A/N: This was suggested! So now I bring you know your stars GX with Asuka (Alexis Rhodes) and Mr. Banner!

I walked into the set early that day. I was too anxious. Nobody was there anyhow. However, I kept hearing these weird noises. I couldn't find out where they were coming from! Then I decided to walk over to the GX logo chair and I found Jaden sleeping on it! "Jaden what the hell are you doing here?" He stirred.

"What? Oh…sleeping!"

"Duh! I mean why here!"

"OOOH. Well, you see, when Syrus decided to come back to the dorm, and I threatened to kill him, I challenged him to a duel. I lost again. So, he kicked me out. I have no dorm to stay in now isn't that funny!"

"No! Now get off the chair!"

"Aw... ok then." He got up and walked away and sat in one of the chairs in the crowd until the show started.

THE SHOW STARTED

"Welcome fellow duel academy students! We're back with Know Your Stars Yugioh GX! And now, while you watch the show I'll go take a nap." I ran away with a pillow and the show began. In since I left, the announcer guy said, "Oh right. Todays show stars Alexis Rhodes and…well I'll tell the other guy later." Alexis walked in and calmly sat down on the chair.

"Know your stars…Alexis Rhodes… she's so hot I goddamn can't insult her…" Jaden woke up almost instantly and whistled. "Oh shut up Jaden she doesn't like you." Jaden snapped back, "Oh yeah? Watch the disclaimer DVD!"

"Come on don't be such a wuss you stupid announcer B (EEEP). You can insult me, I'll take whatever you throw."

"Know your stars…Alexis Rhodes…she loves Jaden Yuki…"

She blushed. "Well Jaden I hope you heard the guy." She smiled, and Jaden did too. Crowler instantly butted in. "Look, this is Know Your Stars Yugioh GX, not Love Connection!"

"Know your stars…Alexis Rhodes…god I love her body…"

"You F (EEEEEP) B (EEEEEP)! My heart's set on Jaden; so don't look at my body! Don't get any ideas! AND QUIT CENSORING MY WORDS!" she was enraged. Her eyes glowed like fire. "Oh My God!" was heard from many in the crowd. Jaden just sat there infatuated - the stupid bastard.

"Ok, ok! I won't censor your words. Anyway, Now you know…Alexis Rhodes… the smoking hotty in that chair…" on an insane rampage, the broke the new chair, and stormed off.

ONE CONTESTANT LATER

I woke up from my nap only to see another broken chair. "My god what's with you people! I had a deposit on all these goddamn chairs! You know what?" I ran to the GX Home Depot and bought a metallic chair with the GX logo on it and brought it into the set. "Hah! Now they can't break it! I'm such a genius. And it looks cooler in chrome…" I walked off the set and announced, "Next contestant, this is Know Your Stars Yugioh GX, it's your own, Mr. Banner! And Pharaoh. His cat." He sat down and scratched Pharaoh's ears and he purred happily.

"Know Your Stars…Mr. Banana…"

"Um, please excuse me, but my name is not Mr. Banana. It is Mr. Banner, thank you."

"Right, Sorry. Know Your Stars…Mr. Bonanza…"

"Hey wait, that is an old television show. I did not like it. And please, for the umpteenth time, its Mr. Banner."

"I'm so, so not sorry. Know Your Stars…Mr. Bologna…"

"GODDAMMIT YOU FUCKING RETARD! IT'S MR. BANNER! SCREW YOU AND YOUR SHOW! COME ON PHARAOH!" Pharaoh hissed and screeched and scratched Banner. "You stupid cat!" He stormed off with Pharaoh and everyone in the crowd was wide-eyed. Extended "Whoa…'s" were heard from the wide open eyed crowd.

"Meh. He's got anger management probs'. Now you know…even though you really shouldn't have wanted to…Mr. Bumblebee…" Still paralyzed, nobody left. "People, that's the end of the show, get the hell outta here." He pressed a button that ejected everyone out of their seats'. "Well that worked."

A/N: wow, Banner went crazy, and Alexis went crazy. Crazy little asses… hope it was funny! Baibai till next chappy! Domo Arigatou!