CH9-Another Untitled Chapter, Yet Again!

Great. She blames me. I don't see why. I looked around when something caught my eye. It was a boomerang, very sharp by the looks of it and besides what other choice did I have? I tried to turn around to get a better look when I fell over. Laura started laughing.

"Ten years from now, I'll look back on this and laaaaaugh," I said pulling myself up. Then I remembered the boomerang. Katara was closest to it. "Hey Katara," I whispered, so I wouldn't attract Jet's attention. "Can ya pass me that boomerang?" "She nodded and reached for it. After what seemed like forever but was really only two and a half minutes, Katara picked up the boomerang. How would she give it to me though? She was closest to the boomerang and I was the farthest. Fate is very strange in these circumstances. She looked as if she was about to throw it. Was she out of her mind? I shook my head and waved my hands around as if to say, "NO! Whatever you do, don't throw that thing!" She understood and put it down. She slipped the boomerang to Laura, who gave it to Sokka, who gave it to Aang, who gave it to Lucy, who wouldn't give me the darn thing because she blamed me for getting us stuck in this crap-hole.

"Lucy," I said. "You want me to get us out of this mess right? Then ya have to give me the boomerang."

She simply examined it as if she was looking for some fatal flaw that would spoil my plan.

"Give it to me, Lucy! Before Jet comes back!"

Laura tapped Lucy and whispered in her ear. It didn't take a genius to figure it out. She ended up losing her grip on the boomerang from laughing so hard. and I grabbed it. I slowly raised it against the ropes that had me tied. I finally escaped and felt a shooting pain in my right arm. It was bloody, and I realized that I had cut myself with the darn thing. I shook it off and untied Laura first. I didn't want to cut her so I went pretty slow. Then Aang, then Katara, and by then, I had this whole thing figured out. After cutting Sokka from the ropes, I moved onto Lucy. I had saved her for last since she was being such a butt.

"Oh FINALLY!" she shouted. "I AM F-R-EE!"

"Lucy, you idiot!" Laura said nudging her.

Obviously Jet heard her yell, because the next thing we knew, we were swarmed by Jet's stupid freedom fighters. Gosh darn it. -sorry saying gosh darn it is just one of those things...-

I don't really know what happened next. I just remember feeling something in my arm and falling down. Someone picked me up and then I was in the tent.

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I woke up and grasped my arm. It was so sore. The cut was worse than I though. I wasn't sure how deep, but it hurt like crap if crap did hurt. My arm was lain out on a separate sheet. Thank God. It was covered in dried blood and it huuuurt! Lucy came in and sat down by me.

"You okay?" she asked looking at my arm.

"Besides the fact that I nearly lost my arm? Doing great!"

"Hilarious."

"So... what exactly happened? I just remember hitting the ground?"

"Well," she said tapping her chin. "It went like this. Jet and his stupid group started surrounding us when one of them ran into you. You fell to the ground and Jet tried to take you. Luckily, someone noticed and stopped him."

"Lucy," I said, coming close to getting pissed. "What do you mean by someone?"

"Someone!"

"Lucy..."

"Well, let's just say that if you were conscious, you would've been very happy."

"I hate you so very very much."

"You would've been happy though!"

"Okay, you're right." I said hurriedly. "But that doesn't mean anything! Now hurry up and finish the frikin' story."

"Alright, alright, yeesh. Anyways, we all noticed after that and did the best we could to keep Jet and his stupid people away from you."

"'K."

"We weren't doing so well, when Appa comes outta nowhere and scares some of 'em off. That really helped! Anyway, Momo helped too."

"Aaaawww!" Lucy stared at me as if I had a mental problem. "What? Momo's so adorable!"

"You're so weird," Lucy said shaking her head.

"Yes. And I'm proud of it."

"Okay. On with the story. We were fighting and fighting and fighting until only Jet was left. He tried to take you away cause he hated you for some weird reason."

"Trust me," I said laughing. "You would be mad too."

"Okay...I don't want to know. Anyway we were fending him off if that's whatcha call it and-well -you see-"

"What?" I asked eyeing her suspiciously. -sweet I spelled that right!-

"Warning: this next scene could make ya pissed, Sarah."

"Lucy..."

"Well if ya don't wanna know what happens..."

"I want to know. Now tell me before I sick my rabid squirrels on you!"

"OK! Well Jet was still there and one of stupid people came up from behind and grabbed you. Some more grabbed us cause we weren't really paying that much attention. The only ones that hadn't been grabbed were Aang and Sokka. Aang was fighting Jet and- are ya sure you wanna hear this next part?"

"YES!"

"Aang was fighting Jet. And Sokka fought the dude that was trying to take you. We were all ya know just kinda 'tied up at the moment' get it? Get it? Tied up!"

"Lucy if you don't stop that I'm going to kill you, dig you up and clone you. Then I'll kill all your clones and after that I'm never talking to you again!"

"You watch Madagascar too much!"

"You like it too! I like to move it, move it! I like to move it, move it. Ya like to? MOVE IT!"

"Like I said, Sokka was fighting the dude trying to take you and he won. Cause if he didn't you wouldn't be here right now. And that's pretty obvious, so I'm gonna shut up and finish the story."

"Bright girl!" I said, nodding.

"Okay, he won and Aang won against Jet so he went with his stupid people to go live in that smelly old tree."

"Okay."

"And Aang untied us while Sokka brought you to the tent."

"And why would that make me pissed?"

"Well...you know...he carried you over to the tent."

"Remind why I'd be pissed again."

"He kinda-well- you know- it's actually more like, you would be happy, but pissed cause I'd never leave you alone."

"So what is it? Before I kill you and your clones? With my rabid squirrels?"

"Like I said, you'll be happy about it but pissed cause I'm never gonna leave you alone."

"SO TELL ME ALREADY!"

"Okay, okay."

She whispered in my ear, and I couldn't believe it.

"You are lying!" I said. "I swear if I wasn't in so much pain..."

She was laughing and I wanted to choke her.

"You are lying! That's a load of crap!"

"Nope," she said grinning.

"LUCY I'M GONNA-"

I was suddenly cut off when Katara entered the tent. I got some water.

"Water? How about some Neosporinཥ?"

"Sarah, you idiot. She can heal, remember? You never shut up about the episode 'The Deserter,' but you forget that she can heal with water? What happened to you?"

"Sorry," I said.

Katara placed her wet hand on my arm, and it was actually pretty relaxing. The water burned at first and then went ice cold. It felt as if the water took the place of all the lost blood and skin on my arm. (I know that sounds gross)

"Wow," I said lifting my arm. "This is a lot better than a whole tub of Neosporinཥ!"

"Sarah," Lucy said, shaking her head. "I wonder about you."

"Yeah."

"So are ya happy?"

"What?"

"You know..."

"Lucy.."

"Are ya?"

"Yeah," I said with a smile.

"YES!" she said punching the air. "Just think, you have made history as the first actual person to-"

"What's so special about it?"

"Because, you're real and he's a cartoon."

"Yeah, I guess," I said, grinning. "Where was it?"

"Right here!" Lucy said, poking my cheek. She was laughing.

"Hey, I'll be laughing once I see you kiss Aang!"

"Shut up!"

"Oh yeah... this is the cartoon and the cartoon makers have the whole 'Katara and Aang thing.' I know you hate it."

"Ah, shut up!" she said pushing me.

"Hey, watch it, Lucy," I said wagging a finger. "I'm recovering remember?"

"Recovering from what? She put some water on your arm and you're fine. Now let's go back out. There's a fire and Laura want's to lead 'The Campfire Song Song.'"

"Okay," I said getting up. "Have any more Oreos?"

"No, but luckily, Laura was eating marshmallows before she got here so she's got some, and there are plenty of sticks!"

"Even better!" I said laughing.

AN- okay...kidgonebananas will ya shut up? And uhhh...no one's figured out the POV thingy...gosh darn it golly gee wiz shucks! It's not that hard! COME ON! anyways...hoped ya like that chapter...until next time...oh! Some good news and bad news. T if you read the ATTENTION thingy...it says I wont be posting from 12/28- 1/1...that's the bad news and the good news? It's that I'm just kidding with ya! I'll be postin' the whole time! "Yeaaahhhh!" - fans. Actually, it's true I ain't a-postin'! "Aaawwww!" The good news really is that for your troubles I am authorized to give you all itty bitty bags of macadamia nuts! WOO-HOO! Merry X-mas...Happy Hannukah...Happy Kwanzaa...and if I forgot any other holdiay I'm sorry! I don't know all of 'em! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

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