Another Story of the Random (I cannot think of a new title…this is not a sequel!)
By: Rekaina-samma
Our story begins with two girls having a sleep over. These two girls were Breanne and Madison, both were at Madison's house talking about random things…like this fanfic that actually happened…up till the point where the person smashes's through the window (Crap I gave part of it away).
"…Then we sat there and stared at each other confused and then we shouted "YOUTH!" In addition, did little happy dances! Then we…" Breanne continues on explaining what they were doing until…someone walks through the door!
"OMG NINJA!" Madison screamed
"It's your father…that no readers shall no the name of" Breanne said
"I's going to be going's out all day's so you's being good now." Her father then leaves. (Her father likes talking funny on purpose)
Then Madison's little sister walks in.
"Me and mom are going out all day ok? Bye!" At that, everyone leaves…even the dog oddly enough.
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The girls continued to say what they were doing for hours…crazy…I think so, until…
BOOM! SHATTER! CRASH! KA-BLOOMY! CHEESE!
"Odd…why did the window say cheese as it spontaneously combusted…or shattered…whatever?" Breanne asked herself
"I dunno" Madison said
"Rhetorical question…" Breanne said sweat dropping
"Oh…ok…OMG NINJA! Now that I got your attention…" Madison is about to say something but Breanne interrupts.
"OMG…your right…the ninja smashed the window!" Breanne screamed
"OMG! Hi, I am Madison! I'll be your best-est friend ever!" Madison shrieked while glomping the very confused short ninja.
The awkwardness is thick in the room until Breanne dragged, well actually played tug-a-war, with the ninja against Madison and freed her latest glomped victim…who ever the victim is…
"HEY! BREANNE! Let's see which Naruto person it is!" Madison said over enthusiastically
"Sure…But the probability of us actually knowing who the ninja is very slim, but, there is a chance that we will know who, or what, he/she is." Breanne said making the other people in the room fall over and foam at the mouth from using too much brainpower.
"What? Stop that…I mean it" Madison said getting up and wiping away the foam left on her mouth
"I already did." Breanne said
"I mean don't do it again…ever" Madison in as a final note
"Well…commence unveiling!" Breanne grinned
"YESH!" Madison said reaching for the mask the ninja wore
SUDDENLY. The ninja jumped back and did some hand signs!
"QUICK! Use the cheese we were eating as some sort of shield!" Breanne said making absolutely no sense in the least bit.
"What? And I thought I was dumb! That's just crazy!" Madison said confused
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SUDDENLY. The ninja makes Madison move…in…slow…motion…ooooooooooohh! The magic of jutsu's! Yes.
"Holy…crap…what…is...up…with…this…freaky…shit…?" Madison said in the slow motion way.
"What the hell is going on?" Breanne said (she was not in range of the jutsu AND she hid behind some ultra protective…cheese…don't ask me why the cheese worked)
The ninja then walked up to Madison and hit her with his/her foot, for he/she had to continue doing the hand seal and could not punch her. Madison then went unconscious and fell to the ground drooling muttering something about Naruto…being hot…odd.
"What the hell?" Breanne said staring at her unconscious companion.
The ninja then turned toward her making some more hand signs and made her move really, extremely fast. Unfortunately for the ninja she was about to kick his/her ass right at that very moment so the ninja was getting beat up by a very pissed off and fast girl until he/she stopped using the hand seal and making her go back to normal speeds. As soon as Breanne stopped punching the ninja twitched and fell to the ground unconscious and bleeding.
"Holy moly! There are two dead bodies in the house! Okay…my cover-up is that they were hit by lightning…they will never believe that! Hn. I know! A ravenous pack of evil bunny rabbits killed them! No…OF COURSE! The answer is obvious! Shove them down the toilet! Wait…they will clog it…Ah ha! Move to Africa! Change my name! Dye my hair; get colored contacts! And…Become a hermit, I've always wanted to be a hermit…Yes that is what I will do…" Breanne said to herself
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Just then Madison awoke from her long dream of…ahem…you do not want to know.
"What the…huh? What happened?" Madison asked inwardly
"A ninja knocked you out" Breanne said simply
"What?" Madison said confused
"Yes, I bet it's weird to wake up and find you were knocked out by a ninja…yes….that would be very odd" Breanne agreed with herself
"…..ok…" Madison said squinting as she thought
Just at that exact moment the ninja awoke, only to find "itself" in complete humiliation for a girl that was not even a ninja beat him/her up!
The ninja jumped to his/her feet and quickly tried to get away but was unsuccessful for he/she was glomped yet again by Madison
"SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT" yelled the ninja drawing all the intention to him (They could now tell "it" was a he NOT she because of how the voice sounded male)
"What is it my little friend?" Madison said very blondly
"….Madison, that was a very strong blond moment, you know that right?"
"….I like cheese…..does you like cheese?"
Breanne just sweat dropped at how easily stupidity can over come her friend
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CRASH, BOOM, BANG, CHEESE went the front door as even more ninja came into Madison's house
"….I is not feeding them" Madison announced
"As usually…I'll have to make my lazy ass make all the food for everyone! Except Madison…she could burn in hell for all I care" Breanne said very annoyed
"I'm a good little girl I won't be going's to hell!" Madison said happily
"Idiot." Breanne said glaring
"Thank you!" Madison said giving thumbs up and grinning (Like Gai and Lee!)
"Hey….I sees lots of ninja, where you all come from?" Madison said curiously
"Your magical ass…" Breanne said sarcastically, "they smashed open the door remember."
"Oh yeah! Why?" Madison inquired
"They were trying to get inside" Breanne said raising a curious eyebrow at why she was asking such a stupid question
"The door is unlocked…they didn't need to break it…" Madison said looking at the broken door that lay in the hallway.
"…yeah…why did you break it if it was unnecessary?" Breanne asked scratching the back of her head
"…"
"One of you must be really stupid," Breanne said accusing the one that was twirling around in circles singing 'I'm a little teapot'
"Most likely that person…THE PERSON MUST BE BLONDE TOO!" Madison said glomping the person
Breanne sniffs the air curiously and catches a strong scent.
"Or they're drunk…Madison let go now before you really start to freak out" Breanne informed her friend
"What? I'm glomping a…drunk?" Madison said slowly letting go and running to a far corner
"Yes…Most likely Tsunade" Breanne said matter-of-factly
"Oh…I see…" Madison said slowly walking up to the ninja and her friend.
"How do you know who she is? Why do you know that she is drunk just by sniffing the air? In addition, how did you knock out that other ninja?" said someone who they could tell was Kakashi
"Cause…a…hermit told me about all you ninja's and…I um…learned how to…identify scents from the hermit and…I beat up the ninja by accident…yeah." Breanne said nervously since she was lying about the hermit
"Oh…well, how did the hermit know?" Kakashi asked suspiciously
Breanne shrugged in response "Maybe he was a ninja and could look into the future like an oracle or something"
"Okay then" Kakashi said a little confused
"How come you all wearing masks…and why are you here?" Madison said
"We were sent to kill you," said a very solemn boy
"Oh…OKAY!" Madison said grinning
"What!" Breanne said confused, "Why? Do we know too much about ninja's, because of what I am? Why!"
"No, for making sure they are not afraid to kill, what do you mean by what you are?" Said Kakashi
"I'm…not a ninja…yeah," Breanne said quickly (She is seriously not a ninja she is covering up a secret! A secret DUN DUN DUN!
"…Oh…your lying aren't you" Kakashi said lazily
"No! Why would she! She's just a normal ordinary girl like me!" Madison said cheerfully defending her friend, "Right? Breanne!"
"Yes. That is right Madison I am only a normal girl! So lay off Kakashi-chan!" Breanne said rudely (Calling someone "chan" means you have a lower respect for them or they're female)
"Don't insult me…" Kakashi said warningly
"Hn." Was her response
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"I wish we could figure out who all of you were!" Madison said suddenly out of nowhere
"Maybe we can" Breanne said raising an eyebrow
"How, oh great smart one?" Madison said sarcastically
"Grr. Stop that before I squish you!" Breanne warned
"Heh heh" Madison said backing a little away
"Well anyways" Breanne whispered, "We look at their habits and figure out who they are as well as looking at their hairstyles or accessories."
"Ah ha! I understand." Madison said nodding
"Well let me see…There is someone leaning against the wall could be Shika or Gaara or well actually anybody really! So that hint does not help us! Hmm someone is staring at the sunset and clouds…it is a boy…Shika! Hey, look a giant gourd! Gaara! This is beginning to get boring though! I wish there was a way to take off they are masks! And that it was a simple as a snap!" as she said, "snap" she snapped her fingers and amazingly, as she did this all they are mask were lifted!
"OMG! I see ninja people!" Madison yelled grabbing Breanne's shoulders and shaking
"I know!" Breanne said while closing her eyes in fear that she was going to die in her hair, which was flinging back and forth because Madison was shaking her (It is friggen long!)
"I wish I could do that!" Madison said crying (She cannot snap)
She began clapping her hands to get her mind off it and low and behold! THERE WERE PILES OF RAMEN EVERYWHERE! Beef ramen to be exact!
"YAY RAMEN!" She screamed grabbing some and heading to the kitchen to bake it.
Madison suddenly stopped and looked at the ninja that Breanne beat up and saw that it was…
"NARUTO! You beat up Naruto! You IDIOT!" Madison screamed like a maniac
Breanne twitched and stared completely confused and a little afraid
"Umm…uh yes…but he is an idiot…I always beat up idiots! It was his fault for making me speed up with that jutsu! If he hadn't he would have over powered me because he has trained as a ninja unlike me!" Breanne said loudly, but she was keeping her cool.
"SO!" Madison said waving her arms angrily
"I smell ramen. WHERE IS IT?" Naruto yelled (He had walked out of the room when he woke up so he didn't see Madison make all the ramen appear)
"It's not done…" Madison said slowly
"OK wake me up when it is done" At this Naruto fell back asleep
"You guys are so troublesome," Shikamaru said lazily
"Thanks!" Breanne said grinning and surprising Shikamaru by popping up behind him,
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"Hey do you guys want to stay for dinner?"
"Um…I don't think that…" Kakashi began but Choji interrupted him
"SURE!" Choji said grinning broadly
So everyone sits down at a table that appeared out of nowhere. Breanne went to the kitchen and boarded it up making it off limits to everyone, loud noises like hammers and drills and fire were heard from inside they were rather freaked out by that. However, before Breanne did this Madison ran in grabbed the now ready ramen and gave it to Naruto while grinning broadly.
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"Well, everyone please be seated…and no, you do not have a choice" Breanne smiled evilly
Madison came and looked in the kitchen to see it was sparkling clean…literally, and that there were piles of food on the table and floor ready to serve on silver platters that Madison did not know she had.
"How is this to be served to everyone?" Madison said pointing
"Hm…NARUTO!" Breanne said sweetly
"Wh-what is it?" He asked cautiously
"Can you please use shadow clone jutsu to help serve the food!" Madison said clapping with glee.
Breanne popped up in front of Madison with a knowing look on her face and her index finger extended because she was about to make her "point", please excuse the pun…heh.
"Well may I point out that the more solid clone jutsu will work better. Called kage butsu no jutsu, right? Something like that, correct?"
"Whatever it does not matter just do it ok Naruto?" Madison said pushing Breanne aside
At that, Naruto does the jutsu and there were Naruto's everywhere he set the table and everything was all pretty and nice, until.
"Everybody! Listen to me now! If anyone has to go to the bathroom, go now I will not have people getting up and missing dessert or something!" Breanne said demandingly
Everyone nodded or gave some sort of implication that they understood (Sasuke said "Hn" instead off nodding, jerk)
Some people went to the bathroom, returned, then sat back down and ate.
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"Everyone enjoying there meals! Say yes or I am going to kill you." Breanne said cheerfully
"We were sent to kill you th…" Breanne interrupted Sakura
"Well all I have to say is…YOU ALL BELONG TO ME MUHAHAHA!" Breanne screamed hitting a button, "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
Suddenly from the chairs sprung jutsu repelling metal chains.
"OMG!" They all yelled trying to escape
"NAHAHAHAHAH! I win." Madison said proud of herself
"I'm the one who set it all up though…you just ate ramen and sat on your ass…" Breanne said kind of stressed
"LIES!" Madison said trying to shut Breanne up
"What are you going to do now? Torture us for information? Kill us?" Sasuke asked
"No…different things with different people…sure there are a few people we will kill if they struggle but that's about it"
Everyone twitched at what Breanne said
"AND THROW A PARTY!" Madison screamed
"That's not true I don't remember a party," Breanne said taking out some sort of schedule then the script, "I see no party mentioned anywhere"
"THERE IS NOW!" Madison screamed
"Hn. What ever" Breanne said looking away rather pissed
"I almost forgot!" Madison said turning to Naruto
She then grabbed Naruto and took him up to her…bedroom and…do you really want to know what she was doing to him? Uh very inappropriate things…uh-well Breanne saw Madison drag him away and expected the worst. She shuddered at the thought of what was to happen, and you perverted readers…this time it is what you are thinking…I fear for Naruto's innocent life.
(END CHAPTER! I am scared of what will happen to Naruto…R+R! Tell me if this is good as a one shot or if I should continue. There will be more chapters after this that I made because it is long but tell me if I should make it a story or leave it a one shot.it is to long to fit in one chapter ONCE AGAIN THE STORY IS NOT OVER YET! Daymn that was long)