Thanks heaps for your reviews! Please keep 'em coming! Im sorry that this chapter has taken a while, but I needed to stop and think about some ideas…I apologise about my old chapter 5. it was crap, crap and more crap! So, ive edited it and put it up. I hope you like my improved one!

Eleen so that's what a m rated humor fic is like...um..yeah..that

was...unexpected..like fall-out-of-your-chair unpredictable. it was weird like,

I knew what was going on but at the same time i was wondering if this was the

same fic, it just seemed to come(that's not a pun) outta nowhere? k, um next

time it gets to the "M" level, promise me it'll be with more than her

fingers(like remus for example). When Tonks opened the door, i was like: what

are you going to do now? say "O, morning remus, I was just masturbating, lovely

day isn't it?"

Rogue-aka-Nettie That's awesome! So sweet and fun... yeah... I hate pea-green colour as well.

cough Plz, keep writing!

Bardlover Naughty, naughty author. grins

Tonkssie Its naughty but I love it, hope Tonks dream will come true too er with dear

Remus. Please continue...

Bardlover I really liked how this chapter read. Update soon.

Angelus McCauley Interesting... giggle they make such a cute couple!

Butterflyblonde hm interesting lol

i like it

update soon PLEASE

luv maz x

Chapter5.

"So, any news about dark wizards Tonks?" Sirius asked at breakfast.

"No, but the closest would have to be about you." I laughed, taking in his sarcastic surprised look.

"What has been said?" He asked curiously.

"I wouldn't be able to give that out now would I Sirius. That is strict ministry business. Nah, just kidding. It's about you anyway, so…umm…last I heard, Kingsley heard of your sighting in Fiji. So, we have to check that out." I said quite happily.

"Why would he be in Fiji? It's a tourist destination! You need somewhere a bit more quite!" Remus snorted.

I glared at Remus, and then, losing my deathly look, tripped over the chair leg and fell straight to the ground. Remus and Sirius were laughing so hard that tears were streaming down their cheeks.

"Oh shut up you two! Surely you've spent enough time around me to have gotten used to my clumsiness!" I shouted.

"Yeah. You'd think that! But it's still heaps funny!" Sirius laughed.

I glared again.

"Oh come on Sirius. It is pretty mean." Remus said, trying to hold in his own laughter.

"I'm off to work, and if you two can't look at a beautiful graceful witch, then there is something wrong with you." I said as I walked out the kitchen door, amazingly, not tripping once. As I left, I heard the two men start laughing all over again.

Work was a bore. Damn file work! Kingsley assigned it to me whilst he was off 'looking for Sirius.' Bastard.

Getting home was good. I was so tired from the damned paper work. I was going to go straight to bed, but I noticed there was light coming from under the door to the library. It must be Remus. I decided I would go and visit him. I walked in the door, and there was Remus, sitting comfortably on the lounge, reading one of his favourite books. I picked up another book that lay askew on the coffee table, sat down next to Remus and started reading.

"Hi Tonks." He said, not looking up from the page.

"Wotcher Remus. Have a good day?" I replied.

He nodded, and kept reading.

How the hell was I supposed to get him to notice me! He can be so annoying sometimes!

I must have dosed off, because when I woke up, Remus was carrying me up the stairs.

"Remus?" I yawned.

He smiled back down at me and I closed my eyes and went back to sleep.

The sun came streaming through my window. It made beautiful patterns on the wall, with such amazing colours. Gorgeous reds, oranges and yellows, pouring in from outside. Wow. It certainly was amazing.

Last night flooded back to me. I smiled and hugged my pillow, thinking of how wonderful it felt to be carried to my room in his arms.

I estimated that the time was about 7am, so I made my way downstairs, hoping to successfully make myself a hot chocolate.

"Morning Tonks." Remus smiled, sipping some hot chocolate from his mug.

"Wotcher." I yawned back at him, grinning from ear to ear after I finished doing my sleepy time. I made my way to the cupboard, got out a mug and magiced myself some hot chocolate. I joined Remus at the table and we then discussed some topics that had been brought up in the daily prophet.

"Great! Inferi will be coming to get me on my bed! Hopefully I can kill them!" I said, starting to get worried.

"Tonks, you can't kill Inferi! They're already dead! Remus replied, laughing gently.

Whoops. Next time I better be more careful.

I blushed, smiling sheepily at him.

"Morning Tonks, Remus." Sirius said as walked through the kitchen door.

"Morning."

"I have to go to work again. What fun. So I'll be off. See you later guys. Oh! Make sure Molly doesn't go into my room when she gets here. She'll have a heart attack from the mess." I added as I got up and diapperated.