While Kagome Was Out Chapter 1!
Inuyasha is feeling lonely so he jumps through the bone eaters well to kagome's era. "Where the fuck is she, I can't pick up her sent, could she be… no Ill just go to her room to see if she's there" says Inuyasha worriedly. Inuyasha jumps onto her roof and makes his way to kagome's window sill. He sees Kagome on her bed but not sure if she is sleeping or just resting, he nocks on the window but she doesn't answer. "Dammit, she most be sleeping"…He tries to open the window but its locked.
"Come on Sota, we have to get to the airport. Go wake kagome up! But quickly!" says Kagome's mom from inside of a taxi. Inuyasha almost falls off the roof. He stays quite, he doesn't want to be heard by Sota. To Inuyasha he was a pain in the ass sometimes. "Yes mommy!" answers Sota. Sota dashes to Kagome's room. Inuyasha looks inside and sees kagome getting up from her bed.
"Where are they going? What the hell is an airport?" thought Inuyasha to him self.
"Sota kagome lets go!" yell Kagome's mom once again. Inuyasha was even more surprised that time and slips, and almost falls of the roof. Bang!
Kagome hears it and runs to the window, she opens it. She looks around but sees nothing, she only sees that some of the roof tills were out of place.
"Kagome lets go!" yell sota. She forgets about it and runs to the taxi.
"That baka, she left the window open." He could smell kagome's sent being careered by the winter wind. "(sigh) god she smells good, god dam, its getting cold out here ill go inside till she comes back." When Inuyasha opens the window he gets hit in the face with Kagome's sent. "There Kagome's sent allover this room" He breaths in an sighs. He goes to her desk and sees this little black book that says "Dairy". Much to his surprised it had kagome's name on it. "What the hell is this," Inuyasha opens the little book, on page 24, it reads,
Dear Diary
Inuyasha was such a jerk today, I just wanted to return a favor to Koga, the wolf demon, for protecting me a few times, and Inuyasha thought that I have feelings for him, well it was kind of nice, no guy has done that to me I mean he said every thing a girl wants to hear well almost everything. I wish Inuyasha was more like Koga in the whole letting out your emotions department, but the rest of Inuyasha is perfect I wouldn't change a thing about him well maybe the being a jerk part.
"She, she likes Koga! Wha…what the hell? That fucking flee bag… Why the fuck dose she takes his side , he almost killed her!" Inuyasha was losing it. He turns to the next page. "Lets see what else she's been writing about me…
Dear diary,
I haven't seen Inuyasha in al least 2 days Im planning to go back to the feudal era this week end but today at school Hojo asked me out to the movies. Eri and Yuka said yes for me, what do I do? I want to go back but I feel a little happy here, for the most part. I have come back to the life that I left behind when I fell down the well…I do miss Sango, Miroku and Shippo. Im just happy that Im not fighting with Inuyasha right now, I do wish we would make up though, but its good to keep them waiting a little…
"What she that to me? She leaves me suffering by the Bone Eaters well every time we fight? Inuyasha is digging his claws through the floor broad. "GRRR! This is getting me so pissed!". Inuyasha gets up and throws the book across room. He looks around the room but sees only posters with guys with no shirts on and some magazines with guys posing in the front, he turns to a page that says "Newest hottest words. You was up son, Yo my neggea((I love black people don't kill me please)) he turns to the next page it says "Yo Mamma jokes"
Yo mamma is so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo mamma is so fat and stupid that when she saw a school bus she yelled out "stop that Twinkie!"
Yo mamma is so fat that you need a map to find her ass hole
Yo mamma is so stupid that she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo mamma is so stupid that when she wanted to watch TV she sat on the TV and watched the couch
Yo mamma is so stupid that she got locked in bath room and pissed in her pants
Yo mamma is so fat her nick name is "Dam"
Yo mamma is so fat we're on her right now
Yo mamma is so fat that when she got hit by a bus he said "who through that rock"
Yo mamma is so fat that when she went to the dry cleaners and they said " sorry we don't do cretins"
Yo mamma is so fat that the national weather serves assign names to her frats
Inuyasha throws the magazine across the room and says "well at least they got a mom" he gets ups and once again looks around the room but sees nothing that interested him, then something rubes on his leg. "AHHHHHHH!" He looks down. "(sigh) it was only you Buyo… you fucking scared the life out of me", Inuyasha picks him up and sits on Kagome's bed, then puts Buyo on his lap and plays with Buyo's eras. "Im bored stiff and starving, when is she coming back Buyo, ugh ill read that book again…"
Dear Dairy,
I feel funny, Its worried to feel this way about Inuyasha…I feel like I have feelings for Inuyasha , do I really love him or is it just a childish crush? I asked Sango for help but she was stock in the same mess. Apparently Sango is in love with Miroku, that made me think, I do Love INUYASHA!
Inuyasha jumped from his seat which made Buyo fall on the floor. "What the…! She, she, loves me! Oh my fucking gods! Inuyasha hugs the books Buyo jumps on the bed and cuddles on the up, Inuyasha dives on the bed and falls on top of Buyo, with the Kagome's fragrance all around him he falls asleep… he has a dream…
Inuyasha is running through the forest looking for kagome…"Kagome, Kagome where are you!" yells Inuyasha. Inuyasha finds kagome kissing Koga…"Kagome how could I thought that you love me I love you Kagome!" yelled Inuyasha. "Fuck off mutt go back to that clay pot bitch of yours", yells Koga," Inuyasha, Inuyasha,
Inuyasha wake up. Get off of my bed" says Kagome.
"Kagome no I love you…" says Inuyasha in his sleep…
"Huh, does he really...? Inuyasha get up your freaking me out! Yo Inuyasha!" yells Kagome as she shakes him to get him up.
"Huh? What hell happen did I pass out or something" asks Inuyasha.
"uh yeah about that you were talking in your sleep…" says Kagome.
"Huh, what did I say!
"You said that… Huh? hey how come you have my dairy? Where you reading it? Inuyasha blushes bright red. "You did, didn't you?"
"uhhh" says Inuyasha
"that's it im going to die of embarrassment… I rather die then find out what you read"…Kagome walks to the window and stands on the roof…
"uh? Kagome what are you doing? Kagome? Kagome!" yells Inuyasha.
Kagome turns around and waves good bye to Inuyasha. Then she leans back and starts to fall of the roof.
"Kagome!" yells Inuyasha, Before Kagome hits the ground, Inuyasha catches her in mid air.
"Kagome are you crazy you could of gotten hurt…Kagome?
"Inuyasha GRRR! Sit boy! SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT!SIT BOY! Inuyasha is at list 20 feet under, he went down face first…
End of Chapter 1 (( Yay!))
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