Next time we walk

Disclaimer: What do you mean you can't find the fellowship? closes closet door guiltilyI have no idea what you are talking about officer, I certainly have not taken the fellowship anywhere! shifty eyes All ideas are mine! Enjoy!

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The fellowship boarded the train, Aragorn rushing on so fast that Legolas couldn't see the expression on his face.

"Weird." Muttered the Elf, his brow furrowing. "He must have really have hated it here." He boarded the train after the two hobbits, who were looking sad. They didn't want to leave the huge tables with the magically appearing food.

The fellowship procceeded to wave good-bye to Remus and Sirius. Since Legolas didn't have his contacts in, Sirius and Remus looked blurry. As the train began to pull away, one of the figures began to chase the train.

"Aww...Sirius doesn't want us to go." Pippin said sadly, watching the human chase the train. He, unlike Legolas, had 20/20 hobbit vision.

"We should have stayed." Merry pouted after the train sped up and Sirius was put out of view.

Legolas sighed before turning to Aragorn. "So now what?"

Sirius shrugged. "How am I supposed to know? I'm new to all of this!"

Legolas stared, then exploded. "WHO THE HECK ARE YOU? WHERE'S ARAGORN? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?"

Sirius appeared unaffected by this explosion. "Don't worry. I'll go back to Hogwarts and we'll get him."

Sirius strode up to the front of the train, then knocked out the driver. He proceeded to take over the controls and put the train in reverse.

"We'll be back in no time." He said to Legolas, who sat down huffily in one of the plastic chairs and folded his arms, looking cross.

"How do you know how to drive one of these things anyway?" Merry asked curiously, watching Sirius manuever the complicated looking controls.

"I just do." Sirius said loudly, looking over at Legolas. "Just between you and me." He whispered to Merry. "I don't. I'm improvising."

Merry returned to his seat next to Pippin with a smug expression on his face. Pippin looked extremely curious.

"What happened?" Pippin asked, his face bright with curiousity.

"I can't tell you." Merry replied, looking superior.

Pippin sank down in his seat, looking as grumpy as Legolas.

Suddenly, a train appeared behind them, quickly gaining on them.

"What gives?" Sirius muttered, peering through the rear view mirror.

All of a sudden, high pitched maniac laughter was heard. Merry and Pippin clultched their ears in horror. Sirius turned a deathly shade of white.

"Oh no!" Siruis yelled over the laughter. "It's Mr. Potter! James's physco dad!"

Legolas jumped to his feet and was about to pull out his knives when he was thrown to the floor by the sudden acceleration of the train as Sirius gunned the engine. The train sped up and flew past the Hogwarts platform. Finally Mr. Potter's train is left behind them.

Legolas pulled himself off of the floor shakily. "So, who was that again?"

"That was Mr. Potter." Sirius explained, smoothly manuevering the controls. "He's James's physco dad. He tries to kill me on occasion."

Legolas nodded, then sat down. "Aragorn has a physco dad too."

"Really?" Asked Sirius, looking interested.

"His name is Lord Elrond. He can become very hostile, depending on what you do to him." Legolas shrugged. "He tried to kill me once."

All of a sudden, the train emerged into searing bright sunshine. Out of the window, an ocean and docks are visible. Sirius slowed the train and brought it to a stop at another platform.

"Where are we?" Merry asked, stepping out of the train first and into the bright sunshine.

Legolas, Sirius, and Pippin all get off and look around. Legolas wanders away from the rest of the group and is peering into the distance when all of a sudden, a figure pops up right next to him.

"Welcome to the caribbean love." The figure slurred, stuffing a bottle of rum into his hands.

Legolas dropped the bottle, where it shattered with a sound that brought Sirius, Merry, and Pippin running. Legolas closed his eyes and took a deep breath, before exploding yet again. "WHAT? WHY IS EVERYONE ASSUMING I'M A GIRL? DO I LOOK FEMININE?"

"Are we supposed to answer that question?" Pippin whispered to Merry, who shrugged.

Legolas's screaming also attracted another person, who promptly ran up and seized the drunk's arm.

"Jack! There you are!" The figure turned back to Legolas. "I'm sorry, he's usually not like this." The second figure stopped and stared at Legolas. "You look familiar. Have we met?"

Legolas shook his head. "I don't think so. Who are you?"

"Will Turner." Will stuck out his hand and Legolas shook it. "This is Jack Sparrow." Will added, introducing his drunken comrade.

"Captain." Jack muttered thickly. "Captain Jack Sparrow."

"I'm Legolas, son of Thrainduil, prince of Mirkwood." Legolas introduced himself, while thinking that he should advocate his title or kill his father, just to shorten his name.

"I'm Meriodic Brandybuck, but I like to be called Merry." Merry said, striking a dramatic pose.

Hey, someone had to fill in for Aragorn, right?

"I'm Peregin Took, but everyone uusally calls me Pippin." Pippin announced while taking a few steps away from Merry.

"And I'm Sirius Black." Sirius simply stated.

Will nodded, smiling. "You guys from around here?" He asked curiously.

"No. Merry, Pippin, and I are from Middle-Earth." Legolas cringed inwardly. He really didn't want to associate himself with the hobbits.

"I'm from Hogwarts in England." Sirius explained. He was going to go on, but Jack interupted.

"I like England." He slurred, his vision blurry. "Nice place. Pretty women."

Will rolled his eyes before turning back to the rest of the fellowship. "You're in Port Royal now."

"They have excellent wine." Jack muttered, before miraculuously snapping back to his sober state of mind. "Well, now that we all know each other, let's go and have a drink!"

"No Jack." Will protested, gripping his arm as the pirate tried to walk off.

Jack looked confused. "Why ever not William?"

Will resisted rolling his eyes again. "You were just drunk Jack!"

Jack shrugged, then smilied. "Just living life to the fullest mate. Can't see the harm in that."

Legolas shifted from one foot to the other. "I..well...it's nice to meet you, but we have to be going."

"Can we come with you?" Will asked, looking over his shoulder nervously. "It's just that we have a bunch of skeleton pirates chasing after us..."

"Sure!" Merry answered before Legolas could poliltely refuse. Legolas groaned inwardly. Now he had more stress to deal with.

Everyone boarded the train and Sirius started the journey back to Hogwarts.

Unfortunately for Legolas, there was more stress to come.

Sorry Legolas.

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