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Valeria and his team were heading back to Kalm and dropped them off from Highwind. Everyone goes back to their homes but Red stays with Tifa and Valeria. Valeria walks into Tifa's house and toward his room without say any words. He still couldn't believe what he saw from an illusion in the Lifestream. He finds that Cloud's describe were a very truth. He sits down on his bed and groans from a wound that Cloud gave him from a battle.
Tifa was worried about Valeria because he didn't say a single word all way from the Crater to Kalm. She believes that he saw something terrible that an illusion showed him. Red watches Tifa and could tell that she is worrying about Valeria.
"You're worried about Valeria? I can tell that you are." Red put his paw on his chin. Tifa sighs as she looks at Red.
"Yes, I am. He haven't said a single word all way from the Crater to here. I believe that Lifestream showed him something terrible." Red nods, "It could be...maybe he get another memory back that we don't know about it." Tifa nods, "Maybe. I'll go to see him--" Then phone ringing, Tifa picks it up and answer on the phone.
"Hello?"
"Hello, Tifa? This is Eddie. I need you to come over. I have something to show you. Remember you found a fossil? I found it a quite strange." Eddie says.
"Oh hi Eddie. Sure, I'll come over tomorrow if that is all right. Also can I bring few friends over?" Tifa says as her voice sound like sad. Eddie realizes her voice and gets worried.
"Something wrong?" Eddie asks. Tifa sighs deeply and decides to tell him a little story about Valeria. However, she don't tell him that Valeria is Sephiroth. She needs to get off her chest to feel better.
"...that's how that he joined us." Tifa finishes her story. She could tell that Eddie sound too surprised... or shocked to hear her story about Valeria. All she say about Valeria was that he is a dragon.
"Well..." He pauses for few seconds then finally relay, "I'd love to meet him in a person tomorrow. Is there anything that I should know about?" Cough sound from background through the phone.
"That's all. All right, I got to go. I will see you tomorrow afternoon. I will bring Valeria, Red, and Cid over your house. Good night." Tifa says.
"Good night, dear." Eddie replied back. Then they hang up the phone. Red looks at Tifa and ponders.
"Who is that?" He asks. Tifa looks back at Red, "That was Eddie. He wants me to go to see him about a fossil. He says that a fossil is strange. I don't know what kind of strange, though." Red nods, "Ah. Go to see Valeria and ask him about something that upset him." Tifa nods at Red then walks into hallway and toward the door. She knocks on the door.
She hears a muffled sobbing comes from Valeria's room. She gets more worried so she opens the door and finds Valeria who lying on the bed. He was trying to hide his face from Tifa.
"Valeria...? Are you all right? I heard you're crying." Tifa says as she looks at Valeria. Valeria mumbles and stills hide his face away from Tifa.
"No. I...I don't want anyone to see me crying like this." Valeria sniffs as he's trying to stop crying since Tifa is there.
"Oh, it's all right. That's normal for men too." Tifa smiles. Valeria sighs deeply then he wipes his eyes from tears. He sits up from lying on the bed.
"Well, Not for me. I never cry front of people all in my life. I always hide in the room away from people so it's easy for me to get off my chest. Sometime...sometime, my good friends who were very stubborn and won't leave me alone, insisted me to talk with them, you know, get off from my chest." Valeria inhale deeply then sighs. Tifa smiles.
"Then tell me what upset you. I don't know what Lifestream had showed you...but I can help if I can." Tifa put her hand on Valeria's shoulder as she sits down next to him. Valeria sighs. He is not used to talk with women like this. He used to talk with man-to-man and easy to get off from chest. But he's going to tell Tifa anyway because he needed to get off from his chest. Its heavy like a ton of weight on his chest that holds terrible news.
"I...I saw Zack, Cloud, you, the folks in the town. I couldn't breathe when I saw a cloned who killed people. I saw he tried to kill you. I tried to stop him but I couldn't. I just stood there and watched like I can't do anything to stop the past. I...I saw Zack's face when he saw a cloned who turned out to be murderer. Then I saw a cloned beat Zack up and threw him all way to chambers room. I couldn't stand that. Then I remembered that I'm in an illusion from Lifestream and Cloud were telling a truth..." He starts to cry but he holds it back. "Oh, Zack...I heard he whispered when Cloud ran off to a cloned. He knew that was not me. That was someone else. He knew that behavior of a cloned was pretty awful. I frowned and wanted to ask him but I...I couldn't because he can't hear me or see me. He...he was my best friend. We were always best friends for 7 years before Cloud joined to become a soldier. I finally remember about how many years that I worked for Junon. I believe that Hojo put a drug on me for memory block..." Valeria shivers about saying a name of Hojo. Tifa realizes what he just did. She rubs her hand on Valeria's back.
"It's all right. Tell me more about how long have you been worked for Junon and others. You might break a block of memory." Tifa smiles and watches Valeria. He looks at Tifa and starts to smile.
"Thank you, I'm getting better and a ton of weight got off my chest. I worked for Junon since I was young. I'd say I was about 12 years old because most of soldiers told me what I look like 12 years old. But I was pretty small like a toddler. So, There was someone that I always looked up to. His name was General Joe. He was wonderful man because he was always there for me when I needed help. He was like a brother, best friend, a father to me. I worshiped him." He looks down to his long black coat that same coat when he was general back then. "This coat...General Joe used to wear this coat. He wanted me to keep this and take care of it for him. So I did. When I was general, I wore same coat, cap, boot, etc. as General Uniform that was what Joe wore. I guess I followed his path to be general but...that was only 3 years as General before Hojo ruined my life." He growls, then sighs, "Past is past...I missed Joe, Zack and Cl..." He pauses and remembers what Aeris told him about Cloud. "Clive...I think that was name. Damn it, That's another memory I can't remember." Then Red comes in and looks at Valeria.
"Sorry, I overheard your story and can't believe that you knew Joe." Red walks up to them. Valeria looks at Red.
"You knew Joe?" He asks. Red nods as he sits down and folded his arms.
"Aye. Before he died, he saved my life from Hojo as well." Red smiles. Valeria put his hand on his chin.
"Interesting. I didn't know that he was very popular..." He smiles, "That's all of story...I think. Thank you for listening me out. That is really helps." He nods at Tifa. Tifa smiles.
"No problem. I'm glad that worked out. Well, Tomorrow we'll going to see Eddie in the forest near Junon. His house is hidden so people wouldn't bother him." Tifa gets excited about visit to see Eddie.
"Eddie? Who is he?" Valeria looks at Tifa curiously. Tifa nods as she gets up.
"He is old man... well, only 60 years old, soft heart, used to be scientist at Shin-Ra building. He had to escaped from there because Hojo tried to kill him. I don't know what reason was but that's who he is." Tifa giggles, "Oh, yes. He's also dirty-mouthed just like Cid."
"Oh, really..." He realizes a name that sound familiar but he won't say anything about that. "Ok, sure." He nods at Tifa. Tifa smiles.
"Ok, I'm off to bed. Good night!" Tifa leaves the room. Red looks up at Valeria.
"Mind if I sleep on the floor? I like this rug." Red asks. Valeria chuckles softly.
"Sure, do whatever you want. You're just like a dog." He smiles. Red scoffs as he lying down. Valeria lying down on the bed and ponders about Eddie then fell sleep.
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"Joe!" Young Sephiroth yelled when Joe looked back at him as he was lying on the ground and bleeding. Young Sephiroth couldn't move since he was shot with paralysis drug. He was bleeding from his lower of hip also.
"Joe! Don't leave me!" He cried. Joe grunted and stuggled to get up even with his wound. He crawled toward young Sephiroth. He smiled at young Sephiroth as he took his long black coat off and put it to cover young Sephiroth. He coughed and barely breathe then finally said to young Sephiroth:
"Sephiroth...I promise you that everything will be all right. You will be okay. You're only paralized for a while...your wound is not that bad, though..." Joe breathe heavily and coughed. He continues, "Take care of my favorite coat...promise me, you will take care of it..." Young Sephiroth looked into Joe's eyes and knew that Joe was going to die because of his wound that is almost impossible to recover.
"Joe..." Young Sephiroth said weakly before fall into unconscious due to losing a blood. Joe put his hand on young Sephiroth's forehead and looked into his eyes:
"Sephiroth...you will be fine...don't worry about me...let me cover you with my coat so they won't find you..." Joe covered his favorite coat on young Sephiroth then got up slowly and picked his shotgun up. Young Sephiroth peeked through the coat and watched Joe. A sound of gunshot came off. Joe fell down and screamed at someone:
"You may take my life but you will never take Sephiroth's life!" He gasped then closed his eyes. However, young Sephiroth fell into unconsicious.
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Valeria wakes up quickly and yells out for Joe's name. He pants and sweats as he looks around. That was a dream he had. Red wakes up as well as he heard Valeria. Red jumps on the bed and sits front of Valeria. Valeria sighs as he wipes sweat off his forehead.
"You all right?" Red asks as he eyes on Valeria. Valeria nods as he gets off the bed and grabs a long black coat. He pauses as he looks at that coat...that reminds him of General Joe.
"Joe...why did he had to die?" he mumbles under his breathe. He doesn't even understand at all. He couldn't remember who shot Joe to death even he watched before fell into unconscious. So, he decides that he needs a fresh air and try to forget about that dream he had.
"It's 4:30 in the morning and you're going to the outside?" Red speaks up when Valeria were leaving the room. Valeria sighs as he looks back to Red.
"I just need a fresh air. I just had a nightmare dream from the past. I need to forget about it... it may take a while. I will walk around the town and takes off from my mind. I'll be back before Tifa wakes up, though." he tries to smile as he leaves the room. Red feels bad for Valeria because he knows that Valeria loved Joe so much like Joe was Valeria's father. He hope that Valeria will feel better before visit Eddie. Then he goes back to sleep on the bed.
In 4 hours later, Valeria gets back and goes to the kitchen to make coffee. The scent of coffee spread into hallway then into bedrooms. Tifa sniffs deeply when she catches a scent of french vanilla coffee. She wakes up and yawns. Then she smiles for no reason but smells a coffee really gooooooood. She gets up and put a robe on as she walks into hallway and goes into kitchen. She finds Valeria who leans back on the wall as he drinks a coffee.
"Good morning, Valeria!" Tifa smiles as she pour a coffee into a mug. Valeria looks up at Tifa and tries to do his best not to show that he's still sad.
"Morning, Tifa." he says as he takes a sip of coffee. Red walks into the kitchen and looks up both of them.
"Morning, guys." Red sits up and folded his arms. Tifa smiles at Valeria as she's really excited.
"I can't wait to have you meet Eddie!" She sips the coffee little loudly. Valeria chuckles softly. Tifa blushes front of him.
"Well, I better get changed before we're going out!" She walks back to her bedroom. Valeria sits down and looks at time.
"Well, we'll be ready in 35 minutes..." He laughs. Red boggles his head confused.
"Huh? Why do you think we will be ready in 35 minutes...oh." Red gets a hint that Tifa will take a while to get ready. Valeria nods and chuckles. The roars of highwind towards the town then little thud sounds while highwind parks outside of town. The door cracks while it is opening.
"VALERIAAAAAAA! DRAGON BOY!" The voice yells out as he walks around then into kitchen to finds Valeria.
"You know, I hate 'Dragon boy' word...that makes me feels like I'm a kid." Valeria growls at Cid playful. Cid pats Valeria's back and smiles.
"I'm sorry, sir. You're always calling me 'Aya' so I've decided to call you 'Dragon boy' from now on!" He laughs as just then Tifa comes into the kitchen.
"Okay! I'm ready! Morning, Cid!" Tifa smiles at Cid. Cid gives Tifa a 'WTF' looks.
"Why the hell do you so happy! Oh wait! You're in love with someone else? Yeah? That is it! Oh man, you little--!" Cid laughs. Tifa bonks Cid's head as she picks a purse up. She walks to the door and looks back to everybody.
"Let's get going!" Tifa says as she looks at them. Everybody in the kitchen sighs then follows her as well. They goes into Highwind and takes off to visit Eddie.
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Cid gets so frustated when he tries to locate Eddie's house since it is hidden in the forest near Junon. He looks on the screen that is scanner of map and slam his hands against the panel.
"Goddammit! I seem can't find Eddie's house in the fuckin' forest!" Cid cries out. Tifa tries not to laugh front of Cid because he is actually blinds when Eddie's house is right middle of the forest and it's really easy to locate! Also the roof of Eddie's house is bright red. It should be easy to spot. Tifa speaks up as she snickers while she's looking at him.
"Um, Cid... see that bright red down there?" Tifa points directly to the bright red roof. Cid looks over where she points at. He mumbles.
"Right...I was fuckin' blind!" Cid growls at Tifa. Tifa finally laughs heartily front of Cid. Valeria joins in as well. Red awakes up as he heard laughter.
"What's going on?" Red looks at everybody. Tifa shook her head and waves at him.
"Heh, nothing! Well, we're here! We can park by outside of the forest so we can walk through the forest to Eddie's house." Tifa couldn't stop laughing at Cid. Cid gives Tifa a glare like "Die..." Valeria clears his throat as he's waiting for Tifa to get moving so he can follows her.
The Highwind goes down and park outside of the forest. Everybody walks out and goes into the forest. They stuggles through the vines that blocks their way so Red casts a spell to fire out the vines. Once vines are gone, they continues on their way to Eddie's house. Then voice is being heard from the distance.
"Get out, you fuckin' morons!" The voice yells out. Tifa stops as well as her teams stops. She's getting worried about Eddie. There must be someone else who is bothering him right now.
"Sound like Eddie is in trouble!" Tifa says as she sneaks into one by one tree. Valeria sniffs to see if he can pick up a scent. He realizes this scent that he picked up.
"That scents...!" He says as he tries to sneak just like Tifa does. Red nods in agree with Valeria.
"Yes, that's them, all right." Red follows behind Valeria. Cid boggles his head as follows behind Red.
"Who the fuck was that?" Cid grunts as he tries to get through the thick bushes. They gets closer to Eddie's house but they stops and hides in the bushes quickly. Good thing that they didn't get caught. Valeria growls quietly as he finds the two Turks on the lawn of Eddie's.
"I knew it! That was them!" Valeria whispers as he tries to peek through the bushes. Tifa gasps as she saw Eddie who holds the shotgun that aims at two Turks.
"Get off my fuckin' lawn!" Eddie lungs as he aims at two Turks with his shotgun. One of Turks holds brand-new electric gun (?) while he smiles at Eddie.
"Oh, come on, Eddie...we just want you to join us and complete our task!" Says red-headed hair with sunglasses rests on his forehead. Eddie grunts while he tries to keep shotgun steady at Turks.
"No fuckin' way! There is no way I can join you morons! I quit long time ago as scientist!" Eddie shot the shotgun onto the ground where Turks stands on. Turks jumps to avoid the bullets. Eddie walks closer to them while he contintues shots against them.
"GET OFF MY FUCKIN' LAWN! I'M NOT KIDDING IF I HAVE TO KILL YOU TWO!" Eddie screams at Turks while he reloads the bullets into his shotgun then aims at them once again.
"All right, ALL RIGHT! We're leaving!" red-headed hair man says as they walks backward away from Eddie. Just then Red accidently steps on the thin stick that just made a snap sound.
"Oh crap!" Red whispers. Everybody freezes and looks back at the bushes. Tifa jumps out of the bushes and gets ready for a battle if that case. Valeria walks out of bushes and smiles at Turks. Red crawls out of the bushes and growls at Turks. Cid inhales the cigarette as he walks out of the bushes like he is being show off.
"Reno, Rude... leave Eddie alone!" Tifa lungs at Turks. Reno smiles at Tifa evilly. Rude looks at Valeria nervously.
"Oh, Teef! So nice to see you again. That is such pleasure greeting!" Reno smirks as he raises his brand-new electric gun(?). Eddie's face has gone to pale when he first saw Valeria.
Is that him...? No, he can't be...
Valeria quickly jumps into the air to make Turks looks up at him. So Red has a chance to attack Turks while they looks at Valeria.
"Ahhhh!" Rude falls down as Red bumps him down. Cid lits up the TNT stick then throws at Reno and its explodes as Reno grunts then looks up. Valeria thud on Reno and falls down together. Cid laughs at them. Tifa runs to Eddie and hugs him.
"Are you okay!" Tifa looks at Eddie. He nods and smiles.
"Never better! I was just having fun with those morons." Eddie smiles back. He looks at Valeria, "Is that silver-haired man, Valeria?" Tifa nods and looks back to Valeria who sits on Reno. Red sits on Rude who stuggles to gets up. Suddenly, the electric gun has gone to crazy and explodes anywhere that pushes everybody fly back then crashes into the door that leads to the basement. The chemical shatters and spreads all over the floor. Everybody lands on the floor and hits with chemicals that spilled over. Some woods that support the basement falls down. Some of them goes down on someone.
Eddie wakes up and finds himself that he is still outside however, everybody else went into basement due to explosion. Execpt Reno and Rude lying on other side of the house. He runs down the basement and finds Valeria who sits up. He looks at Valeria.
"Valeria, right? Are you all right? We gotta find everybody elses around here!" Eddie says as he removes small woods on Valeria's legs. Valeria gives Eddie a confused looks.
"Why the fuck you calling me 'Valeria'? I'm not fuckin' Valeria!" 'Valeria' says as he searches for something in his pocket, "Where is my fuckin' cigarettes!" Eddie'e eyes went widen in shock.
"Cid? You're Cid Highwind, right?" Eddie ponders why he is not Valeria. Valeria(Cid) nods at Eddie as he seems couldn't find any cigarette on his pocket. Then spots the google with cigarettes in lying on the floor. He quickly picks the google up and pulls out a cigarette to lit it up. Then groans sound come off from the woods. Eddie tries to lift up the wood but he is too old to be strong. Valeria(Cid) realizes that Eddie needs help since he is old man. So, he gets up and still fails to see that he is actually Valeria. He lifts the wood up quickly and finds Tifa was under it. Eddie gently pulls Tifa out of it as Valeria(Cid) puts wood down.
"Tifa! You okay, dear?" Eddie looks worried about Tifa. Tifa gives Eddie a confused looks.
"Why do you calling me 'Tifa'?" 'Tifa' grunts to gets up and feels funny about her body. Valeria(Cid) gets confused and has no clue. Eddie scratches his hair as he is confused as well.
"I am Valeria, For bahamut's sake!" Tifa(Valeria) says as she looks at Eddie. Eddie shook his head in confused. Valeria(Cid) chokes and coughs as he's surprised to hear Valeria's voice in Tifa's body. Then heard another groans sound come off. Tifa(Valeria) fails to see her body as she quickly to move a wood out and finds Red inside. Red crawls out of it and fails to stand up.
"Why can't I stand up?" Red grunts as he's trying to stand like humans. Eddie opens his mouth widely in shocked.
"Tifa!" Eddie looks at Red(Tifa). Tifa(Valeria) boggles her head in confused so is Valeria(Cid) too.
"Why did you call Red as Tifa?" Tifa(Valeria) says as curiously. Eddie sighs as he saw another movement near Red(Tifa).
"I bet this would be Red in Cid Highwind's body..." He mumbles under his breathe. Tifa(Valeria) tries to hear what Eddie just said but fails. Valeria(Cid) catches what Eddie said and pokes Eddie.
"What the fuck do you mean by that?" Valeria(Cid) exhales from a cigarette. Eddie pulls Red out of light woods. He groans as he sits up and scratches his head.
"Since when did I wear a clothes?" Cid(Red) looks down at his body. Finally, everybody looks down at their bodies and got a hint.
"What the fuck! I'm in Valeria's fuckin' body!" Valeria(Cid) checks his chest out, "Damn! I got fuckin' 6 packs!" Tifa(Valeria) rolls her eyes as she looks down her chest...(you get a hint..)
"Great. Just great.. I'm trapped in woman's body." Tifa(Valeria) sighs. She looks up at Valeria(Cid) who is smoking. She gasps and takes a cigarette away from him. Eddie stands between them and watches.
"Hey! That's my fuckin' cigarette!" Valeria(Cid) growls at Tifa(Valeria). Tifa(Valeria) waves her finger at Valeria(Cid), "No cigarettes for my body! You can live without it!" Red(Tifa) crawls through between Valeria(Cid) and Tifa(Valeria). He holds his paws up at them.
"Grow up, boys! And, Valeria, No touch on my chest!" Red(Tifa) growls at Tifa(Valeria). "What? I'm not prevert like Don!" She says then she remembers about bathroom.
"Oh, my god...Noooooo..." Tifa(Valeria) groans. Red(Tifa) boggles his head in confused since he didn't say anything after that. "What?" Tifa(Valeria) shook her head and waves at him.
"Nothing, nothing...Well, How do we get our bodies back?" Tifa(Valeria) says as she tries not to touch her body or Red(Tifa) would get mad. Valeria(Cid) reaches in his pocket to find another cigarette while he looks at Tifa(Valeria). His face starts to show that he grins evilly.
Tifa(Valeria) looks at Eddie that Eddie looks awfully familiar. He has blue eyes; his size of tall is almost same as Tifa's size, His body is little fat but more avenage. His skin is little tan almost same as Valeria's skin. His hair is heavy grey color however have few black color. His hair is long down his shoulder and tied like pony tail. His left knee looks like it is in pain. His back is not straight up. He uses crane to help him to walk a little. He seems is too good at aim with his shotgun. Even at his age like that. Tifa(Valeria) boggles her head and ponders about Eddie.
"How long are we trapped in our bodies?" Valeria(Cid) finally speaks up as he puts a cigarette to his mouth when Tifa(Valeria) don't look.
"5 months..." Eddie mumbles under his breath. Valeria(Cid)'s eyes went widen in shock then yells at Eddie.
"FIVE FUCKIN' MONTHS! Are you saying that we're trapped in our fuckin' bodies for fuckin' 5 months!" Valeria(Cid) screams then his cigarette falls out and fly for 24 inches away from him. Eddie looks at Valeria(Cid) and put his hand on his shoulder.
"Calm the fuck down, Cid! You gotta fuckin' control of yourself. You're new in this fuckin' body so you gotta fuckin' learn how to control your fuckin' emotion!" Eddie tights his hand on Valeria(Cid)'s shoulder. Valeria(Cid) stares at Eddie in disbelief. Tifa(Valeria) opens her mouth in shock.
"Whoa, Eddie! Chill out, man! I didn't know that an old man got his gut to say that such language!" Valeria(Cid) blinks at Eddie. Eddie smiles and chuckles.
"Heh, sorry about that. I had to speak up to make you calm down," Eddie turns to Tifa(Valeria) "And you, I know who you are. I'm sure that you remembered me from long time ago." Tifa(Valeria) blinks then finally speaks up from too shocked.
"Uh... you know who I am? How...?" Tifa(Valeria) looks at Eddie curiously. Eddie smiles as he limps with his crane toward Tifa(Valeria).
"You're Sephiroth Webb Valeria, isn't that right? I knew you when you were a child. Wow, look at you, you're fuckin' all grown up! I remember you were only 3 years old but you looked like 10 years old." He chuckles. Tifa(Valeria) sits down and couldn't say anything since she is too shocked. Suddenly, the voice from above; "I KNEW IT! He is Sephiroth after all!"
"We got to deal with those fucktards." Eddie says as he climbs up the stair that leads back to outside. Valeria(Cid) smiles as he walks behind Eddie.
"I gotta love this guy!" He says as he climbs up the stair. Tifa(Valeria) rolls her eyes as she climbs up behind Valeria(Cid). Red(Tifa) sighs then climbs up behind Tifa(Valeria). Cid(Red) climbs up behind Red(Tifa).
"Hey assholes!" Eddie yells as he aims with his shotgun at Reno and Rude. Reno smiles at Eddie. Rude gets a ready to attack if everybody starts to move. Valeria(Cid) looks at Rude evilly and picks a spear up from the grass. Tifa(Valeria) holds her fists up and gets a ready for battle. Cid(Red) stands behind Tifa(Valeria) since he don't know how to stand up like a human. Red(Tifa) crawls and scowls at Reno.
"You're surrounded, I suggest you fuckfaces get out of here before we kick your wimp asses!" Eddie pulls trigger on his shotgun and ready to shot at Reno and Rude. Valeria(Cid) chuckles and mumbles under his breath.
"Fuckfaces! I like that word!" He smiles then Tifa(Valeria) elbows against Valeria(Cid)'s right arm. "What?" He gives Tifa(Valeria) an innocently looks.
"No. We're staying here until we kill Sephiroth!" Reno points at Valeria(Cid). Valeria(Cid) chuckles as he aims his spear at Reno.
"I'd like to see if you guys can try to kill me!" He laughs (Sound like Cid Highwind's laughter). Reno finds that voice is not Sephiroth's! He boggles his head as confused. Rude taps on Reno's left shoulder and whisper;
"We should go. Our boss probably needs us now." Rude looks at Reno. Reno sighs in frustated.
"Fine! You're lucky to be alive today! Our boss is waiting for us. We shall meet, Sephiroth, until next time!" He throws a smoke ball to everybody and ball exploded along with smoke. Everybody coughs then the smoke gets clear and finds that Reno and Rude are nowhere to seen. Eddie sighs in relief then sits down on the ground and cross his legs. He folds his arms as well.
"Well, those fucktards are gone. Let's sit down and talk to me... what the fuck is going on between turks and you guys?" Eddie looks at Tifa(Valeria) then remembers that she is not real Tifa. He turns to Red(Tifa) and look at him. Red(Tifa) clears his throat as he put paw on Eddie's shoulder.
"Um, we should go back to Kalm because turks knows where you live now. They won't go there since Valeria made a deal with them that they cannot go there anymore." Red(Tifa) looks at Eddie then turns to Tifa(Valeria). Tifa(Valeria) chuckles softly.
"Well, I love to beat them up because they're just too funny...(ahem) Let's go home." Tifa(Valeria) smiles then stand up. Everybody walks back to highwind and hops into it. Highwind takes off into the sky...
...To be continued.
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End of Chapter 12! This story is sure confuse you, eh? They switched their souls in different bodies due to chemicals where Eddie kept it in the basement. Will they handle it for 5 months? Could they fight in their different bodies? This cracks me up because Cid is in Sephiroth's body and smoke the cigarettes! Will Sephiroth handle the woman thing? (Hint, hint!) Thanks for editing, Al!