What Are The Odds of That?

by Shekiah and Alunaer

In a fit of writer's block, Shekiah and Alunaer felt like being especially original and writing a story that wasn't a story. Fantine is the daughter of Valjean? Javert and Marius had a son? And where the crap are all these bar girls coming from?

1. Some Minor Parentage Issues

What Are the Odds of That?

A random Les Mis fic by Shekiah and Alunaer, created in a fit of writer's block.

NOTE FROM THE AUTHORESSES: This was created, as previously stated (Hey! That rhymes!) in a fit of writer's block. Underwear Shopping is on hold because of writer's block. We must kill it.

Disclaimer: We own not Les Mis, or any of the other fandoms (or phandoms) later mentioned. And we are not really prostitutes.

A warning to you all: This is possibly the strangest fic we have ever written. If you value your lunch, sanity, and opinions of the sexualities of bushes, turn away now.

Shekiah and Alunaer

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CHAPTER ONE: Some Minor Parentage Issues

Let's say Valjean is 52.

Don't ask why we're telling you this now. Just know.

Fantine is 23.

Don't ask why we're telling you this either. Just know.

Madame Thenardier is 37.

You know the drill by now.

So in theory, Jean Valjean could be the father of Fantine.

Madame Thenardier could have been raped at the age of 14.

That would have made Jean Valjean 30.

We know he was in prison at that point.

We don't care.

Madame Thenardier left Fantine on somebody's doorstep.

She doesn't know that Cosette is her granddaughter.

What are the odds of that?