Ezra strolled across Future World, with Phineas and Gus behind him. "Ah, this is the life, boys! Listen to the dramatic music playing!"

"I'm homesick," complained Phineas. "There's nothing to do around here, except learn about how plants grow or 'The Making of Me.'"

"I'm heading over to that," smiled Gus.

"Well, seeing as our plot is going nowhere as it is," said Ezra, "you'll find me in 'El Rio Del Tiempo'...whatever the hell that means." Ezra walked off towards World Showcase, leaving Phineas.

"It's the river of time, and...hey, why are you guys leaving?" Phineas realized he was alone. "Guys? GUYS? Great. I'm all alone in a park filled with millions of people...now that we've completely lost track of the plot, this fic is as pointless as those random one-shot spams that everyone loves for some reason! We need focus! We need..."

"Imagination?" asked a little creature. It was Figment the purple dragon, the park's true mascot.

"I remember you!" smiled Phineas, happy to be talking to someone. "You're the guy who's always giving Ezra one little spark...that then leads to his crazy ideas. I bet you're the reason we almost destroyed the park that one time and even when we traumatized Winnie the Pooh!"

"I'm not proud of all those..."

"We sure are!"

"Look," explained Figment, "you guys are the funniest things in this park! Aside from Ellen over at the Universe of Energy. Seeing that Ezra is drowning his sorrows with Mexican food (which probably won't help) and Gus is resurrecting his dead hormones, I suppose you'll get this inspiration."

"One little spark

Of inspiration
Is at the heart
Of all creation
Right at the start
Of everything that's new
One little spark
Lights up for you Now, think...what do you want?"

"Well," thought Phineas, "I want our mansion back..."

"Go on."

"And I want Slim caught and Minnie Moo to be safe..."

"What else?"

Phineas suddenly jumped in front of the park's fountains. "I WANT EVERYTHING I'VE SEEN IN THE MOVIES!" The fountains behind him instantly came to life, spraying multicolored water everywhere.

"You've done it!" cried Figment. "That's your spark! That also ends my brief cameo! Now, go find the others!"

Imagination
Imagination
A dream can be a dream come trueWith just that spark
In me and you

Phineas raced through the park. "Where are they? Where are they?" He found Gus is rewiring things at Innoventions.

"I figured out how to find Minnie Moo..." grinned Gus. "Send off a flare!" Gus pressed a button and several displays exploded, going up in flames.

Phineas stared. "But...Minnie Moo's been kidnaped, so all you've done is pointless property damage."

"Works for me."

"Look, we've got to find Ezra! I have one little spark! ONE LITTLE SPARK!"

Gus motioned to the fire. "I prefer bigger sparks, like the ones I just made."

"This is what I get for listening to purple talking dragons with crazy voices," sighed Phineas. "Well, at least Figment's always happy..."

Figment, meanwhile, was sitting and crying in the now much smaller Image Works. "WHY! WHY!"

Ezra was found slumped at a table in Mexico, nearly drunk, ranting to Jose and Panchito. "An' you know what else? What's up with those dolphin things at the Swan and Dolphin hotel? The statues look like big bloated fish! HA! An' what about Snow White? If the movie was made nowadays we wouldn't have no Sneezy! We'd have 'Gassy!'"

"Don't tell me he's reached his Gassy rant..." said Phineas.

"Your friend is mucho amusing!" laughed Panchito.

Ezra sat up. "Don't try to fool us! You don't know any Spanish aside from stereotypical words like adios!"

"I think he's right," whispered Gus.

Ezra started to laugh at nothing for a second and then whirled around to the other ghosts. "And here's my buddies! We're just three caballeros! Boy, what a trippy movie."

"Is he okay?" said Gus.

"He gets this way in indoor pavilions," explained Phineas.

"Let's all sing something!" Ezra randomly screeched.

Phineas talked very slowly, oping Ezra would understand him. "Ezra, I've been inspired, okay? We're going back to the Magic Kingdom and we're getting Minnie Moo. Alright?"

"Hey! A rampage!"

"No. No rampage. We're going to be heros."

Ezra seemed to be getting this. "Go the distance?"

"Yes! Go the distance!"

Ezra shook his head. "No, the best song in Hercules was 'One Last Hope' despite the fact that those Disneysites PIGS voted it worst! Lies! All lies!"

"You're not taking in anything I say."

"101 Dalmations..." said Ezra. "What a movie."

"He's lost," sighed Gus.

"Just get him on the bus and he'll be fine," said Phineas. The three ghosts quickly left and were soon on their way back.

"Now what will amuse us?" asked Jose.

Panchito got an idea. "Let us find Donaldo Duck and torment him! That is always good for a laugh!"

"And let us randomly shoot our guns on the way!" suggested Jose.

"YAAAAAAAAHHHH-HOO!"

Finally, it's updated! Phineas's fountain scene is a refrence to The Producers.

Yes, Figment is indeed here. I'm happy I got to go on the original ride (I also so the second rehab, which wasn't too awful)

Panchito and Jose are the two birds from the Three Caballeros.