed sorceress?

Under her Dragon Slave the World would burn

Duck and cover! The Dragon Spooker's coming!