You know..I'm always somehow find myself thinking "what if alchemy was possible?" or " What if the Fullmetal Alchemist characters actually existed?". I know that they're stupid questions and that they'll probably never come true or anything. But you can't help but wish. And somehow I really DO wish that I could somehow leave to the FMA world as an escape or something. And sometimes I have these creepy kinds of dreams..Really creepy..cuz like once. I had a dream that Roy was dying. (OMG MAY THAT NEVER EVER HAPPEN). Ok..now..this is where I got this idea for this chapter. My dreams.. And stuff

Soo..this is written in First person view (meaning that it's coming from MY point of view).

So..Enjoy .

Oh yeah..This chapter has SERIES SPOILERS! AND MOVIE SPOILERS!

I impatiently looked through my room. There was nothing to do. My eyes caught glance at my laptop, sitting on my wooden desk. I was tempted but I knew better. I wasn't allowed on it on the weekdays. Laying on my bed, I realized that there would be an episode of Fullmetal Alchemist on later tonight. But that would be hours away. What do I do until then?

I fiddled with my fingers and stared at my radio which was on my bedside table. I wasn't allowed to use that either. Stupid rules...Stupid parents. I knew that even though it was 9pm they'd still know that I was on..somehow..I just don't get it.

I jumped up and went into a sitting position on my bed. I hopped off it and looked around. My brother would probably be sleeping right now..And my parents would be sleeping too. But whenever I sneak on, they catch me like 10 minutes later.

A small light caught my sight while I was blankly staring out into space. A light? Coming from my window too. I wondered.

I quickly walked up to my window and peered out them. It was dark, being winter and all. But you could still make out some shapes out in the darkness. They were moving down the street. There were 3 figures. My curiosity got better of me and I opened my window. Completely. Now I mean the window itself and the screen.

I was a total idiot...It was winter! My mind screamed for a coat or at least a sweater and I got one which was hanging behind my door. I went back to the window and jumped out onto the cold slippery ground. There were certainly advantages to living on the ground floor. I threw my arms out for balance. From being a little part of gymnastic, I knew that if there were no balance in things, we'd all fall onto the ground (a/n: lmao I just made that up XD). I was glad nearly all of my wardrobe was black. Black hair, black coat, black shoes. Geez..I just noticed all the black that I wear..I feel so stupid now...My brown skin was still dark and I was probably invisible to the passerby.

I quietly ran toward the group of people. Now I felt even more stupid. What if they were criminals. I'd just fall right into a trap and might as well go up to them and say "Wanna rape me?". A part of me told me to go back, but I was still curious. And curiosity always seems to make people change their minds.

I heard a loud snap and a flash of light nearly blinded me. (a/n: I know, I know! Don't flame me! Alchemy isn't supposed to be possible in our world..just deal with it!) The light went away as quickly as it had appeared.

"What's..." a voice said with exasperation.

"Awwwww..Look, Roy, It's a little kid!" A cheerful voice chirped in.

I twitched at 'little kid', but my ears opened up at 'Roy'.

"Who is she?" a feminine voice asked quietly.

Ok..So there's a woman with them. Well, that certainly relieved me from the fact that I'm not going to get raped! Not.

"How the hell am I supposed to know! It's not as if I know her or anything!" The first man said, slightly irritated.

"Well you are the 'mighty' Flame Alchemist!" The second voice said.

"Just because I'm an alchemist doesn't mean I'm psychic, Hughes!"

I stood quietly. Hughes? Wait...one...minute...

"Well you should be!" 'Hughes' said confidently. "Trust me! If you ever find out a way to be psychic you'll make it all the way to the top!"

"I'm sure I will," 'Roy' said, trying to make Hughes shut up.

I didn't hear the woman try to say anything.

"ANYWAY!" 'Roy' said very loudly, apparently trying to catch their attention.

"Geez, Roy..we're right here..You don't have to scream and wake the entire neighborhood up.." 'Hughes said.

"...Anyway..." The loud snap was heard again and there was a flame sitting in a man's palm.

I gasped. I pointed. I saw. "ROY MUSTANG!" I nearly screamed.

"Huh?" Roy raised an eyebrow and looked at me crazily. I danced around him and clung onto his leg.

"ROY!" The black hair. Black eyes. Flame alchemist gloves.

"..." Roy was silent.

"Awwww, Roy has a little lover! Ain't that cute, Riza?" Hughes happily said to a anger filled Riza Hawkeye. Her hands were on her gun and her face had death all over it . Hughes pulled her back and slapped Riza on the face. "SNAP OUT OF IT!" Obviously Riza couldn't snap out of it. Because this girl came out of nowhere and began to hug Roy. Her Roy.

"It's just a kid, Riza...It's not as if she's going to do anything!" Hughes whispered quietly.

Riza tried to contain herself.

"That's not it.." She lied. "How does she know us?"

Hughes sighed deeply. "I don't know. But whoever she is seems to know Roy really well.." Hughes smiled at an anger-filled Roy who was standing stiffly.

I jumped up and gave Roy a giant hug.

"Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!" I squealed, beginning to lose it. Heck, what was I saying? I've lost it from the beginning.

"..."

Riza snapped. "GET OFF OF HIM!" she yelled, picking up her gun from the holster. I looked blankly at her, and when I realized she was pointing a gun at me I screamed.

"AAAH!" I dropped down to the ground and the next thing I heard was a gunshot.

I remember the first time I dropped to the floor. It was in my Home Economics class. We were making gingerbread houses and my teacher was taking pictures of us making them. All of a sudden she said "Hera, look up!". and I look up and I saw her holding a camera. I fell to the floor before she took the shot. It was kinda weird. It was like instinct. Or maybe it was because I hated pictures.

So now I was glad that I had these reflexes. Insanely glad.

Roy stared in shock as the bullet flew past him. Hughes tackled Riza and threw her gun away from her.

"SNAP OUT OF IT!" Hughes screamed again as he slapped her squarely across the face. 'Oh, come ON! It's just a kid!' Hughes angrily told himself. 'How can she get so angry about a kid?'

Riza struggled and I looked in shock. Geez, if she wanted me to get off of him, she could've just said so.

"So anyway," Roy said again," You should get back home." He looked at me.

"You can't boss me around," I angrily said, pouting slightly.

"..." Roy angrily sighed.

I smiled in victory.

"So how do you know us anyway?" Hughes cut in. He was still sitting on Hawkeye.

"Uhm..Well you kinda are famous in a way.." I said trying to keep things straight to the point.

"...We are...?" Roy smirked and chuckled. "So tell me, how are we famous?"

"TV show!" I said happily.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Huh?" I asked looking around curiously.

"TV?" Hughes asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Yeah..you know...the thing...uhm...you know!" I said. I really didn't know how to explain it.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..." I didn't even bother speaking. "ANYWAY..you're just famous.."

"Oh joy.." Roy said. He didn't even know how he was famous.

"Anyway..the name of the show is called Fullmetal Alchemist!" I added.

"Fullmetal...HOW DOES ELRIC DESERVE THE NAME OF SOMETHING THIS IMPORTANT!" he asked viciously.

"...well...the storyline does revolve around him..." I said backing away slightly from Roy. "You see..In a light..you are just a side person..kinda..."

"..." Roy didn't like how that sounded.

"Aw, Roy cheer up!" Hughes exclaimed. He was still sitting on Hawkeye. "I'm sure that you have tons of people who like you anyhow!"

"You know, he's right!" I said, remembering the oodles of fangirls that belonged to Roy Mustang. And..Geez, he didn't even know it.

"So..Tell me..Does Elric ever reach his goal?" Roy Mustang asked intently.

"Well...Uhm...In a way..." I scratched the back of my head...

"Huh?"

"What do you mean?" asked Hughes who rest his chin on his palm.

"Uhm..Welll...Alphonse does get his body back..But Edward doesn't. And Edward is kinda...uhm.." I didn't really want to say it. As much as I hate Edward, you gotta feel sorry for him now that you know that he actually existed.

"Yes?"

"Okay..Edward still needs his automail! And he's on the other side of the gate!" I blurted out.

"Gate? You mean he left Amestris?" Roy asked stupidly.

I slapped myself. "NO! I mean..the other side of the gate...as in.." I thought of a way to say my words. "He's not in Amestris anymore. Heck..he's probably in this world. Probably still there in this time and date. In Germany, you know."

"Ahh..I knew that!" Roy said confidently. I slumped down and rolled my eyes. 'Sure you did..'

"Buuuuut!" I said, remembering another piece of information. "Alphonse goes with him to the other side!"

...No one said anything

"Geez, if Armstrong were here, he'd go nuts.." Roy said while rolling his eyes slightly.

Ohmygosh, he was right...

"So..." Hughes began. But I accidentally cut him off.

"And what are you doing here!" I said. Okay..That was really rude. But seriously! Isn't he supposed to be dead?

"...What...do you mean...?" Hughes asked very slowly. I wished I hadn't even said anything.

"Uhm.." I fiddled with my fingers. I didn't know what to say. It's not everyday you go up to someone and say 'Oh my! You're supposed to be dead!'. "Welll...uh.."

"Spit it out.." Roy said impatiently.

"You're in love with Roy!" I pointed at Hawkeye, who was still under Hughes. "You're supposed to have an eyepatch!" I pointed at Roy. "And you're supposed to be dead!" I pointed at Hughes, who had a shocked expression on his face.

If I had a camera right then and there I would've just transformed into Hughes and would've just started snapping away. But it was kinda sad, you know. Riza's secret revealed, Hughes's secret revealed, Roy's imperfect face revealed. I felt so evil.

"Waaait! I'm supposed to die!" Hughes exclaimed, nearly losing it. "When!"

"Uhm...well it changes you see..." I didn't know how to word it.. "In the show you die a little after your daughter is 4! In the manga you die a little after she's 3!"

No one spoke...

"I have a daughter?" Hughes raised an eyebrow. This was...unexpected.

"Maes isn't even married yet..." Roy pointed out.

"And I'm sure Hughes isn't the kind of womanizer Roy is," Riza said angrily. What the heck? Doesn't she love Roy?

"..." Hughes doesn't have a kid, isn't married. Does this mean that he's actually normal? "Well...he's going to get married..He's going to get a kid...And he's going to turn completely insane..."

"Like he isn't right now.." Roy mumbled.

Hughes lost it right then and there.

I sure wish I hadn't said he was going to get a wife and kid.

"I can't believe it, Roy! I'm going to married! And I'm going to have a daughter too! I wonder what I should name her, Roy?" Hughes exclaimed jumping to Roy.

Okay. I take back what I said. Hughes wasn't going to turn insane. He was insane from the beginning. I wonder if he was like this when he was a kid. I had a faint feeling that he was.

"Hughes...it's too early for this..You don't even have a girlfriend.." Roy said rolling his eyes a little bit.

"It's never too early to think about these things, Roy!"

"Oh yeah, and come to work with a baby names book, whydon'tcha?" Roy said sarcastically.

"That's a wonderful idea, Roy! And when I'm done with all my work I can go find a great name for my daughter!"

"..." Roy clenched his fists in anger. The fire that was burning in his palm went out.

I tried to hide my laughter, but was doing terrible at it.

"Let's go home..." Roy said in anger.

"What home?" Hawkeye bluntly said.

"You're the one who got us lost in this place.." Hughes said, remembering the incident in which they were trying to find their way back to Amestris.

-flashback-

"Roy...where are we? We've been wandering around here for hours. I think you're going in circles..Roy?" Hughes complained while trudging behind Roy, trying to find their way back to Amestris.

"Shut up, Hughes! We are not going in circles! It has only been ten minutes! And I know exactly where I'm going!" Roy said viciously, leading the way for Riza and Maes.

-end of flashback-

"You can stay at my house, Roy!" I said dreamily. I could feel Roy backing away from me.

"I...I'll pass..."