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Ok first the disclaimer has now become "I own nothing but the plot of this story" because this has now become a bit of a cross over so see if you can guess what the crossover is.

That's all so now on with the show

Chapter 3

The sun set over the Hokage monument when Naruto stuck out with his plan. It was simple but then most good plans are quite simple. Taking the form of Mizuke he stole into the Hokage's house.

Using the shadows and the rafters he managed to get all the way to the library without problems but then he hit the worst thing that could happen. The third Hokage was sitting in his library. If it was anyone else he could have tried to bluff that he was here on order of the Third but now that was way out.

'Only one thing I can think of,' thought Naruto 'Hey Kyubi-chan, mind closing your eyes?'

'What for?' asked Kyubi suspiciously.

'Well…It's the only thing I can think of,' Naruto blushed and hung his head as he prepared for his mental roommate's righteous indignation. He could almost hear her swelling up

'NO! No way I won't allow it!' she yelled. 'It's degrading to women and shinobi at the same time and is a horrible little thing that I can hardly believe you thought up!'

'Kyubi,' he sighed. 'It's the only way and I'm going to do it so either close your eyes or watch.'

'Fine but after this you are so going to get it!' Kyubi said closing her eyes

Naruto dropped into the library with his standard noise but slightly less in his guise of a skilled chunin. Hearing him the third shot up and looked right at him.

"Mizuke?" questioned the Third, staring dumbfounded at Naruto.

'Perfect!' thought Naruto, before screaming out; "Sexy no Jutsu!"

Instantly he was covered in a thick smoke and popped out as…a naked smiling very beautiful girl.

The third's stare became more lecherous and a small gleam dropped into his eyes until his face changed again in the same second to puzzlement as he felt a strange pressure in his head. He realized the next second as a huge amount of blood shot out of his nose so fast and pressurized that it flung him backward as he feinted.

'You can look again' thought Naruto back in his Mizuke guise.

'If I could kick you I would!' Kyubi raged somewhere in between angry with Naruto for inventing the perverted jutsu, embarrassed that the Hokage's reaction, and strangely wishing she could have that affect on Naruto. She shook those thoughts from her head and decided they had already overstayed their welcome. She told Naruto as much and he agreed.

Grabbing the scroll they came for Naruto jumped out the window and made sure to run right at the real Mizuke while alerting the Anbu guards to his presence as a thief. Dumping a decoy scroll straight into Mizukes arms he dashed around a corner and dropped the hengen just in time to watch Mizuke get the heck beaten out of him for breaking into the Hokage's house.

Smiling and laughing to him self, Naruto snuck off to the woods.

Arriving in the clearing he'd already set up, Naruto propped up the scroll and started to read.

The scroll started with some kind of warning and a sign of a red mountain. It seemed familiar to Naruto and opening it further he found six symbols; a red mountain, a blue water drop, a green leaf, a yellow sun, a black skull, and a gray spire.

'Weird,' thought Naruto, but intrigued he read on.

This scroll is only for those who have the power to tap all five colors of chakra. The first exercise in learning the techniques in this scroll is to gather and separate all five colors of chakra. Look into yourself and do not proceed further until you can separate all five different colors.

'Wow that sounds kind of hard,' thought Naruto.

'Well you'll never know till you try,' said Kyubi. 'No one knows you're here yet and it'll take a while for them to find you once they find out so just start meditating already!'

'OK!' smiled Naruto, exited to try this new thing he'd never even heard of and doubted even the bastard Sasuke knew anything about this.

Naruto concentrated on the five colors of chakra as he molded it and found that as he looked into his chakra pool he saw that it was all a swirl of colors. Predominantly red and yellow, followed by black and a little blue, hardly any green but it was still there.

Using the technique laid out in the scroll (A.N.: I'm far to lazy to write out a complex meditation technique.) he concentrated on his abundant red chakra first. There was so much that focusing on it and pulling it away from the rest was easy but time consuming. After nearly half an hour he had it all off in it's own pool.

That done he went on to his yellow. This was a harder task as he had a lot of it but it was more entwined then the red had been. It seemed to be like a strand in a rope where as his red had been like a rope on a pile of ropes. He looked at the other colors and found them the same as his yellow chakra. This confused him. Why would his red be so less entwined with his other colors of chakra? But in the end it made his job easier.

After unwinding his yellow chakra his black, blue and green chakra unwound almost on their own. Now with his five separate pools of chakra, he wen't back to the scroll to look up what new jutsu's he could learn.

The scroll was divided up into each color so he decided to start with his strength and moved to the red section.

The first jutsu he saw was called "Rock speaker no Jutsu". The discriptiong said it was to produce extra red chakra. Thinking of his abundance he learned it quickly so he could move on.

He was glad he had because almost all the other techniques would require a lot of red chakra, and all recommended to start with the mindset of "Rock speaker".

Realizeing that he would have to build he started at the more basic and slowly moved his way along. By the time the sun came up he had learned and stored away almost all the red and move on to the yellow, which the scroll insisted was called white.

He would be unable to learn it though as at that moment he began to feel a slight commotion. Using his "Rock speaker no Jutsu" to tap into the red chakra of the rocks and soil in the ground beneath him he felt six feet hit the earth then rebound. He felt no more and realized that they must be up in the trees. Choosing discretion as the better part of valor, Naruto used a summoning jutsu laid out in the scroll to summon a mid sized "Frostling" which not only froze the area around it but would provide a distraction for him to escape back to the Hokage's house.

If he was lucky the old geezer would help him learn the rest of the scroll but at the very least for all his hard work to learn the techniques properly, he would lessen the punishment for stealing it.

Course of action decided, he dogged around the probable locations and sprang back into the village. He hopped the wall and was instantly astounded by the height of his leap. Naruto had always prided himself on his physical skills as they were his best attribute, but now he was just shocked.

He wasn't the only one surprised by the sudden four story leap.

'How the hell did you do that?' screamed Kyubi.

'I have no clue, but I intend to make use of it!' replied Naruto as he launched himself at the Hokage's house marveling at his own speed.

A.N.

Ok so there's another chapter and hey hurrah to anyone who found out the cross over and to any one who actually has a life and didn't get the uber specific thing that hinted to it well I'll tell you next chapter so don't fret

Again I must thank you all for any and all feedback as it helps my poor over worked brain immensely.

The "Rock speaker no Jutsu" pours the users red chakra into the surrounding rocks and if possible nearby fire. The point is two fold. One, it allows the user to feel and sense his surroundings by what affects the rock or fire. Example, one could sense an enemy behind them undetectable to ordinary senses by feeling the foot steps on the rocks. The other and more important use is that all things have their own naturally occurring chakra, and this chakra can be added to the users as they draw it back to them selves giving them a temporary surplus of red chakra for use in more complex or taxing red jutsu's.