Kaito ran up to Hakuba, and wrapped his arms around him in a hug, grinning. "Daddy!" he declared, and Hakuba's eyes widened, and he sputtered incoherently.
Their classmates, though plenty used Kaito being Kaito by now, were not prepared for anything as odd as this and stared, dumbfounded.
"What!" he finally shouted, as Kuroba let go of him.
Kaito shrugged, then began to explain, "When Aoko were little we always used to say how cool it would be for us to be brother and sister. I was reminded of it recently and we brought up a family tree."
"A…family tree?"
"Yeah, only with our friends as family members. Aoko's my sister, your our father, Kudou Shinichi's our cousin(1), Keiko's our mother, and Hattori Heiji's my and an unknown's lovechild."
Hakuba nodded once, confused. "And Koizumi?"
"We figured we were being weird already, so she's our Grandmother."
The blonde blinked. "Okay." And he walked away, confused, and was not seen for the rest of the break.
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I just read too much, don't I?
This is based of the family tree my friends and me drew up. It's weird, and somehow, recently, it mutated. ((Sweatdrop))