Teacher Rock (I'm a Genius)
Got stuck
In a rut
Fell flat on my butt
Got lost
Out of place
Fell flat on my face
I'm so embarrassed
I'll never do that again
I've never looked more stupid
At least I can't remember when
They say you're supposed to
Learn from your mistakes
If that's really true
You learn more the more you make
I'd rather not
Be taught
By experience
'Cause it's like this
Chorus:
Teacher Rock
Throw yourself at me
Drop on my head
Knock some sense into me
Teacher Fire
Tell me fire's hot
Put my hand in your flames
Burn me quite a lot
Hey, look how much I know
I'm a genius
I'm a genius
Got out
Far away
I've gone so astray
Got tired
Fell asleep
They called me a creep
I'm so humiliated
I've never felt such shame
Go ahead, say it, I'm an idiot
Go ahead and lay the blame
I've heard that you have to
Experiment to get results that work
I'd rather fail forever
Than seem and even bigger jerk
I'd rather not
Be taught
By experience
'Cause it's like this
Chorus:
Teacher Water
Teach me how to drown
How to get pneumonia
Go ahead and suck me down
Teacher Lightning
If I stand under a tree
Or touch something metal
Would you mind tickling me?
Hey, look how much I know
I'm a genius
I'm a genius
I'm so smart
Aren't you proud of me?
I've learned so much
Aren't you proud of me?
I'm a genius
A genius
Oh, I'm a genius
Look at me
Watch me shine
Thanks to life
I'm an Einstein
I'm positively brilliant
And it's all thanks to
Teacher Rock
Throw yourself at me
Drop on my head
Knock some sense into me
Teacher Fire
Tell me fire's hot
Put my hand in your flames
Burn me quite a lot
Hey, look how much I know
I'm a genius
I'm a genius
Teacher Water
Teach me how to drown
How to get pneumonia
Go ahead and suck me down
Teacher Lightning
If I stand under a tree
Or touch something metal
Would you mind tickling me?
Hey, look how much I know
I'm a genius
I'm a genius