"Well folks, we're back! Back to know your stars YGO GX that is! Oh and look, here comes our first contestant of today!" I scurried away and the announcer guy came back on. Syrus ran to the seat and sat down.

"Oh boy, am I on a talk show? Or is this the show where I found out the guy who was always rubbing my feet in the middle of the night!" Syrus was scared.

"Welcome to…Know Your Stars YGO GX… Syrus Truesdale… he likes to eat peanut butter coated frog legs sandwiches…"

"Uhh…what? I don't even know what that is! It sounds disgusting!" Dr. Crowler butted in. "Hey everyone, lets all laugh at Syrus! HAHAHAHAHHAAH!" The crowd laughed and Syrus was really embarrassed.

"Know Your Stars…Syrus Truesdale… he loves Alexis so much, he volunteered to hang his own underwear on the flagpole…"

Syrus blushed. "Well…I would…if there was a flagpole! And I wouldn't do that because I love her! If I did!" Alexis, sitting in the crowd went wide-eyed. "HOLY SHIT!" She screamed and ran away again. Jaden ran after her. "Wait Alexis! Syrus I am gonna kill you!" His voice trailed off as they ran away.

"Know Your Stars…Syrus… wait, what was his name again?"

"Truesdale. Syrus Truesdale."

"Know You Know…Syrus what's-his-name…" laughter followed and then they all left as usual.

"GAH!" He ran away crying, and decided not to go back to the dorm. Jaden was going to kill him! I ran onto the stage. "Hey wait…where did Syrus sit-? I didn't get the new chair yet! … This show just gets weirder and weirder…I said as I walked off the stage.

THE NEXT DAY AND CONTESTANT

Today, I came in with a new chair that had a GX logo on it! "I stole this thing… ah the hell with it! Heh!" I placed the chair in the center of the stage. "I really wonder who the next contest is goin' ta be?" I left the stage and soon came the voice. "Now where's the contestant?" Soon, a male obelisk with long dark navy hair stepped in. "It's…" the show began as he sat down.

"Know Your Stars…Zane Same-last-name-as-the-kid-before-him-that-I-can't-remember… he likes to eat bugs…"

He just sat there and scratched his cheek. "…"

"Hey…what gives! Why isn't he annoyed? The annoyance is the funny part! Anyway… Know Your Stars… Zane weird-last-name… he's so bad at dueling he makes Crowler look like the king of games…"

A "Hey!" was heard from the crowd and others laughed. Zane, however, was quite calm in the chair. "…" He didn't make a response.

"YOU! YA GODDAMN NOT ANNOYED GUY! YOUR SABOTAGING WHAT I'M FUNNY FOR!I DEMAND YOU GET ANNOYED! QUIT MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY SHOW!" The crowd laughed and then the announcer guy realized he went off track. "Oh yeah this is a 5 minute show. Know Your Stars…Zane… is the most annoying contestant this show has ever seen…"

"Thanks." He actually replied. The crowd roared with laughter as the announcer guy was the one to be annoyed!

"Now you don't know…Zane what's-his-last-name…" the crowd left laughing. Not at Zane's reaction, but at the announcer. Zane left quietly as usual. I ran in with a hammer. "ZANE!" I ran at him with the hammer. "ZANE! Sign my duel disk!" I threw the hammer into the crowd and it hit Crowler knocking him out cold. "Oops. Oh well! Please Zane, sign my duel disk!" I took it out. He stood calm for a moment then asked.

"Do you have a pen?" I dropped dead. "AGH…No…" "Sorry for you then," Zane said as he walked away calmly. "Another time Zane!" I fell back to the ground in tears.

A/N: That's all for today's show! If it was bad, flaming accepted! Constructive criticism is always welcome. Since this is my first humour fic, don't flame too much. Thanks! Baibai! Next chappy comes later!