Habitat

By Sekhmet42

A soft breeze rustled the leaves of the tree. The entire hillside was stained by the color of sunset. Eyes gently shut, Lu Xun listened to the sweet sound of the leaves and felt the wind's caress on his face.

"Hmm . . ." he sighed, "Smells warm d'nigh . . ."

"Yer drunk," Ling Tong said seriously, and then laughed.

"Sso're yoo," Lu Xun responded, sloshing his cup for emphasis.

Ling Tong took a moment to think about this. He scrunched up his face in concentration and ignored Lu Xun's resulting giggles. After several long moments of deep thought, Ling Tong said, "Yess I em."

There was a long pause during which the two continued sitting on their grassy hill staring at the darkening sky and drinking wine. All was quiet and peaceful with a slight undertone of philosophy.

Then Ling Tong started hiccupping.

"Hic," said Ling Tong, "Xu Lun, -hic- I l-hic- Oh c'mon! Stop -hic- hiccupping 'lready -hic- !"

Lu Xun laughed. Hard.

"Shuddap -hic-," Ling Tong commanded as he fell into Lu Xun's lap.

Lu Xun leaned forward to look at the drunken, hiccupping man in his lap. However, his head seemed to have gained about twenty pounds because, as soon as it began the lean, it promptly collided with Ling Tong's.

"MmmIfell," Lu Xun said into Ling Tong's forehead.

"Lushun?" Ling Tong mumbled.

"N'yeah?"

"Love you, man," Ling Tong stated, drunkenly. "Like, -hic- whoa, really. Love love . . . love. -hic- "

"Hey, me too," the two started laughing, "Since . . . f'rev'r . . ."

"Wowmm," Ling Tong murmured as Lu Xun leaned in for a sloppy kiss. Lu Xun noticed he tasted like wine.

Then began a half-minute-long race to see who could more articles of clothing off the other. Ling Tong was winning.

As he began fumbling with the buttons on Lu Xun's pants, Lu Xun whined in protest. "Nnnnn . . . W-wait a m'nnit."

Ling Tong paused and looked up.

"There's s'mething I . . . shou'd tell yoo . . . but I cn't 'member wut it is . . ."

Ling Tong went back to his task, now battling a wiggling Lu Xun.

"W-w-wait. Wait. Don' do tha' . . . Mmm . . . n-no, Tongg . . ."

Ling Tong grew impatient.

There was a ripping noise.

Followed by the sudden sucking in of air and a strangled yelp.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!"

Ling Tong was confused.

"AND WHERE'S YOUR--"

"Uhm, well, about that . . . You see . . . I'm, uhm, how do I put this?"

"A WOMAN!"

"Well, uhm, yes," said Lu Xun, blushing.

"B-b-but . . ." Ling Tong artfully stammered.

"Yes, I know."

There was a short pause while Lu Xun and Ling Tong rearranged themselves to sit cross-legged facing each other and Ling Tong appeared to think.

At length, he came to his decision. "Well. This explains a lot," he said and gave a Lu Xun a passionate kiss.

They then proceeded to act very much like bunnies in heat.