In a tree above them, Amy sat, her raven wings shielding her eyes from the sunlight. So they are from GWC, she thought. I thought Kenjaku was lying again. She smiled slyly and jumped from the tree into the air. Her wings caught the wind and she soared high above where they had run off.
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"I'm starving," Krieke complained. His stomach rumbled and he closed his eyes, kept walking, and tripped over a tree root. He lifted himself up on his elbows and looked at Tory. "I'm so hungry I'm losing coordination."
Tory sighed and looked down at him. "Do you do anything besides complain?" he asked. "And get off the ground. You look like an idiot."
Krieke jumped to his feet. "None of this solves our hunger problem." He grinned at Tory's expression, but it faded almost immediately. A girl with raven wings, dog-ears, and a tail had landed behind Tory
"Oh my God! It's Jackie Chan!" Krieke said, pointing at Amy.
Amy stared at him. Then she pointed and said "Oh my God! It Malcom in Middle!"
"Oh your God!" said Bender.
"What.. the hell?" said Tory. "What in the bluest of all blue hells!"
"You know what," said the Author. "I'm changing your name from Tory to Ol' Boy."
"To what!" said Tory... er, Ol' Boy.
"Ol' Boy," the Author repeated.
"My name is not Ol' Boy!" said Ol' Boy.
"Ha ha," Krieke said. "Your name is Ol' Boy."
"Sorry but we're ehhh, gonna have to kick you guys out, we have a strict "no noob" policy that you're in violation of," said Murphy.
"WHAT?" scremed Ol' Boy "I am not a noob."
Boone just crashed in the ground next to them. "You're right Murph, this guys a total tool."
"Not only am I not a noob," said Krieke "But I don't even know what a noob is."
"Noob is internet, slang a rude term for newbie, and my friend if you don't know what a noob is you are a noob," said Useless Dave.
"You guys are total tools, if you can show me you got skills I might let you stay," Murphy explained.
"I do got skills, I shot a bird once," said Ol' Boy.
"Not those kind of skills. You have to be able to umm skate," said Mindy.
"Wait where'd you come from?" asked Boone who had just crashed into a large tree.
"Hold it! The grammar of these skater punks is horrific!" the Editor shouted.
"Fix it!" Fry said. "Fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it!" ... "Fix it, fix it!"
"..." said the Editor. "What the... Who the hell are you?"
"I'm Fry with a 'ph'," said Fry.
"You're goin down, Homer," said Tony Hawk. "And then up. And then back down, and then back up again. That's the way the game works."
"This makes absolutely no sense!" Amy said.
"Does it ever?" the Author asked.
"Of course not, you're writing it!" the Editor said.
"I quit!" Amy screamed.
"No you don't quit," said Vince McMahon. "YOUR FIREEEEEEEDDDD!"
"You quit? Man, quitters are lame," Tony Hawk said.
"Yeah, what if Kurt Cobain had quit?" said Peter Griffin.
"Wait a second!" the Editor said. "Where's the monster in this one? These stories always have a monster in them! If there's no monster in this one, I'm not writing it."
"Like you're doing the writing anyway," the Author muttered.
"What was that?" the Editor asked.
"You're not writing!" the Author said, louder.
"Oh," the Editor said. "...Am too."
"Now, YOU'RE using bad grammar!" the Author pointed out.
"Nu uh," the Editor said.
"Yeah huh," the Author said.
"Nu uh."
"Yeah huh."
"Nu uh."
"Yeah huh."
"Nu uh."
"Yeah huh."
"Nu uh."
"Yeah huh."
"Yeah huh."
"See? You do use bad grammar."
"... Damn!"
He's
saying
I'm on a roll
With all the girls I know
His baby
momma
She ain't so slow
He's saying
I'm on a roll
With
all the girls I know
I know you wanna hit that
I know you wanna
hit that, hit that
All the world is gettin' with, I
say
Consequences are a lot, but hey
That's the way it
That's
the way things go
Hey, hey, hey
"Oh my God! I love the Offsprings!" said Amy.
"They're not the 'Offsprings'," said Iggy Pop. "They're The Offspring."
"Hey, I know you! You're Iggy Hiatfre!" said Amy.
"My name's Iggy Pop," said Iggy Pop.
"Silly rabbit! Trix are for ribs," said Amy.
"Screw this. I'm givin a concert dudes," said Iggy Pop
Out of my
mind on Saturday night
1970 rollin' in sight
Radio burnin' up
above
Beautiful baby, feed my love
All night till I blow
away
All night till I blow away
I feel alright, I feel alright
"Wait a cotton pickin second!" yelled The Editor. "There ain't gon be no cotton pickin concert by no cotton pickin Iggy Pop!"
"You totally overdid 'cotten pickin'," said Krieke.
"Dude you can't interupt an Iggy Pop concert. Iggy started punk rock, and is,or should be, well acknowledged as one of the founding fathers of punk," said Useless Dave.
"Uhh thanks Dave, but i think i know my own friggen career," said Iggy Pop, "Wait friggen? I didn't say friggen! You friggen censored me!"
"Yes I did," the Editor said. "Because you cannot say that word in this story!"
"Oh my God, it's Jackie Chan!"
"With your God as my witness," said Bender, and then he stopped talking.
"With our God as your witness, you'll what?" asked Fry.
"I don't know. Finish my sentence for me," said Bender.
"Jump out the window, I'm too lazy to kill ya," said some random dude.
"Hey i just gave blood," said Bender.
"Who's blood?"
"Some guys."
"Some guy," said Joey as he raised his hand.
"Naw this guy was called Ken Adams."
"Ken Adams!" said Joey as he raised his hand again.
"No! This is not sticking to the story!" said the Author.
"Does it ever?" said the Editor.
"No, but still..."
"Then stop whining about it," said the Editor as he brought a beer.
"Hey! No drinking on the job!" said the Author.
"Awww dry up you ummm ummm wet sponge," said the Editor.
"Yeah yeah, can't live with him, cain't live without 'em heh heh heh," said the Editor's new drinking buddie, the drunk skeleton from Corpse Bride, who apparently thought the Author was a woman.
"Oh my God, it's Jackie Chan's brothers Darrel and Dan!"
"You know what's weird?" asked some guy.
"Big League Chew," said Peter Griffin.
"Exactly," said Homer Simpson while he tried to be Mr. Burns.
"...No," said some guy.
"You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew," said Peter Griffin.
"Exactly!" said some guy as he ran off, only to be killed by a sudden car... driving through the woods...
"Who killed this guy? 'uh 'uh? 'ooo frickin killed 'im?" asked the Editor in a druken stupor.
"Bob did it," Amy said. "Bob's a deranged murderer. He's on the loose!"
"Bob didn't do it, Bobo did it," Amy told Amy.
"... He did!" Amy said to Amy, amazed.
"Yes, he did!" Amy assured Amy.
"My name is not Bobo!" Koga screamed.
"Is too," Amy said.
"Is not!"
"Flashlights are in Cleveland!" said some guy. Wait... the same some guy that got ran over by that car a few seconds ago? Weird.
"Stay away from my hummingbird feeder," said Stan Smith. "You're not a hummingbird."
"I'm gonna deck the hall with your guts and peel your skin like wrapping paper," said Santa 3000.
"I can take you. You're nothing but a big bucket of bolts anyway!" said Inuyasha.
"I do not think it wise to pick a fight with a contraption like this," said Miroku.
"Hellz yeah," said the PSP rats.
"Hellz yeah," said the other PSP rat.
"Yo, housey!" said the same some guy who was ran over by the car that was driving through the woods.
"Wait a minute," said Bob Burnquist. "This doens't make any sense. Where's Tony Alva? He'd like to read this."
"Yo," said Tony Alva. "I'm Tony Alva. Now the story makes sense."
"Exactly!" said the Editor.
"Excellent..." said Mr. Burns.
"I'll tell you what," said Hank Hill. "Wait don't write that. Now goddangit, Bobby! Stop writing everything I say!"
"You know what, dad," said Bobby Hill. "I'm not so sure I wanna be a golf course drink girl."
"Bobby," said Hank Hill. "Go to your room."
"Oh my God, it's Jackie Chan's twin sister Tom Tucker!"
"... You do that, then."
"Oh my - wait, what?"
"What what?"
"Don't what what me, I whated you first."
"Huh?"
"You said what first."
"No, I thought you said what first."
"Did I? I can't remember."
"I'm pretty sure you said 'what', and then I said 'what what' and then you said 'don't what what me, I whated you first', so therefore you whated me first, so you said what first, and do you get it yet cause I'm all out of breath."
"You said what first."
"No I dadn't," said Austin Powers
"Uh-oh, someone's got some daddy issues," said Dr, Evil.
"Nothing could be my father away from the truth."
"You said father."
"No I dadn't."
"You already said that Mr. Powers please try to keep up."
"To me this is a dad issue." Then Austin Powers started crying for no reason.
"Guards!" yelled Number One point Zero. "Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have him taken away!"
"...What's the point of all this?" asked Ol' Boy.
"Ol' Boy!" the Author exclaimed. "Where have you been?"
"Wasn't my fault. I went to get Harry," said Ol' Boy.
"Yeah, those Muggles had him locked up in his room!" Krieke added.
"Hi," Harry Potter said, waving.
"Dude how freakin sick is this? Harry F'n Potter dude, Harry Potter was the first, the only person to survive the avada karevera, thats a death curse. From the most powerful dark wizard of all freakin time dude!" said Useless Dave.
"Er, thanks Dave, I really don't know my own life."
"THE SEAHAWKS HAVE WON THE SUPERBOWL, THE SEAHAWKS HAVE WON THE SUPERBOWL, is what I'd be saying, if they'd only scored 12 more points," said the same some guy again.
"It's very difficult to score 12 points in a football game, especially in the three minuets left for Seattle. They'd have to kick a feildgoal, then onside kick, then score a touchdown with a two point conversion. Also the Seattlle Seahawks are the only team in the NFL named after a fake animal," said Useless Dave.
"Gee mister you know alot," said a kid.
"It's great to learn,"said Useless Dave.
"Cause Knowledge is Power!" shouted everyone including 50 cent.
"Did that count as community service?" 50 asked his probation officer.
"No."
"Alright, let's go to the dog park. I'm gonna pick up some poop," said 50 cent.
"...Anyone wanna tell me why I'm still writing this?" asked the Author.
"Cuz ya have too," said the Editor.
"Yeah dat's aboot right buddie!" said the Editors drinking buddy, the drunk skeleton.
"Choo stop and choo gotta go an pick up all dem peices" said the Editor.
"An' speakin 'a pickin up da peices," said the Drunk Skeleton who lay in pieces on the floor.
"Everyone is peice this and peice that, they want me to sing!" shouted Ashlee SImpson
"Don't make me go upside your head," Bender threatened the Author as he erased Ashlee Simpson.
"I am your friend, Bonder," said the old lady.
"Bonder! is it really you?" asked Fry, "Wait a minute! Bender's name isn't Bonder it's Bender."
"Thank you Captain Obvious," said Ashton Kutcher.
"People of Earth, I am Lrr from the planet Omicron Persei 8," said Lrr, from the planet Omicron Persei 8.
"Sweet Zombie Jesus!" yelled the Professor. "They're back!"
"We're doomed," said Amy.
"Doooommmeed!" yelled Hermes
"Dooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddd!" yelled Bender.
"What do you want, slimy space monters?" asked Zap Brannigan.
"WE want to eat a human, I am umm hungry," said Lrr, from the planet Omicron Persei 8.
"How about her?" asked Koga pointing at Amy, who was asking herself what kind of haircut she wanted from herself.
Lrr ate Amy.
"Great three toed sloth of the ice planet Hoth!" yelled Hermes. "That dog can talk!"
Everyone stared at Hermes, then Bender went upside his head.
"Oh my god they killed Amy!" yelled Stan.
"Those bastar...wait dude we don't know Amy," said Kyle.
"Well if Kenny would just die, we wouldn't have that problem dude," Stan said.
"This is stupid, and your stupid!" said Amy that quit.
"Dude you quit, what are you doing back here?" asked Tony Hawk.
"Forgot my purse."
The very very abrupt end.
"...You said what first."
"I'll kill you!" yelled Bender.