Yahhhhhhhh! I can't believe I have chapter three up. Wow! I have this other story and I know I should not be writing another story when I am not even done with this one but……Anyways I hope you like this chapter. I know by now some of you will be thinking why in the world is this humor and not drama but the humor comes up in this chapter, I promise. And will you guys start reviewing! I am competing against a friend! And thanks to my second reviewer Loca4Anime. Here it is below:

nice keep up the good work!

plz post the next chappi asap!

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K on with the story!

Chapter Three: The Best Parts

"Hermione."

"Sniff."

"Hemioooonnee."

"Sniff."

"HERMIONE!"

Hermione looked up at her friend in the mist of her tears.

"Hermione, so what if you like Draco?"

Hermione stared at her. Great! She thought, all this drama for nothing……shit. Good work Miss Bitch (A/N that is my nickname at school lol) Drama for nothing…..SHIT!

"I mean he is fine," Ginny continued, "sexy, gorgeous wavy blond hair, grey blue eyes, and a really tight butt. I tell you if I wasn't married to Harry I would go after him. Get him while he is still in the market."

Hermione knew Ginny was kidding, but pointing out his good points (or parts) really made a made her feel better. But dang it all! It was all true! He is sexy; he does have a tight butt. But Ginny's married! What does she know! Well, Hermione thought, I guess you could be married and be pregnant with your husband's baby and still look at other boys-no Draco was a MAN!

"Yes Ginny," Hermione said, "you're right. He is kind of hot…..I guess I could try-,"

"KINDA? TRY?" Ginny interrupted. "Go out! Have fun!"

"Fun?"

"……. K wrong word to use."

"But, but I am a MUDBLOOD for gods sake! He won't love a mudblood!"

"True, but maybe he changed you never know"

"………."

Draco knew he was obsessed with Hermione. Every thought was about her. Her long, dark, silky brown hair with high-lights, caramel chocolate eyes, and OMG, her breast (and butt) had gotten so much bigger! And she was smart (well duh!) He needed see her again-fast. Potter and Weasly couldn't stop him. No, this was love. Also, he needed to see her body again. Damn she's fine! Draco thought.

K end of third chapter please review and tell me what you think! Thanks.