Ok um yeah...I really have no ideas for that harry potter fma thing XD. So I'll continue it later..In the meantime...
Gei-whaaat?
Hughes strolled into Colonel Roy Mustang's office with... a gecko of all things on his head! The gecko was bright green and was smiling brightly. You know..If you pieced it together, they were much alike..Hughes and the gecko. The smiling maniacs they were.
"Look what I got, guys!" Hughes happily said out loud, walking up to Roy's desk.
"What the hell is on your head, Hughes?" Roy raised an eyebrow and wondered what the strange thing on his head could be. It wasn't anything he'd seen in his lifetime before. And hell, he'd seen a lot of things.
"It's a gecko! Isn't it great?"
"Oh, bundles of fun fun fun..." Roy rolled his eyes and went back to doodling on his paperwork. He didn't know what he was drawing. But from a distance it looked like a giant monster eating Maes Hughes...which actually seemed to be the point.
"You see, it's from that Geico commercial!" Hughes pointed out and held the Gecko out onto his palm. "It's so adorable!"
"Geico...commercial...?" Roy could officially dub Hughes as mentally insane because he was pretty sure there was no such thing called a Geico..and what the hell was a commercial?
"You know! The car insurance company!" Hughes tried to get it into Roy's head.
"What's a car...?"
Hughes gasped out loud and the gecko covered its mouth in shock. "You don't know what a car is?" Hughes yelled out loud and the gecko pointed its 'finger' at Roy accusingly.
"What? I don't! So what!" Roy could tell this was going to lead to torture of some sort by Hughes. He didn't like the sound of it. He didn't like the sound of the word car.
"Chief..It's the thing you ride in on every single day..." Havoc said from the other side of the room. "You know..that four-wheeled thing..." Havoc ruffled his hair a bit. "Yeah..I remember you calling it a 'monster from hell' the first time you saw one..."
Roy remembered now. 'Monster from hell' had stirred up his memory, but he didn't want people to know he didn't know what a car was. Even..even though he didn't.
"What are you talking about, Havoc?" Roy didn't want to continue on the subject.
"Colonel Roy Mustang...Egotistical bastard who keeps acting like he has no clue what's going on around him, just to keep his reputation up." Havoc muttered under his breath and shook his head as he listened in amusement to Maes and Roy.
"Well you see, this little fella' is a gecko! The very one from the Geico commercials!" Hughes exclaimed proudly.
"And a commercial is..what exactly?" Now Roy really had no clue on anything Hughes was saying. This was just plain gibberish to Roy.
Hughes impatiently rolled his eyes and tried to explain him the concept of a commercial.
"It's an ad! You do know what an ad is, right?" Roy nodded his head. He at least knew that. "Well a commercial is an ad on television! Oh the wonderful joy of television!"
"The wonderful joy of what?" Roy tried to think up what on earth a television was. He vaguely thought up of some sort of machine which was a giant telephone...And could see..with a billion eyes. He just prayed that a television wasn't that.
"Roy! You're so behind in reality!" Hughes yelled and the small gecko hissed in anger. Roy slightly backed away from the two.
"Uhm...yeah, ok, sure..." Roy blinked and really just wanted out of here.
Havoc watched slightly amused. To tell you the truth, Havoc could also dub Hughes insane. Because there really was no such thing as a television in Amestris.
"Uhm...Hughes.." Havoc began to speak, but never really got his chance to talk because...
"Wanna pet it!" Hughes yelled ecstatically. He held the gecko right in front of Roy's face and nearly made Roy jump back in shock.
"NO!" Roy yelled out, trying to push the gecko out of his way. "Get it away from me!"
"Awww, is the mighty Flame Alchemist afraid of Gelacia?" Hughes had a smirk that had blackmail written all over it.
"Ge...lacia...?" Roy's mouth twitched as he tried to figure out what in the name of God a Gelacia was. "What the hell is a Gelacia..?"
"I'm glad you asked! You see, when I got this little guy I needed to find a name! So why not combine the names of my daughter and my wife? Thus I got Gelacia!"
"You total moron...Have you realized that the gecko's a boy?" Roy pointed out, and picked up the gecko. He flipped it upside-down. "See?"
Hughes slapped Roy in the face. "You're not supposed to stare in places like that, Roy!"
"Well what do you want me to do? It's not as if it's trying to cover anything up by wearing clothes!" Roy complained. He wasn't a pervert. He just wanted to point a very obvious fact to Hughes.
"But that's still sick, Colonel..." Havoc bit his lip and smirked at the though of Roy doing things like that.
"Shut up, Havoc..." Roy unconsciously slammed his fists on his desk. "I have work to do, get out Hughes..." Roy spoke with his teeth clenched and anyone in their right mind would've left right then and there. But..you know Hughes is never in his right mind.
"Ah, yeah right Roy!" Hughes said playfully, and took the Gelacia back into his hands. "We all know you're the lazy Colonel who refuses to do his work! What makes you think we'll believe that you'll do it now!"
"..."
"It's just like the boy who cried wolf, Roy!"
"Please don't compare me to that crazy child.."
"But it's just like that!"
"Hughes..."
"And you know it to be true!"
"Hughes..."
"So you can just admit it!
"HUGHES!"
"Whaa? You don't have to yell, Roy...Geez..I'm right in front of you!"
"..." Roy didn't want to even make a comment. "I'm actually going to take this seriously, now..So you can go now.."
"Wahahahahaha! Nice try, Roy!"
"Hughes..." Roy's voice was deep and filled with death, kill, and hate.
"Aahh...We'll leave you along...Come on Gelacia!" Hughes carried his gecko and walked out of Roy's office. Roy, relieved, sat back down on his chair and continued to doodle on his papers. Who the hell cared if he finished his work or not?
Ahh...okay..so yeah..like i said up above..I'll finish that HPFMA thing later XD cuz im a lazy idiot