CH4- Someone other than me!
After running for what seemed like I don't know, five minutes I heard the voice yell again.
"Holy crap on a bun! Someone's gotta stop eating those bean enchiladas! Who-wee what a shtink! No more Mexican for you!"
Yup. It was a miracle.
"Lucy!" I called out approaching a girl about my height. (Like an inch shorter) She was holding her nose with one hand and holding some fudge covered Oreos with her other one.
"Thank GOD!" I shouted. "I thought I would die out here!"
"Holy cow," she said, looking around. "Something died over here!"
"I know it's beautiful ain't it? How'd ya get here and whe-" My eyes got so frikin' wide you wouldn't believe it. "Are those fudge covered? I haven't had Oreos in like a week."
"You want one?" she asked, waving in front of my face.
After enduring this torture for several minutes, I snapped at the Oreos and got her hand instead.
"Eeew!" I shouted as I spit. "What have you been doing? Rubbing salt on your hands every night before you go to bed?"
"That hurt!"
"So? You're such a buttpipe!"
"Buttpipe? Don't call me a buttpipe, buttpipe!"
"Too bad for you buttpipe!"
As we continued yelling at each other, Aang, Katara, and Sokka caught up and watched us fight.
"Just give me a frikin' Oreo!" I shouted, shoving her.
"Never!" She stuffed two in her mouth.
"NO! I MUST HAVE THEM!"
You see, Lucy has terrible ADD. Worse than mine so...
"Holy crap!" she shouted. She had just noticed Aang, Katara, and Sokka. "Are they who I think they are?"
"Of course not," I said, shaking my head. I pointed to them one by one (Sokka, Aang, and Katara in that order). "That one's the Easter Bunny, he's Santa Clause, and she's Baby New Year."
"What?"
"You're so- so- so-"
"Wait a minute," she said slowly. "Sarah, this is the avatar world, right?"
"Yeah."
"And they're Aang, Sokka, and Katara right?"
"Ee-yeah."
"So that means-" A grin spread across her face.
"What?" I asked suspiciously.
"Are there clouds in the sky today?" she asked looking up. "There should be plenty of stars tonight. Hopefully. You know..."
She continued on, my anger rising with every passing minute. I couldn't take it anymore. I burst.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"
I chased around in circles.
"DIE IN SO MANY WAYS KNOWN TO MAN AND MONKEY! AND DON'T FORGET THE MONKEYS! I'M GONNA KILL YOU, CUT YOU UP, BAKE YOU INTO A PIE, AND FEED IT TO YOUR DOGS, AND WHEN THEY LEAVE THE CRUMBS I'LL BE SURE TO PAY MY RESPECTS WHILE THEY'RE EATEN BY SQUIRRELS! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
AN- you're probably wondering about the whole star cloud thing so just sit back while I tell you a story. Okay, one day after lunch (at school) it was a really nice day and I was outside with my friend. I lied down on a bench and looked up at the sky. The clouds kinda hypnotize me like the sunrise and sunset and stuff. As I stared she looked at me and said "Are ya thinkin' about someone?" (We had just been talking about avatar) I immediately sat up and started chasing her. She was laffing the whole time. (She did it again the next week) Ya see, in fanfics and junk I'm always paired up with Sokka (it was my choice but still...) The star thing is cause one time at night I was with my friends and I started lookin' up at the sky and you know what happened next. They were mentioning the whole moon thing from the finale too so I was pretty pissed as you can tell... one of my friends didn't see it and when she found out the princess sacrifices herself for a fish she wouldn't shut up. "So you're pretty happy now aren't cha?" or "Is your mama a llama (don't ask aboot the llamas) or a FISH?" And so the whole star-cloud-moon thing is what really gets me. When I was trying to kill them they even said- wait. I'm not gonna go there. Ugh. The whole button thing. Definitely not gonna go there. Anyways they now know how to seriously piss me off which sucks... back to the story.
She was laughing her head off as I chased her. I got tired and stopped to rest.
"Oh and Sarah?" she asked.
"WHAT?"
"I was at your house and I found your binder."
"WHICH ONE?"
"The white one," she said, the grin growing bigger. Ah, crap.
"REALLY? AND WHAT DID YOU FIND? COMICS OF ME KILLING YOU CAUSE IF NOT I NEED TO START SOME!"
"No. But I found some stuff."
"WHAT KIND OF STUFF?"
"Oh wouldn't you like to know?"
"Darn you!"
"Don't worry I won't tell." She smirked and right now I just wanted to fry her. And for those of you wondering what it is, it's nothing obsessively perverted if that's what you're thinking. Trust me. I don't go THAT far.
"Look," I said massaging my forehead. "Just give me a frikin' Oreo."
"NEVER!"
She licked them all and smiled. "Still want 'em?"
"According to your faith, we're all descended from Adam and Eve so we're related (to you at least). Now give me the frikin' Oreos."
At this, she stuffed them all in her mouth. Darn. I wouldn't be able to ever eat Oreos ever again. Ding ding. I had an idea!
"Hey Lucy?"
"Hhm?" she asked, her mouth full of Oreos.
"FOOT BOOGER!"
She started laughing spitting out the Oreos.
"Eew," I said eyeing the pile. "I don't think I want them now."
"Look on the bright side," Lucy said after recovering from her laugh attack. "The clouds are still there Sarah and- "
I put my hand over her mouth and held her in a headlock. She agreed that she'd shut up as long as I let her go. She swore she would over the whole loyalty thing and I agreed.
"Wow," she said. "You actually believe in that loyalty mumbo-jumbo."
"Actually, my arm was tired."
"Okay," she said with a shrug. "Anyways..."
She walked around looking at the village. I wasn't really paying attention cause the stupid clouds had my hypnotized again. I snapped out of it, but since Lucy was approaching Sokka, I pretended to still be in-the-zone.
"She's dead obvious isn't she?" she asked him.
"What?" he asked. "You know she can hear you, right?"
"No she can't. She's hypnotized again. She's such a fruitcake. Look, she can't hear me cause SHE'S FRIKIN' HYPNOTIZED ONLY BECAUSE OF-oh well. It doesn't matter. She'll come to and want to kill me."
"Seems like she already does," Aang said.
"Yup and I'm so proud!" Lucy said laughing. "Anyways, how can't you tell? How does she act around you guys?"
"She's over dramatic," Katara said. "Egocentric, really random, and the way she talks is just so- so- so- "
"Poetic?"
"Exactly."
"She sounds normal."
"That's normal?" Sokka asked.
"For her it is. So you don't want to see her when she becomes abnormal. It's more than enough to drive you mad."
Awkward silence. Cricket, cricket. Someone in the audience coughs.
"Anyway," Lucy said. I was getting tired in the same position for so long. I was soon granted my wish of mobility. "Sokka, she- "
"YOU HAVE NO FRIKIN' IDEA HOW MUCH I WANT TO THROTTLE YOU!"
"Throttling isn't anything like killing is it?" Aang asked.
"NOT EXACTLY. IT MEANS TO STRANGLE OR CHOKE," I yelled chasing after Lucy. "KILLING; HOWEVER, IS THE RESULT OF THROTTLING!"
I got closer and closer when she started to disappear.
"NO!" I shouted. "I JUST WANNA KILL YOU!"
There was nothing I could do. She was nearly gone.
"Oh crap! I'm gonna die out here! My cell phone doesn't work! There's no internet! Don't go!"
Double crap. She was gone and I punched the air in frustration.
"Great. Now I'm stuck here without anyway out. How did she do that anyway?"
"Sarah?" a voice asked.
"What now?" I asked turning around.
"What- what did she mean when she said that you were dead obvious?"
"I don't wanna talk about that okay?"
Oh beaver-dam. It was Sokka asking me. Why did I have the worst frikin' luck in the world? Why?
"Okay..."
"Look I just- I don't- just forget it," I said kicking the ground. "I'm not in the mood. When I get home..."
AN- 'K there chapter what is it 4? Yeah. Hope ya liked it and you all learned a lesson from this- DON'T LOOK AT CLOUDS.
Princess? Firebender55555? I know your laffing right now. Rrrrrrrrrggggghhh...