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"Well anyways, I need you and Jubilee's help with this party thing we're doing at Sam's bro's house," Ray explained to Tabitha.

"What do you need?"

"Help with invites, keeping the teachers and people we don't want out of it, that sort of thing."

"Okay, who else is in on this?"

"Pretty much all the guys," Ray answered.

"Well, we can handle the teachers, but for everyone else you're going to have to set up security or something, 'cause words gonna spread fast." Tabitha expertly answered, like she did this kind of thing all the time.

"Yeah, I know. That's why we're planning on keeping the invites limited."

"'Kay see you!" Tabitha dashed off.

"Ok then," Ray dashed off in the opposite direction.


"Hi, it's Sam…yeah. Well we were just wondering if you could come to this party we're having on Monday…Yeah it's going to last the whole week...in tents…uh huh…sure thanks." Sam hung up the phone with a satisfied grin on his face. He, Bobby, and Ray were busy inviting people to the party as soon as Sam got permission and the keys to the house from his brother.

"Who was that?" Bobby asked.

"Taryn, she and Amanda are coming, but they would only come if Cabbage Patch could come."

"That's ok," Bobby said, "Maybe Taryn will go with me?" he wondered aloud.

"Doubt it," Sam said, "You'd have more of a chance with Cabbage."

"Hey, I just got off the phone with Toad, and the Brotherhood is going," Ray said, flopping facedown on the couch.

"The Brotherhood? Why the hell did you invite them?" Roberto asked who still hadn't moved from his couch.

"Because they'll bring alcohol and pot of course," Ray answered looking up.

"What's your problem? What happens if the fucking cops show up? Huh?" Roberto yelled, sitting up.

Ray shrugged, "Chill man."

"Keep it down guys. We don't want Beast on our case," Bobby frowned looking up from the picture he was doodling of Jubilee making out with him, "Oh yes…" he moaned making everyone in the room stare at him.

"Gross!" Multiple screamed, popping out from his hiding place behind Roberto's couch, "I'm telling on you guys!"

"You better not you fucking little bastard!" Ray yelled jumping up.

"Why not?" Multiple whimpered, backing into a corner as Ray advanced on him.

"Cuz we'll kill you," Roberto calmly stated, joining Ray in backing Multiple into the corner.

"I'm too young to die!" Jamie yelled at the two older mutants who were each at least a foot taller than him. He curled up into a ball on the ground and covered his head with his hands.

"No you're not, get up," Roberto answered kicking Multiple.

"Ouchies! You hurt me you jerkbaby!"

"Don't call me jerkbaby, faggot!" Roberto pulled Multiple off the floor by the collar, "Now get out of here! And you better not tell or I'll personally smash your fucking face into the fucking ground!'

"Waaaaa!" Multiple cried racing out of the room, "You're MEAN!"

"Right on Roberto!" Ray said admiring Roberto's talent of mercilessly reducing people to tears, and making a mental note to never get on his bad side.

"Now let's finish these invites!" Bobby said, finishing a second drawing of two girls making out.

"Drawing two fucking dikes making out isn't hot," Roberto pointed out.

"…Yes it is!" Bobby whispered holding his drawing close to him.

"Ughhh, you're a fag!" Roberto rolled his eyes, sick of dealing with all the morons around him.

"Everyone's a fag to you!" Bobby yelled, tears coming to his eyes.

"Guys! GUYS! Let's just focus on the party, ok?" Sam asked, trying to fix everything as usual.

"Whatever," Roberto grumbled.

"Why is Roberto even here? He hates all of us!" Bobby said, crossing his arms and pouting.

"Do not! Just you!" Roberto snapped sticking his tongue out at Bobby.

"Humph!" Bobby snorted, sticking his tongue out at Roberto, "Jamie was right, you are a jerkbaby!"

"GRRR! I'm NOT A FUCKING JERKBABY!"

"Roberto! What is the meaning of this!" Storm asked from the top of the stairs, she was coming to investigate where all the noise was coming from, "Get up here right now! You're going to have a talk with the professor!"

"Ha ha!" Bobby laughed evilly under his breath, as Roberto glared back at him.

"What are you boys planning?" Storm asked as soon as he got to the top of the stairs.

"Uh…what do you mean?" Roberto said not sure of how to answer in case it would get him into more trouble.

"Are you planning some sort of get together?"

"Yeah…sure…"

"Is Evan invited?"

"Uh…"

"It would mean the world to him if he could come. He doesn't have many friends…" Storm sighed.

"No duh…"

"Excuse me?"

"He can come."

"Oh good. I'll tell him. You can go back to planning."

"Oh, uh thanks," Roberto dashed off, surprised at what good luck he had.

At the Brotherhood house

"Are you seriously thinking about going to this party?" Lance asked his new girlfriend Roxy who was currently residing with the Brotherhood.

"Well, yeah, it sounds totally rad."

"We're going too, yo," Toad said popping his head out of the doorway.

"What!" Lance said, not wanting anything to do with the X-Men, "How come?"

"Ray called earlier, and I said yes. We just have to bring alcohol and pot," Toad replied, "That's all."

"Kitty's going!" Pietro said coming out of nowhere.

"Who?" Roxy asked in true dumb blond fashion.

"I'm over that stuck-up bitch!" the last thing Lance wanted to do right now was explain who Kitty was to Roxy

"I think you're attracted to stuck-up bitches, cuz you're dating one now," Pietro snickered.

"What the fuck man! She's right there! Just cuz she's rich beautiful, and weirdly perfect and she knows it doesn't mean she's stuck-up!" Lance replied, defending his girl.

"Yes it does," Pietro answered, crossing his arms.

"No it doesn't! Ooops!" Roxy started to say something when she accidentally let out a giant fart.

"Jesus Christ! That's worse than some of Blob's! She smells like elephant shit!" Pietro yelled out, retreating out of the room.

"Ughh! He's right man, I guess she isn't perfect, yo! She stinks worse than me," Toad added, also leaving the room.

"I still love you," Lance yelled to Roxy from the other room, wearing a gas mask. Roxy just stood there blushing.