In a
little room in the Allfea College, five fairy girls and a bunny
danced to some Spice Girls music. "OMG! Lyk, look at this
sparkly makeup I got!" said Flora, an ugly brunette fairy.
"Well look at my lyk, so pretty dress," remarked
Stella, a hideous blonde-haired fairy.
"N00b speak is lyk,
so much fun!" noobed Techna, a repulsive, noobish, pink-haired
fairy.
"TeLL Me abOut It!" commented Musa, a disgusting
fairy with black hair.
"I luv BeiNg A n00b!" shrieked a
red haired fairy named Bloom, who was equally nasty ugly looking. She
was the leader of the group.
"I heard that there's a new
perfume out called GrimEness! I sooo want it!" squealed Stella.
"I want it more than you!" sneered Flora stupidly.
"Shush, you guys (literally) I hear something!"
interrupted Bloom, looking out the window. She scanned the outside
from where she was for anything unusual, but she couldn't find a
thing.
"It must have been a squirell or something like
that," remarked Techna. All of a sudden, there was a knock on
the door. Musa opened the door and saw it was the elderly Headmaster
(aka principal). "You guys have to get out of here! There are
enemies of great power attacking in the college!" Headmaster
alerted.
"What type of enemies?" questioned Stella.
"Ones too powerful for me to handle! They must be seeking
the Dragon Fire! Go now!"
"I bet you anything it's
Darcy, Stormy, and Icy. They don't know when to stop," said
Techna.
"Go…. Now," said Headmaster raspily, and then
she fell over. All five girls could see several shuriken and kunai
sticking out of her bloody back. "Headmaster!" they all
squealed, rushing to her side. Musa felt the lady's pulse. It was
gone.
"I'm sorry to say this….but she's dead,"
announced Musa.
"Darcy, Stormy, and Icy are going to pay!"
stormed Bloom.
"I don't think it was them, they don't fight
with such weapons," stated Flora, looking at the shuriken and
kunai in the Headmaster's back.
"Then who was it?"
gasped Stella.
"Maybe it was the Dark King of BlehBleh!"
remarked Bloom.
"Squeak squeak," said the dumb bunny
Kiko.
"Well, let's get going! I don't want to die!"
said Techna.
"No! We must stay here and fight them! We must
avenge the death of Headmaster!" remarked Bloom.
"Yeah,
Bloom's right! We must get revenge!" agreed Musa.
"I
agree with Bloom," added Stella.
"Me too," said
Flora.
"Ok, I guess we'll stay and fight then!" stated
Techna, "But first, we got to find the enemy. Let's split up and
look. I'll take cafeteria, Bloom, you take the right wing, Stella
will take the left wing, Musa, take the courtyard, and Flora, you
shall look in the towers."
"Ok!" they chimed, and
went off to their designated parts of the school.
"Man,
it's so creepy being in the towers late at night," Flora
murmured as she climbed up the stairs, "I hope there isn't
anything up here with me." Something landed with a thunk next to
her left foot. She looked at what landed at her foot, and saw that it
was a huge needle.
"Transform into fairy mode!" shouted
Flora, and turned into a fairy with skimpy, glittery clothes. WHOOSH!
A needle pinned Flora's right hand to the wall. OWWWWWWWWW! A
second needle pinned her other hand to the wall. "HELP ME!"
she screamed. Then, a rain of needles came rushing at her from
nowhere. Soon enough, Flora the fairy was turned into Flora the human
(ahem, fairy) pincushion. "That was for Zabuza-san," said a
boy wearing a red and white mask. He then disappeared as soon as
Stella came running by.
"AUGHHHHHHHHHHH! FLORA'S DEAD!"
screamed Stella, staring at Flora's bleeding, needle-filled corpse.
She then passed out.
Meanwhile, in the cafeteria of
Allfea College, Techna was searching around, her flashlight shining.
"I wonder where the enemy could be…," she muttered. There
was a low growling noise from behind her. She pivotd on her foot, but
saw nothing.
"I have got to be prepared for an attack,"
she whispered to herself. And then, like a piece of blackmail in the
mail, Techna was knocked to the ground. A purple humanoid stood over
her. It was an Evangelion. It's yellow eyes glowed with malice and
destruction. "No! Stay away from me!" yelled Techna, but it
was already too late.The Evangelion had bent down and wrapped it's
hands around her throat. "Help me…..," she gasped. There
was a snapping noise, and Techna's head popped right off her
shoulders! The Evangelion got up, wiped off the fairy blood on it's
hands with a handy wipe, and kicked Techna's head away. Then it
walked out of the cafeteria satisfied that there was one less fairy
in the world of Winx.
Bloom was sauntering around in
the halls when she saw a round object on the ground. She shone her
flashlight on it, and to her horror, saw it was Techna's decapitated
head! "AUGGGHHHHHHHHHH!" she screamed, "NOOOOOOO
TECHNA!"
Musa came rushing out of the courtyard to see
what the ruckus was. "What is it Bloom?" she interrogated.
"It's Techna….she's dead…and her head is…."
Musa
saw the head and screamed like a schoolgirl.
"She was such a
nice friend….," sobbed Bloom.
"And she always let us
wear her makeup….," cried Musa.
"We now must find the
monster that killed our friend!" they cried in unison, and so,
they set off to seek and destroy whatever it was that killed Techna.
Everything was blurry when Stella woke up from her
unconsiusness. "Where am I?" she asked herself wearily. She
looked in front of her, and saw the mutilated corpse of Flora.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo (think Darth Vader)!"
she screamed, "Why Flora? Why did Flora have to die? I must now
find the beast that killed Flora. I must avenge her!" she said,
and trotted away.
Kiko, the bunny was hopping merrily
about. He was unaware of the shadow that loomed nearby. Out of the
darkness came a ninja from the Valley of the Mist; it was Zabuza.
"DIE!" shouted Zabuza, bringing his giant sword down
on Kiko, cleaving the bunny in half. It's guts spilled out all over
the room.
"That was fun," chuckled Zabuza, and walked
out of the room, set out on killing the rest of the fairies.
"It's
so scary here late at night," complained Musa.
"It is,"
replied Bloom.
"Hey! Flora's dead!" shouted Stella
mournfully, appearing from behind a corner.
"She's dead
too?" gasped Bloom.
"Yes. What used to be Flora
doesn't even look like Flora. She full of needles," explained
Stella.
"Well, we have bad news too. Techna is dead as
well."
"You mean she's dead as well?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
cried Stella, "Who is it who is doing this?"
"We
don't know. It's probably some big nasty monster," Musa stated,
'It's probably really powerful, so we have to stick together."
"Yes, it was wrong to split up. We have to stick together!"
said Bloom.
There was a sinister laugh. "Show yourself, you
big monster!" demanded Stella. Zabuza appeared from behind a
pillar.
"Who are you and just what do you think you are
doing here?" interrogated Bloom.
"I am Zabuza from the
hidden Valley of the Mist. I am an assasin, and I am here to kill
you."
"So you were the one who killed Techna and
Flora!" gasped Musa.
"Wrong. I killed your pet rabbit.
It was Haku who killed Flora."
"Then who killed
Techna?" questioned Bloom.
"You will find out when you
die!" said Zabuza, lunging forward towards Stella. With a few
swipes of his sword, he turned Stella, a fairy, into Stella, a pile
of sliced flesh.
"STELLA!" screamed Musa and Bloom.
Zabuza laughed and then he chopped Musa and Bloom to bits.
Afterwards, Zabuza and Haku had Starbucks to celebrate the death of
the Winx girls. The End
