"Back again! But we're a bit early for the show to begin," I said, "So why don't we show you a videotape of what happened this morning?" I got this DVD that came out of nowhere and inserted it into the machine-which also came from nowhere. "And the movie…begins. Now I need to get some popcorn." I left and the movie started.

It first showed Alexis asleep. Not much moving around…no snoring. When she FINALLY woke up, it was morning. She went to the bathroom to take her early morning shower. "Ahh…" she began to take off her clothing when she realized. "Hey wait…why is the water running-?" confused, she wrapped a towel around herself and opened the shower door. Her eyes widened. "!#&$!" Alexis had been scarred for life. At first she was looking into the warm, brown eyes of Jaden Yuki, then she looked down and…yeah. Scarred for life. She seemed paralyzed and so did Jaden. "Jaden…What are you-?" before she could ask he said, "I'm sorry. Syrus kicked me out of the dorm. I actually lost a duel to him." "wow, your pathetic." A confused Alexis replied. "But why use my shower!"

"Well…I…ALEXIS I LOVE YOU!" Jaden went beet red. "I meant to tell you but… yeah…" Alexis also went red and smiled.

"I love you too Jaden… Now go put some clothes on so we can make out. Don't worry, I won't watch you." She smirked. "really!" As she went to put her own clothing on in her room, where Jasmine and Mindy lay asleep. Jaden was in the bathroom, finished changing, just looking at his hair. "looking good Jaden…" He said as he brushed a comb through his silky brown hair. He then noticed Alexis behind him. "Er, um, hi Alexis, ready to go…make out?"

"Yeah…Definitely" Jaden took her hand and the two of them walked on the riverbed for what seemed like an hour. "Alexis…This morning was beautiful…I…" She stopped him. And in an instant, pressed her lips against hi and performed a blossoming kiss. She held her arms around him tightly and deepened her kiss. Jaden felt so embarrassed but so happy at the moment, he kissed her back. When she let go, they stared into each other's eyes. "I love you Alexis." Jaden said as he brought her into a sympathetic and warm hug.

BEFORE THEIR KISS…

Zane, Bastion, and Chazz were all sitting out by the beach. They had an all-nighter three-way duel. "Bastion, pass a soda will ya?" Chazz asked as he lay back against a rock. He caught the soda that was thrown to him and opened it. He took a sip. "Ahh…that's good soda. Thanks Bastion."

"No problem, Chazz." As the two laughed, drank soda, and ate snacks, Zane sat still and quiet as usual-his emotionless self. Soon, he noticed two shadowed figures walking by the river. They were far away, so he couldn't tell who they were. "Hey Bastion, Chazz. Look over there." He pointed to where they walked.

"Wonder who that could be?" Chazz inquired. "Not Crowler, I hope."

Bastion interrupted, "No, Chazz it's two students… They're coming this way, let's hide behind those rocks." He pointed to a pile of tall jagged rocks. They hid behind them and waited for the two to arrive. "Chazz, Zane, there they are!" They looked. One kid was short and had milk-chocolate brown hair, and was wearing a red uniform. The girl, who was taller in comparison, had blonde hair and was wearing a white and blue uniform.

"Hey, the short one's a Slypher! It's Jaden!" Chazz was astonished.

"And the tall ones Alexis!" Bastion announced.

"Question is, what are they doing-?" Zane said profoundly. They watched Jaden's lips move, but couldn't make out the words. And all that followed, was a kiss. "What?" Zane was as astounded as the other two were.

"What-? NO!" Chazz whined. "Alexis!"

"Well, they look quite cute," Bastion said with a smile.

I clicked off the videotape. "Awww… hey wait. Where's the funny? This is a humour fic! I'll find you funniness!" I looked all around. Under couches, under the know your stars chair, under the stage, under the chairs in the auditorium… "Where are you funniness?" I gave up after 46.2 seconds. "Oh well. It's obviously in the next chapter!" runs away with DVD and waits for the next chapter.

ONE CHAPTER LATER…

"We're back! This is your 'host' Dan-Chan! And this is… KNOW YOUR STARS YGO GX! Today's contestants are…well I don't know they have to come in first." I ran offstage and waited for them to come. Chazz walked in. "…Chazz Princeton!"

"Know your stars…Chazz Princeton…he really likes Jaden Yuki…"

"WHAT? That's insane!" Jaden yelled from the crowd. "I said its insane meaning, I don't give a rats ass about you!" Crowler screamed out of the crowd, "Chazz! Extra homework all this term!" "Shit!"

"Know your stars…Chazz Princeton…he comes from a family of pig worshippers…"

"…heh?" Chazz mumbled. "Its my ethnic heritage… racist…"

"Know your stars…Chazz Princeton…he's so unhygienic he only showers and brushes his teeth one day in the month…"

"I am so hygienic!"

"Then what's that smell?"

"I don't know, probably this seat. Syrus farted in it."

"No it's you."

A guy from the crowd said, "Actually, it's me. I'm eating a fish taco!"

While nobody was looking Chazz sniffed his underarm. Instantly, he dropped to the floor. Shrieks of "EW!" were heard from many of the girls. "Well, he sure isn't going to be getting a date for the dance…" I laughed. Chazz lay on the floor, and I got a broom and brushed him off. "There we go." I threw his lifeless body at Crowler. "Here Crowler, hold him until he comes to." Crowler also fell down from the stench. I shrugged. "Ah well… just leave them there. Anyway, next contestant…" an excited Dimitri ran onto the stage. "Uh…who are you?" I asked.

"Dimitri! It's time to D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Duel!"

"Yes, we all know you think your Yugi. Ok great. Now the show starts and stuff." He sat in the chair and I scurried away.

"Know your stars…Dimitri… uhh where's my cue card? Never mind its right there. Now then… Dimitri… he stole Syrus's bed-time toy because he took the last bad tasting sandwich…"

"No, That's not true…I have my own cuddly bear…" People laughed.

"Know your stars…Dimitri…he enjoys raiding Chumley's sock drawer to see if he could find toe gunk…"

"I'm not going to bother to tell you to shut up. That's just plain nasty!"

"Like you. Know your stars…Dimitri…he wishes that Dr. Crowler would love him like he does…" Crowler was still unconscious on the floor, so he didn't hear-how unfortunate. Well, unfortunate for him. Laughter was heard throughout the crowd.

"Hey, I'm not gay! And I HATE Dr. Crowler! He dresses like a freaking woman!"

"Now you know…Dimitri…Hey wait, what's your last name?"

"I…Don't Know."

"Ok then, see ya." Everyone left and I decided to sit in the chair and wait for the next day. I got bored of the chair and left really quickly. Forgetting about Crowler and Chazz, I left.

A/N: That's all for this chappy! I know…it should be funnier. Or funny. I need suggestions…I think O.o. reviewers plz review!