We, the Alpacas in a Blender, still own nothing. Luvthefluf only wishes she owned Sawyer from Lost.

Chapter 3: Sweetest Hook-up Ever

At breakfast the next morning, Napoleon was going on about ligers again.

"Ligers are rare, mythical beasts," Napoleon said to Ron. "They're bred for their skills in magic."

"Yeah," Pedro agreed. "You people should know all about that."

"For the last time, THEY DON'T EXIST!" Hermoine exclaimed, exasperated.

"Yeah they do!" Napoleon argued."GOSH!"

"Of course they do, Hermione, didn't you know that?" Luna Lovegood appeared behind them with lettuce on her ears.

"No they don't, they are strictly fictional,"Hermoine said.

At the first sight of Luna, Napolean was intrigued. He noticed her ears. They were nice and, well, like ears, but they had lettuce in them. So he walked up to Luna, trying to be charming, and took it out of her ears, and threw the lettuce behind him. The lettuce landed on Ron's face. Ticked off, Ron stormed up to the dorms and sulked while walking to the rest of his classes.

Luna and Napoleon had Herbology together, and since they needed partners Napolean decided to ask Luna to help him. "Uhh... would you wanna be my parter?" Naploeon asked Luna.

"SURE! I mean... of course I will, Napoleon," Luna said.

Many girls giggled seeing Luna and Napolean together. They thought they were a cute couple and that it was so 'sweet' that he asked her to be his partner. The boys being the idiotic boys we know (and, sadly, love) made cat calls at them, but this didn't seem to bother the couple at all. Well, not much at least.

"What are you laughin' at?" Napoleon shouted at Dean and Seamus.

"Nothing," Dean said, turning back to his work.

"GOSH!" Napoleon said. "You guys are retarded."

Dean and Seamus looked at each other, but had to look away again to avoid breaking into a laughing fit.

"So Luna," Napoleon said. "In your experience, have you ever encountered a real live liger?"

"No, sadly, I haven't," Luna replied, sighing. "But I believe your friend Harry has met a hippogriff."

"A hippogriff?" Napoleon repeated. "Sweet."

After Herbology Luna and Napolean were inseperable. They really enjoyed each other's company.

"Uhm Luna... you have some sweet skills and you like ligers. Will you be my girlfriend?" Napolean said, not really paying attention.

"SURE I WILL! I mean of course," Luna said eagerly.

more to come later people R&R or we may stop writing