Well..I just thought up of this. When I was cooking pasta, yay! Anyway... Everyones...just crazy..and that was the whole point in making this..:D So..ok let's start...
-silence...-
Roy pranced around Central while holding a basket of fruit. He skipped by Headquarters, he skipped by a crazed looking Jean Havoc, and he skipped by a bakery. Once his eyes set on the bakery he decided to go in. 'I should get Scar some cookies. Or maybe even a cake!' he thought as he skipped his way inside the store. He looked around happily when all of a sudden Scar walked into the bakery.
"Scar!" Roy happily yelled, while seeing his friend walk into the bakery. He jumped up and quickly went up to him to give him a tight hug.
"Roy!" Scar hugged him back and they both gave each other a nice big hug. The baker jumped up from behind the counter and joined in on the hugging.
"Group hug!" they all yelled at the same time. Then they all giggled as they let go of each other.
"I'm so happy to see you!" Roy said as he held out the fruit basket to Scar. "I put exactly what you wanted in there!" Scar took it happily and peered inside to see what there was.
"Wow! Just what I wanted! Chocolate inside a fruit basket!" Scar happily said and bit off a piece of the chocolate inside.
"I knew you'd like it!" Roy giggled and jumped up and down in excitement.
Just at that moment Maes Hughes strolled his way into the bakery. "Roy!" Maes yelled at the sight of his best friend.
"AAAH! It's kodak man!" Roy screamed upon seeing Maes Hughes. He scurried behind Scar and screamed, "SAVE ME!"
"Don't worry! I shall protect you!" Scar ran up to Maes. He ran. He ran. And when he got close enough he gave Hughes a giant hug. "Let the power of love flow into your body and destroy your alchemic ways in the name of Ishbala!"
Maes screamed, fell to the floor, and twitched from the 'power of love' flowing into his body. After awhile he stopped moving and fell silent.
"Scar, you saved me!" Roy yelled and ran up to Scar. "My hero!" Roy gave Scar a tight hug. Scar hugged back and the baker came back up and hugged them again.
"GROUP HUG!" They all yelled and giggled afterwards.
Riza Hawkeye walked into the bakery carrying her purse and suddenly stopped when she saw the three grown men giggling, and Maes on the floor who was not moving at all.
"AAAH! It's my crazy subordinate and my secret crush, Riza Hawkeye!" Roy yelled and once again hid behind Scar. "Save me, Scar!"
"Are you crazy?" Scar turned around and looked at Roy. "She'll freaking kill me if I try to touch her!"
"You won't help me?" Roy started to cry and went into a fetal position and started to suck his thumb.
Scar broke down. "Of course I'll help you! I'd never leave you alone to a maniac like her!" Scar exclaimed and turned back to face Hawkeye. Except she wasn't there.
"Eh? Where'd she go?" Scar said as he looked around and scratched the back of his head.
-outside-
"I will never look at Roy the same way agan. EVER." Riza told herself as she leaned back against the bakery wall. She took a deep breath and continued her day. Hoping that things just weren't the way they seemed they were.
-back inside-
Roy shrugged and turned back to Scar.
"I'm bored..." Roy yawned and turned to Scar.
"I wanna go do something..." Scar muttered and looked down at his feet. "Murder someone..I dunno.."
"Well..I give you permission to kill Edward Elric!" Roy exclaimed, suddenly remembering the short alchemist and his fiesty little attitude.
"Aww? You mean the Chibi Alchemist! I could never kill him!" Scar pouted and crossed his arms.
"Are you cheating on me!" Roy yelled angrily, suddenly getting ideas.
"Never!" Scar lied as he tried to think up of some dumb excuse. "Edward's just way too strong for me to kill. I could never do it even if I tried!" Yep. He couldn't lie for his life.
"Awww! That's so sweet!" Roy said to Scar.
'He fell for it...' Scar thought as he raised an eyebrow to Roy's stupidity.
"Now what...?"
"Chocolate?" Scar held out some chocolate from the fruits basket he was carrying.
Okay..That was really creepy..O.o