Chapter 4: A Deadly, Once-in-a-Lifetime Wish

In the skies of Usaki Guartama, Kenashi was still flying towards his hideout. He had Lola, Azuki, and Silverwing on his back, since there was really no other choice. Azuki started crying in Lola's cleavage while Silverwing was laying down, nearly asleep. Lola looked up at the back of Kenashi's head as she spoke, patting and rubbing Azuki's back for comfort.

"Can I ask you again?" She started. "Why do you need me AND Azuki & Silverwing?"

"For sentimental reasons." Kenashi replied. "Someone told me that a rabbit, alive or not, is a good luck charm… and an ingredient."

"'Ingredient'? For what?"

"My special potion. I can't tell you what it is until we get there."

"I see. Azuki sure is feeling this fear of what this potion is."

"He can sense everything."

Back in the rainforest…

Bugs was sobbing intensely while Sylvester tried to calm him down. Lexi looked down at the damaged jetpack and sighed.

"That didn't quite work out." She said to herself. Tech used his pinpointer on his wristband, but no sign of Lola was anywhere.

"Lola's in an unknown location." He announced as he closed it back up again. "Kayla, can you pinpoint it out for us?"

"I'm afraid that's impossible." Kayla replied as she looked down at the ground with guilt. This shocked everybody, including Wile E..

"What? Why!" Bugs screamed with horror.

"It seems like Kenashi as hidden his location so secretive that not even a supercomputer can pinpoint it."

"NOOOOOOOOOO! AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA!" Bugs was crying his heart out for Lola's loss. Lexi patted him on his back to calm him down before he yelled at her: "DIS SHIT IS ALL YOUR DAMN FAULT, LEXI!"

Before she could reply, he tackled her and started punching her face like hell! Everybody panicked as they tried to stop him and free Lexi. Almost everybody, except Kayla, tried to stop him, but he simply punched them back before he continued to beat the crap out of Lexi. It seemed like it was impossible to stop until…

"ROOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!" Screamed a Stitch-like voice as the mysterious figure tackled Bugs to his back and bit him on the ear, knocking him out in the process. Everybody looked upon the Stitch-like creature. He looked just like Stitch, except he was black with red markings and big, red eyes. The inside of his ears were pink. He looked at everybody staring at him before Ace broke the silence while helping Lexi up.

"Who are you and where did you come from?" He asked as he held Lexi's arms while pulling her up.

"My name is DS." The black and red creature replied. "My real name is Dark Stitch, but you can call me DS for short."

"You… saved my life." Lexi pleaded as she dusted herself off. "Why?"

"Because a Loonatic like youself shouldn't be that beaten down like that. Why did you do this, Bugs Bunny?"

"I'm surprised you know who I am." Bugs muttered before he continued. "Lola's my wife and Lexi ova dere failed to get her back."

"Well, it's really not my fuckin' fault I didn't get her!" Lexi yelled before she prepared to brain blast the rabbit. DS blasted her with his red laserbeam from his mouth to stop her.

"Ya'll are actin' like a couple of motherfuckin' bitches!" He exclaimed as he calmed down. "Get a grip, both of you!"

"Oh, I'm gettin' my grip." Bugs muttered as he clinched his fists closed in anger while Lexi did the same, giving him a cold stare with thunderclouds above both of their heads. Ace and Wile E. shook their heads with dismay simultanelously.

"This is not how this was supposed to end up in." Wile E. muttered. "Kayla, since you can't pinpoint Kenashi's location, you keep a close eye on Bugs and Lexi while we hire DS to help us get there. Got it?"

"Affirmative, Wile E. Coyote." Kayla replied before she used her telekinetic powers to pick up Bugs and Lexi simultaneously and strap them in plasma wrist chains and ankle chains. "Anything else you need me to do before I head back to the hotel?"

"No, that's all."

"Yes, sir." After that reponse, Kayla teleported with Bugs and Lexi back to the hotel, leaving the remaining Looneys and Loonatics relieved.

"That was bitch fight, even though Bugs was actin' like a bitch!" Slam exclaimed with a chuckle. DS chuckled along with him.

"Well, I'm sure they can work it out alone." He agreed. "Anyway, it's a good thing you hired me to help ya'll out. I do know where Kenashi's hideout is. Actually, it's more like a lab than a normal hideout."

"It is?" Tech asked.

"Yeah. If you want, I can explain why on our way there."

"Good idea… um… we need to repair the jetpack first."

"No need to."

"Huh?"

"I can fly without wings or a jetpack. All by magic."

"That makes things easier then. I did make additional jetpacks for the Looneys. Here you go, guys."

Daffy, Sylvester, and Wile E. took the extra three jetpacks Tech just made and strapped them on by themselves.

"Cool!" Daffy exclaimed. "We get to fly like a Loonatic for oncthe."

"Everybody ready?" DS asked. Everybody nodded in response. "Let's fly!" After that command, everyone blasted off into the sky, having DS leading the way.

Meanwhile, in Kenashi's lab hideout…

"Yangizi, I have returned." Kenashi called as he flew into the door, which closed on its own when he landed. "I've brought some guests."

"Great, Dad!" Yangizi replied in an 8-year-old boy's voice. "Who are they?"

"You two favorite tiger cubs that nearly ate me to death and one of you favorite Looney Tunes I happened to capture along with the tigers."

"Azuki, Silverwing, and Lola Bunny? SWEET!"

"How does he know it's me?" Lola asked to herself in wonder before she was rudely picked up by Yangizi, still holding Azuki and Silverwing in her arms.

"She looks better in person than in that movie… um… what was it called again?"

"That doesn't matter right now, son." Kenashi interrupted as he walked over to his formula-filled beakers and graduated cylinders. "Right now, we must focus on other important things…"

"Like what, Dad?"

"I have Lola for a reason."

"What reason is that?" Yangizi and Lola asked in unison by accident, having Lola's tone annoyed.

"………My first toon-mutated monster!"

"WHAT?" Lola screamed.

"AWESOME!" Yangizi cheered.

"Yes, it is quite awesome, indeed. Lola's gonna be the one to mutate into my once-in-a-lifetime creation! As for Azuki and Silverwing, they are no use to me. I just want them punished for nearly killing my ass." Kenashi announced devilishly as he took Lola and dropped her on the gigantic table with a thud while Yangizi took the two tiger cubs from her and went to his room and closed his door. Kenashi looked down at Lola with evil in his eyes. "Now, my sexius rabbitus, time to see your unique abilities before we put this monster into action."

This made Lola gulp as she turned green, swallowing the bile that was building up in her throat to keep herself from throwing up. Kenashi chuckled devilishly as he picked her up and placed her on a specimen scanner.

Later, in the skies of the underwater city…

"Kenashi was once known for his outstanding experimantations, whether it's just a potion, poison, or a mutating spell in a liquid, he always made the hugs grade by 90 percent." DS started. "Now, that he turned evil and judges found out that his works were created for evil, he was permanently kicked out of the Usaki Sciences Coorperation, or U.S.C. for short."

"How long has he been making experiments?" Tech asked.

"Amazing answer to that question, too……… he's been creating experiments for over 500 years."

"Damn. Talk about hard works."

"Yeah. It's a hell of a lotta years, but seriously, the 490 of those 500 years paid off in a postitve way."

"You mean he started creating evil experiments for the next 10 years?" Wile E. asked.

"Yep. Amazing fact, I know… but what really matters is what his true purpose for capturing Lola, Azuki, and Silverwing."

"Okay. Why Lola?" Daffy asked.

"I highly suggest that I save that purpose for last."

"Oh, sthorry."

"The reason why Azuki and Silverwing are targets is because of what they did to him eons ago, Tzaporion might have already told you the story before you actually claimed the hotel."

"Yeah, he did… and I was so disgusting, I puked along with Tech in the same trash can." Slam replied.

"Yeah. It's that gruesome… for some people. Now, about Lola……" Everybody remained silent as DS' face turned into a suspenseful look. "……his monster formula he's been working on for centuries now."

"MONSTER?" Everybody exclaimed in shock. DS nodded.

"Yeah, a monster experiment. Every decade or so, he tries to look for the right specimen to use it on. Now that you guys are here, he decided to choose Lola for his monster-sized experiment." He replied.

"It'sth a liquid, right?" Sylvester asked.

"Yeah. All he has to do is figure out what Lola's special abilities are and force her to drink the shit, if she refuses."

"How big will the monster be?" Wile E. asked.

"Depends on the color of the potion. Kenashi's personal phrase is: 'The brighter, the better'. So, the brighter the potion, the bigger the monster."

"I hope it's not white because that's the brightest color!" Slam exclaimed.

Meanwhile, back at the hotel…

Kayla had Lexi tied up in chains on one side of the room while Bugs was tied up the same way in the other side. As for Kayla, she was sitting between the two with a look of disipline as she spoke.

"Now, you two need to explain why this obcene behavior has taken its course." She started. "Lexi, you first."

"Well, when Kenashi came outta nowhere and kidnapped Lola and the two cubs, I decided to fly up after him. When I said to myself that the brain blast wasn't gonna work, he heard me and blasted my jetpack, sending me back down into the forest with a really painful landing, if I may. That's when Bugs' tears emerged like waterfalls." Lexi explained. Kayla nodded.

"Thank you. Bugs…"

"I took it as her fault for failin' to get my wife back! She didn't even try, it looked like." Bugs complained. Lexi was about to say something, but Kayla electronically shocked her wrists and ankles to quiet her, which made her weak in the process.

"So, you blame Lexi for what she tried to do and fails while she says that it was Kenashi's fault she didn't get a chance. Am I right?"

"Yes." Lexi and Bugs replied together.

"Well, judging by my calculations, I should say that one of you is telling the right complaint and the other isn't. Whoever is telling a lying complaint must be punished. Whoever is telling the true complaint will be set free and follow DS on his way to Kenashi's hideout. Ready for your results?" The two rabbits nodded. "Okay. The rabbit that will be joining the others is…………… Bugs."

"Huh?" Lexi asked confusingly.

"YAAAAAHOOOOOOOO!" Bugs cheered as he was set free and handed a jetpack from Kayla. "HERE I COME, LOLA!" After that, he flew off happily while Lexi was freed, but was sitting on her knees with disappointment as Kayla walked up to her.

"Lexi, I know you're shocked, but amazingly, Bugs was telling the truth." She started. Lexi looked at the yellow coyote with sadness.

"How could I lie?" She asked.

"Well, I was watching you from under the forest leaves. Unfortunately, you didn't even put an effort flying up to the dragon when you had the chance and plus, you released your thoughts in a rude manner, making Kenashi believe that you're off to blast him. That's why you were known for not trying."

"Oh."

"But, don't worry. Seeing you as a Loonatic, I won't punish you. You can join the others as well, just be careful."

"Thanks, Kayla."

Later, back in the skies…

The crew were nearly there when Bugs just arrived seconds before Lexi came in, which shocked everybody.

"I thought you was gonna be punished, Lexi." Bugs spat out.

"I was, but she saw me as a Loonatic, like I am for real, and released me for being honest." Lexi protested.

"Have you guysth sthraighten it out?" Daffy asked.

"Yeah." Lexi and Bugs replied in unison.

"Good." DS replied. "Now, all of us can help rescue your friends."

"WAIT!" Tanka yelled on Slam's shoulder. "What about Kayla?"

"Present." Kayla called from behind.

"Whew!"

"Now, we have everybody. Let's give Kenashi a rude visit!" DS announced.

Meanwhile, in Kenashi's lab…

"Hmmm……… interesting." Kenashi stated as he was reading Lola's special abilities. "Basketball skills… animal care and affection… a love to her husband, Bugs Bunny… and a tolerance level of 27 for Daffy Duck. Well, now… it seems like we can… oh! Hold the phone…" The evil dragon took a closer look at the stats. "…master of 4 kung-fu styles? That's more like it! This will have to do." He chose the kung-fu style ability and added its pod-like source to the potion and it bubbled intensely for a moment before it settled down again. He chuckled with evil in his eyes as he looked at the terrified rabbit, who was shivering in her shorts big time.

"Is… this… g… g… gonna… hurt?" Lola asked with horror in her heart. Kenashi chuckled at her fear.

"Don't worry, my sexy assistant. You won't feel anything at all…… except maybe some pulling in the muscles and skin as you mutate."

"Shit." That was her last word before she was picked up by the dragon and placed in a tank similar to a lab rat's. When she was dropped in, Kenashi filled a hamster water feeder and placed it on the right side of the tank, in front of Lola, who looked up at it. She became confused by the color. "It's lime green… what does that mean?"

"That means that your monster form will be not as tall as an extremely tall tower, but as tall as my son will be when he gets transferred from this place." Kenashi replied.

"How tall is that?"

"This tall." Kenashi showed a picture of the height Lola's gonna become, which was exactly a whopping 70 feet tall. This made her wide eyed at this point.

"HOLY SHIT!" She screamed before she took a few steps back for santuary. "I AM NOT GONNA BE YOUR PET!"

"You won't be if you don't drink my potion."

"And what if I don't, bitch?"

Kenashi growled as he pulled out a butcher's knife, which made her gulp with fear.

"Damn."

"Drink it…… NOW!"

"Make me!"

"Looney Tunes…" Kenashi placed the knife down and decided to do a little 'lure'. He pulled out a picture of a muscular male rabbit with nothing, but red shorts and placed it on the hamster water feeder, which made Lola's eyes turn into hearts.

"Good God!" She screamed. "He's hot!" Those were he last words before she fell for the trap and starting drinking the potion as if she was gonna die of thirst. This made Kenashi smile with satisfaction.

"Excellent." He said to himself.

As for Yangizi…

He held Azuki in his hand while Silverwing was being punished from live lobsters he was keeping as pets.

"I heard that you're a wish fullfiller." Yangizi started. "So, let's see you make it happen for me. Here's my most deadliest wish of all…" Azuki shivered with horror as he was awaiting his wish to be granted. "…I wish that all of Lola's friends and her husband were all… Vampire Dragons! And they kill everyone in their paths!"

Azuki really didn't want to grant that wish, but his powers forced him to anyway. As he made his wish, Yangizi laughed with evil in his eyes.

"Now, her friends will bow to me while she's a monster! AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

To be continued…