Some Major Allergy Issues
Marius likes to wipe his nose.

This is very relevant.

Llamas are very shaggy.

This is somewhat relevant, but more obvious.

Cosette's hair looks like a Kleenex.

You should know this by now.


"Marius, why are you wiping your nose in my hair?" Cosette asked.

"Because Eponine told me to," Marius said.

"If Eponine told you to jump off a cliff, would you do it?" Cosette asked him.

"Only if she slipped on a banana peel first," Marius replied.

"SSSH! Save that for the later chapters!" Cosette whispered, looking around.

This was rather hard to do.

Because Marius was still wiping his nose on her hair.

But his nose was still running.

Cosette was not happy.

She slapped him.

And ran away.

And got her maid to wash her hair.

Although she doesn't have a maid.

But we don't care.

Andnow Marius had nothing to wipe his nose on.

He wiped his nose on a passing llama.

The llama didn't like being used as a replacement Kleenex.

It kicked him.

For some reason, with Marius it didn't hurt.

The llama ran away.

Marius still had allergies.

But he had nothing to wipe his nose on.

This was not a very major allergy issue.

What are the odds of that?