I decided to put the second chapter, so, yeah. Review please!

"Gosh, now that's over, let's order," Anakin said, picking up a menu.

"Excuse me Sally Ann, we're ready to order," Padme said. Sally Ann rolled over to them.

"What'll it be?" she asked.

"I'll have the…"

"Hi Padme!" Padme was interrupted by her jedi friend Shaak Ti who strolled up to them with fellow jedi Luminara at her side.

"Oh hi…" Padme answered, weakly smiling.

'Another interruption!' Anakin thought to himself.

"Funny seeing you here, huh?" Shaak Ti said, "How are you two? How's the new place?"

"It's great, but you know it's really rude to…" Anakin was interrupted by Padme.

"That you, umm…" she stumbled, "Uhh, anyway, how are you two?" Anakin glared at Padme who glared right back at him while Shaak Ti answered.

"We're fine, nothing interesting has happened lately, right Luminara?"

"Oh God," Luminara mumbled nervously shifting her weight from one foot to the other, and glancing at the hooded figure who had just walked into the diner.

"Luminara, what...oh," Shaak Ti noticed who Luminara was looking at. Darth Maul had just sat down at the bar and ordered himself a drink.

"I hear he's a jerk," Shaak Ti whispered to Luminara.

"Uh, what?" Luminara broke out of her stare and looked at Shaak Ti.

"Oh, it's so obvious…" Shaak Ti took Luminara by the arm and led her away from the booth.

Then the diner opened once again, and whoever it was seemed distressed.

"Aw, fuck, fuck, shit, damn, bitch. Those bastards! I fucking hate my shitty-ass life!" It was C-3PO's twin A-4OP. His limbs were all missing, except for one leg he hopped on slowly. He was generally a kind-hearted, good-spirited robot. Something was getting him down. R2-D2's twin B6-A4 swerved in after him.

"Beep boop bowp beep."

"I guess you're right, I can always get new limbs B6," A-4OP leaned against the closest booth for support.

B6-A4 continued, "Bwoop bee bay boop."

"You know what? No, okay? It's not okay! I'm sick and tired of having shit like this happen to me, dammit! And I sick of putting up with your crap!"

"Fuck ybepu!" B6-A4 left the diner.

"Yes you asswipe! And don't come back! God give me a fuck damn break!" A-4OP's eyes were red with stress. He sat at the bar and stared at Dexter, expressionless. Dexter stared back.

"You're dirtying up my diner with your bad language," Dexter said, breaking the silence.

It's kind of cut off at a weird spot, but more will come if i get some reviews.