Another Story of the Random (I cannot think of a new title…this is not a sequel!)
By: Rekaina-samma
Breanne looked up the stairs in which Madison had disappeared, almost immediately she made a face like she just ate a lemon without pealing the skin off and swallowed it whole.
"Oh…god..." She immediately shook the thought out of her head
"What is going on here? Explain yourself, how did you know we were coming and make some sort of trap!" Demanded Sakura
Breanne shrugged
"Just 'cause I made it up as I went along, I thought: well if their going to try and wipe me and my friend off the face of the earth by killing us for training I should stop them!"
"Well I see that logic but how did you make this trap?" Sakura said still confused
"Um…heh" Breanne scratched her head showing she was nervous. Everyone was like? Except for Gaara he was like: Die
At that moment Madison skipped down the stares and grabbed a…whip…oh it burns.
"Oh. Ewwwwww" Breanne said flinching
"What?" Madison asked innocently
"Nothing…" said Breanne as she shook her head
"How did you make this trap?" Sakura said
"You just won't let it rest will you?" Breanne said throwing her a glare
"She has the IQ of…" Breanne covered Madison's mouth, "But…"
Breanne threw her a glare that could make Gaara shake with fear, unfortunately Madison was used to it and it didn't bug her
"She has the IQ of 200!" Madison said frolicking back up the stairs
Breanne dipped her head low and rubbed her temples
Everyone was silent.
"Sooooo…your some kind of genius?" Asked Kiba
Breanne sighed.
"Yes, just shut up"
"What now?" Asked Ten-ten
More silence.
"Well it seems to me that we could easily escape from these chairs" Shikamaru said yawning
"Well normally yes, but I thought of that, I placed a juts…I mean they are industrial strength eheheh" Breanne said once again scratching her head
"You know jutsu's?" Asked Temari
Breanne coughed "Um, no?" She received blank stares, "Okay, okay, I know jutsu's but may I say your in no position o be asking questions"
"So?" Asked Shikamaru
"Never mind, ask away" Breanne shrugged
"Where did you learn the jutsu's?"
"How do you know so much about ninja's?"
"What are Naruto and Madison doing?"
"Where did you get your hair cut?"
Everyone looked at Sasuke
"Excuse me Sasuke, did you ask me where I got my hair cut"
"…Uh yes, what is wrong with what I said? I'm just wondering." Sasuke said scowling at everyone
"Well…I cut it myself" Breanne said looking side ways awkwardly, "And this when we end this messed up conversation about hair cuts"
"Okay…anyways, where did you learn the jutsu's? And, how do you know so much about ninja's?" asked Ten-ten
"The hermit and, once again, the hermit! I've been through this!" Breanne said getting frustrated
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"I have a question" Everyone turned to Gaara
"It speaks…" Breanne said awed
"Why am I in a plastic bubble?" Gaara said angrily
"Um…heh, well you use sand right? So I made it so your attacks would not work by placing a bubble around you." Breanne explained
"One problem" Gaara said
"What?" Breanne asked looking confused
"I can't breathe" Gaara said starting to turn blue
"Damn! I'm so sorry Gaara! I mean me…MADISON!" Breanne stuttered
"Why are you calling for your friend when you could just help him?" Shikamaru pointed out
"Well, if I make tiny holes his sand will escape but Madison was supposed to set up a device so he could breathe, but she FORGOT because she is the most stupid person in the world aside from Naruto! I will fucking kill her" Breanne explained angrily
"You should not destroy your youthful life with such slanderous words! You are reaching the peak of your youth!" Gai shouted
"And that is why I have duct tape for Gai to" Breanne said sticking the tape onto his face forcefully
"Clever" Remarked Sakura
"Not really, just using common sense" Breanne shrugged
"True"
"Well anyways! I must go forth and destroy Madison for killing Gaara!" Breanne said in a vengeful tone
"He's not dead yet" Kankuro said pointing at the purple bubble boy
"Shut up your ruining it!" Breanne barked at him
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She immediately started up the stairs to Madison's room, she knocked. Immediately after a large banner fell, she read it said "GO AWAY!" Breanne blinked.
She blinked again.
"Does she really think that will stop me?" Breanne said smirking
Suddenly a large titanium ninja proof wall fell in place of the normal wall. The only way in way to unscrew the door hinges. Unfortunately Breanne discovered the door would explode if she turned the screw so many times.
She began to ponder.
"I've got it!" Breanne marched down stairs very chipper
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"Sakura! Ino!" She sang out
"What is it?" Ino asked raising an eyebrow
"I want you two to come with me" Breanne said menacingly
"What if we don't" Sakura huffed
"It is not what if you don't, it's what if you do" Breanne smiled, "If you do I will force Sasuke to like one of you!"
"How?" They asked suspiciously
She smirked.
"I have my ways. Now if you come with me; I have a game for you!" Breanne said hitting the buttons on the back of the chairs which released the two
"If you try to escape or kill anything, or do anything that annoys me, I will kill Sasuke!" Breanne informed the two
"Understood" They said after talking a bit
"Follow me please" Breanne said heading up the stairs
The girls followed. To their dooooom!
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"Okay! The object is to unscrew the door hinge, who ever does so first gets Sasuke!" Breanne said clapping her hands together, "BEGIN!"
The two began furiously turning the screw drivers at such a speed that only Lee or Gai would be able to keep up with them.
"Whoa…well I'll come back later when you're…"
"Done!" They shout at the same time holding the screw up in the air, it was a tie
Breanne looked at the door, it blew.
"OH CRAP!" She shouted as she ran down the stairs away from the fire that followed after her. When she reached safety she looked at the fire that followed her. It didn't stop moving it kept running into the wall at the bottom of the stairs.
"Clever Madison, the fire won't end so no one can try to get in again, one problem Ino and Sakura are still smoldering in there…" Breanne said to herself
Suddenly she felt her self trip as she walked backward, she fell directly into the flames, and she expected a burning sensation and that she would be dead.
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She opened her eyes and saw flames.
"Great, I'm in hell!" Breanne said to the nothingness of flame around her
"Is she alive?" Breanne heard someone say
"I don't know, but I heard her say something"
"I hope she is alive, I don't want to be stuck in this chair forever!"
"Um, I'm alive!" Breanne shouted out
"The Silencer lives, joy" Said Shikamaru said sarcastically
"I don't understand, this is not a genjutsu, it is real, and it doesn't burn my skin though!" Breanne shouted out to the voices
"It might not be an actual genjutsu, just a projection machine!" She heard Kakashi yell through the flames
"True, but then the projection would only appear on the wall at the bottom of the stairs, not everywhere!" Breanne said, "Anyways, I'll figure it out later, I have to save Ino and Sakura from this trap!"
"Sakura is stuck in that!" Lee said horrified
"Now's not the time Lee! Later!" Breanne yelled over her shoulder as she went upward
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'This isn't a trick! The carpet under my feet is smoldered and I can barely breathe! Madison doesn't know any jutsu's except how to make ramen appear!'
Breanne saw to forms in front of her, Ino and Sakura. She saw a thin shield surrounding them but they still had serious burns
"Aw man Madison! Now I have to do more work!" Breanne said pissed off
She picked up the two smokers and headed back down the stairs carefully, and then she found herself in the dining room/jail room and placed them down.
"What happened?" asked Chouji as he inspected the girls from his chair/trap
"A trap, Madison has time to set up a fire trap and doesn't have time to set up a breathing device" Breanne said fixing the device up
"Gaara stopped breathing like two minutes ago and you're setting it up now" Asked Kankuro
"Um, let me think about that…yes" Breanne said glaring, "Okay it is set up, let there be oxygen!"
Gaara began to slowly breathe.
"Happy? You had better be!" Breanne said sitting down in a chair that wasn't a trap
"Well what are you going to do with them?" Shikamaru said referring to Sakura and Ino.
"Oh them" Breanne said as she inspected them, "Is it normal for a burn to turn from orange to a freakishly white color?"
"No, is that what is happening?" Shikamaru asked
"Yep, I think it is like the ultimate kind of burn!" Breanne said smiling
"Why are you smiling? Gaara almost died, Ino and Sakura might be dead, Naruto is dead for all we know and you just walked through fire with out getting a scratch on you." Declared Kiba
"At least I'm not dead" Breanne said
"Now that wouldn't be so bad" Neji said
"You are right Neji it would be better if I was dead but I'm not, so nobody including me are happy" Breanne said stopping her smile, "Anyways, I have to heal them"
Breanne leaned over the two girls and held up her fists, they glowed a steady violet color. The girls went from white to orange, to blue, to every color in the rainbow then turned back to normal.
"There! Now they're healed! Well do you guys have anything to tell me?" Breanne said turning to the table of people
"Why wouldn't you care if you died?" Neji asked
"Not like I care, kill me now and I will never have to get married" Breanne said
"What does getting married have anything to do with it?" Ten-ten asked
"Everything! But, what ever, you don't need to know" Breanne said changing the subject, "Well I guess I can just throw a party or something, but I would have to clean up."
"What?" Neji said a little confused
"Huh? Oh right you guys." Breanne said as if she just noticed them
"What are you going to do with us?" Shino said
"So, spider man talks?" Breanne said turning to Shino
Suddenly everyone heard someone say, "DIE SHINO DIE!"
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"Okay then…well I don't know, is there anyway to stop the kill?" Breanne asked
"Yeah" Shikamaru said
"How?" Breanne said
"You call this number and it will al be answered. 604- BAN-ANAS" Shikamaru said actually keeping a straight face
"604…bananas?" Breanne said in confusion
"Yes, bananas"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE NUMBER?" Breanne said confused
"I don't know" Neji said
"Just call it" Sasuke said
Breanne shrugged.
"Okay"
(Another chapter done! Well there is more so, yeah. Well R+R BYE!)