Dialogue Drabble: Xander/Dawn/Police Officer
Originally written for the Open on Sunday Dialog Drabble
"Officer, I know I was carrying an axe, but I'm not an axe murderer."
"No, Xander just dates axe murderers."
"I'll have you know that none of my dates ever tried to kill me with an axe."
"What about Eleni in Budapest?"
"You're thinking of Irina in Prague, and that was a hatchet, not an axe."
"Well, Willow went after you with an axe!"
"Yeah, but we weren't dating, so it doesn't count."
"Can we get back to the part of the interrogation where the suspect—that's you, Harris- answers my questions, and the witness—that's you, Summers—keeps quiet?"