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Chapter 5: aftermaths of the 'pie incident'
Joey did the very thing that I am so going to kill him for, he started to laugh. Oh shit, I thought and turn and ran straight out of the hall. I would have made it if I didn't walk straight into the door, banging my head painfully hard. 'FUCK!' I shouted. Someone grabbed me but I shrugged them off, rubbing my forehead as I ran down the corridor. I saw Jo with Tala lurking outside one of the classrooms and grab her, swore back at Tala when he shouted and raced with her into one of the now empty classrooms.
'God, Cryssie!' She said startled. 'What the heck happened?'
I groaned. 'Let's just say I did something a clown would normally do.'
'You mean you pulled your trousers down?' Um, no. Now where did that come from! Wow, she really surprises me sometimes. Even more then I do, like the time when she was humming 'Jingle Bells' all the way through assembly. Now, that was just really something random to do.
'Jo, since when did clowns pull their trousers down?'
She shrugged. 'Me and my sister went to a circus and they did that. But they had another pair underneath the trousers. You don't have that do you? I heard it's really uncomfortable.'
I blinked. 'Jo, I didn't pull down me trouse-'
'Isn't that something we all want to see.' I spun around really fast and glared at the person standing at the door.
Jo looked up really confused. 'What!'
'He was just joking. Kai, tell her you were only joking.'
He smirked and turned to Jo. 'I was only joking.' His smirked was really creepy.
'You remind me of a vampire.' I told him.
He smirked again. 'Must be these sharp teeth.'
'No.' I lied, but indeed they were sharp, just the canine ones, but they were really nice and white too, hope he doesn't bite me though. Okay, bite me? Yeah right. 'More like the evilness.'
'It's just reminding you of your past childhood.'
'Yeah Kai, how did you know I was a vamp?' I told him sarcastically.
'SHUT UP!' Jo burst. We turned and stared at her, our mouths open. In the time that I've known her, Jo has rarely started shouting, that's normally Auri's job, in fact the last time was when she broke her CD. 'Can someone just explain what the hell is happening?'
Me and Kai looked at each other. 'I fired a custard pie at some random guy and it was Kai's fault.'
'How the heck is it my fault!'
'I was aiming for you!'
'But I wasn't even near you. And I didn't even look like him.'
'But you have the same hat.'
I'm not wearing a hat.'
'You've got one like it.'
'But I didn't take a damn hat!'
Jo stepped in between us and put her hand in front of our faces. I can tell you know that it's really uncomfortable. 'What does it take to have a decent conversation between you too!'
I blinked.
'So I take it that you fired a custard pie in the hall?' I nodded dumbly. Jo whistled lowly. 'Miss Watiara is so going to kill you. If she finds out.'
I groaned. 'How will she not find out?'
'Well… actually she's probably going to find out. But who knows, maybe the guy will be nice and don't tell her.' I shrugged. 'Still, I've got to find Tala. We still haven't sorted out our stuff.' She carried on and left us.
I looked at Kai. 'Are you going to go now?'
He smirked and left.
'Fine! Make yourself at home!' I called after him.
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: MSN Messenger:
Tala: Fall down on one knee, I am here says:
Kai, I saw that. What's got into you!
Kai: One day I shall kill you and you won't notice says:
What?
Tala: Fall down on one knee, I am here says:
Jesus, I could tell from that distance. Cryssie! I thought you might at least think about Chloe
Kai: One day I shall kill you and you won't notice says:
You've got to be kidding.
Tala: Fall down on one knee, I am here says:
Actually I was last time, but come on Cryssie!
Kai: One day I shall kill you and you won't notice says:
For God sake! There's nothing! Besides, you said before, she is hot. And I DON'T like her.
Tala: Fall down on one knee, I am here says:
But she's so… Damn, she's a fucking bitch. Not to mention she hates you.
Kai: One day I shall kill you and you won't notice says:
Thanks Tala. I was really hoping you would over look that little problem.
Kill them all but don't kill me has been added to the conversation
Ray: Kill them all but don't kill me says:
Hey guys, what you talking about? Tala, Cryssie says your head looks like a pig's.
Tala: Fall down on one knee, I am here says:
How come she hates me so much? AND MY HEAD IS'T LIKE A PIG'S!
Kai: One day I shall kill you and you won't notice says:
You spelt isn't wrong.
Ray: Kill them all but don't kill me says:
Jesus Tala. Kai, what's up with you lately?
Tala: Fall down on one knee, I am here says:
He's worried about his would-be-if-she-didn't-hate-him-girlfriend.
Kai: One day I shall kill you and you won't notice says:
Ray, there is nothing fucking wrong with me! All right! Tala shut the hell up!
Tala: Fall on one knee, I am here says:
Aw, Kai. I almost feel sorry for your psychologist.
Ray: Kill them all but don't kill me says:
God, who're you talking about?
I have a sixth sense, I sense you're a git has been added to the conversation.
Kai: One day I shall kill you and you won't notice says:
Tala, you say a word about her to Ray then I will personally make sure you don't have a head tomorrow.
Cryssie: I have a sixth sense, I sense you're a git says:
Who's the girl you're talking about?
Kai: If you say something Tala then you're dead says:
No one.
Cryssie: I have a sixth sense, I sense you're a git says:
What's up with the name? 'If you say something Tala then you're dead'? Is there something you're not telling me!
Kai: If you say something Tala then you're dead says:
Calm down, there's nothing. I swear.
Cryssie: I have a sixth sense, I sense you're a git says:
You are such a bad liar.
Tala: Fall on one knee, I am here says:
Oh, Kai? Yeah, she's hot, just a shame she's a damn whore. Hey, didn't you notice Cryssie get added on? Oh, I added her by the way. I really think you should go for the girl. Oh, and love the new name. Aren't I a great best friend?
If you say something Tala, then you're dead has left the conversation.
I have a sixth sense, I sense you're a git has left the conversation.
Kill them all but don't kill me has left the conversation.
Tala: Fall on one knee, I am here says:
What's got into everybody?
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:Cryssie POV:
'This is the day I'm dreading.' I said to Ria as we walked to school. 'I swear I'm going to die.'
'Come on, you can't be serious. What are you afraid of?' She asked. 'Scared that Miss Watiara's going to tell you off? Not that you cared before, why do you care now?'
'Gah, too many questions. Not that old bat, I mean that guy that I fired it at. He's got nice arms.'
'Nice?' She asked, stopping in the middle of the road.
'Just… I dunno. Maybe he could do a lot of damage to me before I kick his ass.' Ria snorted. 'What!'
'Cryssie, you're not going to kick anyone's ass, apart from Kai of course.'
'How come?'
'Because no one else, apart from Ray of course, has an ass worth kicking. He's got nice eyes…'
This time I stopped in the middle of the road.
'You have Ray's eyes to stare at all day and you're thinking of the devil's!'
Ria smiled mischievously. 'Come on, one day you shall realise that you two are hopelessly in love with each other!' she joked.
'Mariah, Kai's all ready found someone to chase.' I stated, thinking of last night's IM conversation.
'Who!'
'Kai, he's found someone to chase.'
'I mean, who is it!' She demanded.
'I dunno, they were talking about her on IM, at least Tala was. I think Kai just got annoyed with him.' I shrugged, acting as if I didn't care. Actually, I was quite interested in who this girl was, seriously, we should warn her away from someone as evil as Kai, even if he had nice eyes. Huh, whatever.
'You know… this thing with Ray isn't going so well.' Mariah said, looking away.
'How come?' I was intrigued.
'I caught him staring at another girl's breasts.' I drew in a sharp intake of breathe before coughing loudly.
'Ouch, car fumes stinks. Who was it?'
'I dunno, some girl in our science class. With the light blue hair.'
'You mean Maya? She's all ready taken.'
'By who?'
'Tala, I saw them snogging the day before yesterday.'
'Ew…'
'Yeah.' By now, we had reached the gates.
'How come you hate Kai that much anyways?' she asked curiously.
I sighed. 'Well… he tried to… you know.'
Ria gasped. 'No way!'
'Actually, you're right, he didn't. I was just making that up.' I said teasing. She glared at me.
'It's okay Cryssie. I do know why you hate him that much, and really, I can't blame you.' She told me understandably.
'Even though he has nice eyes?'
'Shut up.'
'Okay.' We went to our lockers, 'Jo seems to be acting really weird lately, a little distracted.'
'Yeah… well she did say that she was going to tell you something, I guess she hasn't told you yet.' I frowned. Mariah was acted awfully shifty and uncomfortable.
'Still… AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!' I shrieked. Shocked, I turned around to find Tala and Kai staring at me, laughing their asses off! Jeez…
'Cryssie, what do you keep in there?' Tala asked innocently.
'TALA! SHUT UP! I know it was you, I hate you and you know it, so get your butt away before I do some serious damage, and you end up with your face on the other side off the bushes while your ass is still on this side! Or maybe you are just too thick for it to get in YOUR LITTLE TINY BRAIN!' I screamed.
'Wow, I don't know you could still talk with all that in your mouth.' Kai pointed out.
'What is it? Tell me now! I don't care how you planted this muck in my locker; I just want to know what it is that is all over me!'
Tala grinned as the crowd around us grew larger. 'It's a mixture I created in science last Friday, you really shouldn't have sat there staring out of the window, you would have seen me then.'
My eyes grew huge. 'You mean you have no idea how to get this off of me!' I looked down at myself; my clothes were soaked in blue-y purple liquid that was slowly, but surely, staining my shirt and jeans. It was covering my face too; and I could feel it dripping down my back.
'Actually I have no idea.' Tala stated. Oh, how I hated him then. And the idiot beside him too. I grabbed my bag and threw something at them, I think it might have been my pen, and stormed into the girls bathrooms. Jeez, how am I going to get this off before lesson, a great way to stop myself from getting into trouble, isn't it? Yeah, right.
Slowly I crept into the room, trying to make no sound at all. It had taken me at least half an hour to get the stuff off me and get changed, my Nirvana shirt was now stained beyond repair so I had to change it with my games shirt (I was not planning on wearing the PE uniform anymore so I brought my own) and jeans. My skin was still slightly purple too.
I made a gesture to Ray to tell him not to make any motion signally I was there but in doing so I tripped over the door step and landed in a heap in front of custard-boys legs. I recognised his face, even though it didn't have custard all over it anymore, and laughed weakly at him.
'Cryssie, I think you've set a record.' Miss Meiryna said, slightly amused. 'What is this? 7 lates in the past 10 lessons you've had with me?'
'Actually miss but that one wasn't my fault, someone,' I glared at Kai and Tala before continuing, 'ruined my shirt so I had to get changed into a new one.'
Miss Meiryna frowned. 'Crystal Hariawa, you won't get any where if you just make things up.'
'But miss--!' I argued.
'Shut up.' I sighed and made my way to my desk thinking of a plan I could use to avoid custard-boy so I can use the rest of my time with working legs usefully, and annoying Tala and Kai too. Hm… I have the perfect idea.
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'So let me get this straight, you're going to use that water bucket to place on top of the cupboard door and Tala won't be in there because he always has to eat something first so when he goes there he'll just open the door and it'll crash onto him and he won't be able to prove it was you to the teachers unless he was to get one of those detectives and scan the thing for finger prints, right?'
'Yup, that's about right.'
'Then why are you wearing rubber gloves?' Ray asked.
'In case he does get the detective to scan the thing for finger prints.'
He just shook his head. 'Well Cryssie, you are really a weird person.'
'I'll take that as a compliment.' I said as we moved towards the cupboards.
'Well, I really don't want to stay and have to get you out of trouble when the teacher so I'll just go.'
'Thanks for the help!' I called to Ray as he left. He stuck his finger back at me. Jeez, people are so immature and idiotic to even swear back at your own friends.
I went to open the door and saw-
OH MY FUCKING GOD. WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING HERE!
Splash. I dropped the bucket.
Damn, I guess that's another good shirt ruined by water.
R n R!