Hehe...I was bored..and you know whaaat?

Boredom

Colonel Roy Mustang's office was empty at 1500 hours on a Tuesday. Well, almost empty. Roy was in there and so was Maes Hughes. But Hughes doesn't count because he was being as annoying as any man could get.

"Soooo..." Maes yawned as he stretched his arms from the chair he was sitting on.

"Sooo..." Roy scratched his eyebrow and put down his pen on his desk. "I'm bored.."

"Seriously, Roy..If I had grown an armpit hair every time you said 'I'm bored', I'd be able to make a rope!" Hughes said as he glared angrily at Roy.

"Eww..." Roy looked at his friend disgusted. Sometimes he wondered where he pulled these kinda of things from. Does he have a hat with all his subordinates names on them? And every day he picks out a name and that's the person he bothers for the day?

"I'm only stating the truth, Roy!"

"I don't want to know these things!"

"But I'm your best friend! You have to!"

"..." Roy picked up his pen in silence and began to sign papers absentmindedly. He didn't car what they said. If they needed signatures, he'd sign them..That was that.

"Roy..you do know what you just signed right? That's a paper deciding if you're going to let your subordinates go to Lior and stop the uprising..." Hughes said with a serious face.

"WHAT!" Roy screamed. He accidentally kicked his desk in shock and sent signed papers flying. He jumped up and tried to search for the signed papers. "Where'd they go?"

Hughes watched in amusement. He didn't want to tell Roy just yet that he'd been kidding. He grinned evilly and slowly took out his camera. 'Just a few shots won't matter. Roy probably won't even notice...' Hughes thought to himself and took a few snapshots of Roy in panic.

"I can't find it!" Roy screamed and tripped over his own feet in the confusion. Papers flew on top of Roy and he lay on the ground face flat. He suddenly realized something.

"Maes.."

"Yes, Roy?"

"Can I kill you? Please?"

"No..."

Hughes raised an eyebrow and slowly lifted himself off the chair, hoping Roy wouldn't notice. But Roy jumped up and threw himself forward to catch Maes and grasped him by the neck. "THAT WASN'T FUNNY!" He screamed.

They both fell backwards and Roy fell over and lay on top of Hughes.

The door opened.

"Colonel..." Edward Elric stood in the doorway. "May I ask exactly what-"

"Shut up, Fullmetal.." Roy stood up and brushed off his uniform. Maes just lay where he was, still trying to figure out what had happened.

"Hehe.." Edward snickered and ran out of the doorway. Roy knew where this was leading.

"GET BACK HERE, ELRIC!" Roy demanded and chased after Edward, but almost tripped but got himself back up and ran after him.

"Never, Colonel Mustang!" Edward yelled and kept himself going forward. Roy chased after him and knew he ought to be able to catch up with the kid. He was older, faster, and...had his flame.

"Fine then!" Roy stopped himself and snapped his fingers quickly enough to stop Edward. He didn't want to burn him..but just stop him, so he burned his shoes so that they would stick to the ground.

"No, Colonel, don't molest me! Please!" Edward yelled in sarcasm from where he was. But only one skilled in sarcasm would be able to tell the sarcasm coming from Edward's mouth. The colonel stood where he was in disgust and shook his head, then ran toward where Edward was standing.

"HELP ME!" Ed yelled out. "Don't let him hurt me, please! I'm too young for this!"

"Shut up, Fullmetal!" Roy yelled out and finally reached Ed. He easily picked him up and started carrying Ed toward his office. Roy just hoped no one had heard Edward's stupid yelling.

"And look at this one! He would've never guessed!" A voice rang out from the office and Roy ran in to find Havoc looking over Hughes's shoulder to look at some photographs.

"Hughes..." Roy whispered in a deadly tone.

"Ah, Roy!" Hughes yelled out slightly shocked. He knew what was going to happen. He did the only thing possible and the thing that made sense. Run.

"HUGHES!" Roy angrily snapped his fingers and made sure that Maes's camera would never find its way into Roy's office again.

"Wow, Colonel..You take things so seriously..And why were you carrying Edward?" Havoc said, slightly shocked by Roy's reaction.

Roy was silent. He made no response. The only thing he did was tie Edward up in a chair and made sure his hands weren't in a possible position to clap and use alchemy.

"Uhm..Colonel.." Havoc raised an eyebrow and kinda felt sorry for Edward. Hey..I said kinda.

"Quiet, Havoc.." Roy said as he started walking toward his desk. He picked his pen up again and this time he was sure to read his papers a little to see what they were exactly.

Edward made a grumpy face and stared in anger at Roy.

"If you would just keep your mouth shut about things you didn't understand, we wouldn't be in the situation." Roy said, not taking his eyes of his signatures. He continued onto another paper to sign.

"Well if you just kept your love life outside the office!" Edward retorted back at Mustang.

"THAT'S WHAT I MEAN! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!" Roy squeezed his pen in anger and realized if he tightened his hand any more, the pen would explode.

"Colonel, You're a sick bastard! Hughes is married and has a kid! I can't believe this!" Edward struggled in his chair.

Roy's mouth twitched and tried to keep himself calm. "I tackled Hughes. I wasn't doing what you were thinking I was doing.."

"Exactly! You tackled him to get him into place!"

"You're the sick bastard, Fullmetal! I wasn't doing that!" Roy yelled back. He clenched his fists in anger and pulled his hair from his head. How could he get this ignorant boy to understand? But before he could decide that, his hands rubbed against each other while he was pulling the hair on his head. Uh-oh.

Edward caught on fire.

"MUSTANG?" He screamed.

"Hehe..." Roy did nothing.

Havoc stared. Maybe he should try to help...But did he did that he'd end up like Elric...