Marius has allergic reactions to banana peels.
This is irrelevant information.
Gavroche likes eat bananas and throw (on the floor) the banana peels.
This is somewhat relevant information.
This is the only mildly PG chapter of this fic.
That is irrelevant, but interesting none the less.
Cosette has a tendency to slip on banana peels.
This is incredibly relevant information.
Gavroche was eating a banana one day.
He dropped the peel on the floor.
The maid was annoyed.
So maybe he does not have a maid.
But nobody cares.
At least we don't.
Do you?
Well nobody cares about you, either.
So Cosette wanders along and slips on the banana peel.
As we all knew that she would.
It's called dramatic irony.
But once again nobody cares.
Eponine happened to be walking by.
She looked up and saw a flying Cosette.
She wondered why the flying Cosette was getting bigger.
She wondered why Cosette was flying in the first place.
Then Cosette hit.
She was followed by Marius.
Marius was followed by Javert.
Javert was followed by Jean Valjean.
Jean Valjean was followed by three Persian bar girls.
Everybody fell on accident.
But the bar girls fell on purpose.
Because they like landing on French men.
And they have impeccable aim.
Marius was on top of Cosette.
He wasn't complaining.
Javert was on top of Marius.
He wasn't complaining, either.
Valjean was on top of Javert.
He was complaining.
The Persian bar girls were on top of Valjean.
They most certainly were not complaining.
Eponine was at the bottom of the heap.
You had better believe that she was complaining.
And Gavroche stood off to the side, eating a banana.
What are the odds of that?