Okay..so today, I just figured out how to get my story stats! ...which is kinda sad..because theres a tab for it right down the side..-.- And was I in for a surprise...671 hits, 4 favs, and 5 alerts...and only 12 reviews..which caught me by surprise...Anywaay..It'd be nice if you'd review..But it's nice to know that I have some readers..xD

Soo..I had this story written for like a week. I wrote it in class while I was waiting for my Language teacher to start class..Then I finished it during Lunch. But..Ima just start now..

-How it all began-

Havoc: I want a chapter on me! Can you give me a chapter on me?
Fuzzy: ...what's with everyone begging for chapters?
Havoc: Well..it's the fact you never write about us!
Fuzzy: I've got plans for this chapter...
Havoc: ...You're always writing about that idiot, Hughes, and his best friend Colonel Bastard!
Fuzzy: Uh-oh..-senses ranting-
Havoc: It's like Edward said! He's a stupid parent, a buttinsky, and an overall annoying guy!
Hughes: -walking by and notices Havoc's rantings-
Fuzzy: Havoc..maybe you should stop..and I mean..like now!
Havoc: No wonder they're best friends! The both procrastinate in work together! And Mustang spends all his time stealing my girlfriends!
Roy: -walks toward Havoc-
Hughes: No Roy..it's okay..I'll torture him today..-pulls out a few knives-
Havoc: -notices them- AAH
Fuzzy: Maybe if we all got to know each other's feelings..
Havoc: Screw the feelings! Just save me!
Fuzzy: How the hell do I do that?
Havoc: or at last fulfil my final death wish and write a chapter on me!
Fuzzy: FINE! I'll write a chapter on you..happy?
Havoc: And hentai! I want hentai!
Fuzzy: WHAT? -kicks off-
Roy & Hughes: O.o Havoc you perv...
Fuzzy: Chapter! No hentai!
Havoc: FINE! -pouts-Fuzzy: That pout won't change my mind!

-And that's how this all began-

Havoc stared about the almost empty office room. Riza Hawkeye was sitting at her desk, doing some last-minute paperwork. Since when did she turn into Roy? Anyway, Havoc was the only one in the room besides Hawkeye. Why he was there? Don't ask.

Riza finally finished the last bit of her work and began to straighten out her desk. Her eyes caught sight of Havoc and was about to ask why he was up here when Havoc spoke..or erm..did something first.

"Moo Moo!" Havoc whispered across the room. Hawkeye watched with one eyebrow raised. What...was he doing?

"Hawkeye, Mooo!" it was a little louder this time...Havoc stood up and began to approach Hawkeye. Hawkeye moved back a little from the maniac.

"Okay, Colonel Bastard! Here I am! What do you-" Edward barged into the room and noticed Havoc approaching Hawkeye. "HAVOC! I thought we told you not to!" Edward yelled as if knowing exactly what was going on.

"Moo?" Havoc tilted his head and looked directly at Edward.

Edward twitched and transmuted his hand into a giant...ROCK! Which I know is impossible! (Havoc: Wtf is with you and rocks?). He ran toward Havoc and conked him on the head once, and he was out.

"Edward...may I ask, exactly what was that about?" Riza asked, now seeing that Edward knew something about what was going on.

"Well..It's a sad long story, even though it is kinda short!" Edward exclaimed. (a/n: xD I stole that quote from Trigun. 3 Wolfwood).

"So...can I hear it?"

"You see..When Havoc was born, he lived on a farm. But when he was born his parents abandoned him, leaving him and the farm alone. Soo..apparently.. Cows raised him until he was 20." Edward sighed.

"...Cows raised him?" Edward nodded, "until he was 20?" Edward nodded again.

"I'm just going to go to the bathroom for just a sec.." Hawkeye left the room silently

-interruption-
-static-

Havoc: WAIT! ONE! MINUTE! Cows !
Fuzzy: Oh come on! Everyone loves cows!
Havoc:...okay you're right..but being raised by them!
Roy: oh shut up, Havoc! You asked for a chapter! Not anything specific!
Havoc: I said I wanted hentai!
Fuzzy: I already said NO to that!
Hughes: -slaps Havoc-
Fuzzy: I bet if you ever became an alchemist, you'd be able to pervertify anyone to death!
Roy: ooooh...-hi fives Fuzzy-
Fuzzy: -blink- I DID A HI-FIVE WITH ROY MUSTANG!
Roy,Havoc,Hughes: O.o;; ookaaay...
-end of interruption-

Edward waited in the room and sat in Hawkeye's chair, waiting for her to come back. He began to whistle when he noticed that Havoc was beginning to wake up.
"Oh..shit..." Edward whispered.

"MOO!" Havoc yelled and charged at Edward.

"AAH!" Edward ran directly out of the room. There was no where to go. And Havoc was catching up too! But..there was one place he could go. He kept running down the hallway, trying to keep away from Havoc, and finally made a sharp turn. Into the Lady's Room.

"EDWARD!" Hawkeye screamed as she was in the bathroom. Outside, bird's could be seen flying away.

"Oh shit...so that's what's in here..." Edward whispered.

Havoc stared dumbstruck in front of the bathroom.

-interruption-

Havoc: SEE! Edward's the perv here!
Ed: Hey!
Fuzzy: No..that's just because I hate Edward..
Ed: HEY!

-end-