What Are The Odds of That?

by Shekiah and Alunaer

In a fit of writer's block, Shekiah and Alunaer felt like being especially original and writing a story that wasn't a story. Fantine is the daughter of Valjean? Javert and Marius had a son? And where the crap are all these bar girls coming from?

2. Some Major Parentage Issues

Some Major Parentage Issues

Note from the Authoresses: We're going to update this in 2s, just because we've been so bad with our updating.

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Marius is about 28.

This is completely irrelevant information.

Javert is 52.

This is also completely irrelevant.

Gavroche is about 12.

This is actually rather relevant.

Marius is also 16 at this time.

Let's say that Marius is . . . gay.

He never liked Cosette that much when he met her.

He was just trying to in vain to woo her father.

He has a fetish for 40 year old guys.

Since Valjean didn't work out, he had to try for the only other 40 year old guy he knew of.

Javert and Marius got along very well.

Very well.

Gavroche was born soon afterwards.

We don't know how, he just was.

Javert and Marius dumped him on the Thenardiers' doorstep.

It was actually purely accidental.

But that no longer matters.

So the Thenardiers' son is actually the son of the angry police dude and the revolutionary dude.

What are the odds of that?