1CHAPTER 4
Counis is speeding along the empty barren wasteland of "Tatooein" when he hears a cry for help! He stops the speeder, jumps out, and starts running towards the pained voice. He approaches a bloody figure with no limbs.
"OMFG ITS DAMIOUS MILES MY FUCKING APPRENTICE HOLY SHIT YOU'RE MY APPRENTICE I THOUGHT U WHERE FUCKED OVER!" Shouted Counis Conder while doing so attracted 18 large kodak bears.
The bears pulled out assorted weaponry. 3 of the bear pulled out switchblades, and another two pulled out UZI's and the rest of the bear ripped their testicles off and tied them together with a string. Counis stared at the bears private part which was missing to large hairy testicles it was extremely bloody blood was dripping down from the penis as if it was having its period. Counis had read some where that periods attract bears it meant they would have reinforcements. Suddenly, a pair of bears started swing with testicular nun-chucks above their heads and yelping disturbing words. For some unknown reason, a bunch of tusken raiders came around the bears.
"This must be some sort of herding technique practiced by bears!" though Counis. He was thinking about making him self and egg salad sandwich it was really bugging him and getting into his mind. Counis quickly forgot about the egg salad sandwich when the bear accidently shoved one or the testicles into another bears eye causing the bear to fall over. Which knocked over another bear and some how knocked all the other bears over like dominos. Counis was surprised amused and mind baffled at the blunder and relatedness of what just happened. He looked around the desert in aw and then just slowly walked back to his speeder. In his head he was playing the matrix theme song. So for him it would seem like he actually achieved something in the strange and perverted in counter with the kodak bears.