We, the Alpacas in a Blender, still own nothing. Agent047 only wishes she owned the Enterprise.

Chapter Four: Is Quiddich a Deoderant?

Once again, it was mealtime in the Great Hall. But instead of going straight to eating, Dumbledore stood up in front and made an announcement.

"Attention, everyone," Dumbledore said. "I have an announcement to make."

The Great Hall got quiet.

"This year, we will not be having a Quiddich cup."

The entire school body went into an uproar. Fred and George seemed especially upset. "WHAT!" Fred shouted. "NO QUIDDICH? WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU, SENILE?"

"COME ON!" George shouted. "THAT'S NOT FAIR!"

"I'M GONNA DIE WITHOUT QUIDDICH!" Fred continued.

"Quddich?" Napoleon said. "What the heck is Quiddich? Some kind of magic deoderant?"

"No! It's a sport!" Ron cried, sounding offended. "The best sport ever invented! It's played on broomsticks, and Harry here is the best Seeker in Hogwarts history!"

Harry blushed. "Well, no, I wouldn't say that..."

"Seeker?" Napoleon repeated. "Are you seeking ligers?"

"Of course not!" Hermoine said.

"Quiet down everyone!" Dumbledore bellowed. "Everyone, calm down!"

Everyone in the Great Hall obeyed, more or less, with the exception of Fred.

"YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY THE QUIDDICH CUP! THAT'S INSANITY!"

The Great Hall burst into another round of loud shouting and agreeing with Fred, for a first.

"QUIET!" Dumbledore shouted. "If you all would be quiet long enough for me to make this next announcement, we may be able to keep Mister Weasley from going into cardiac arrest."

"This had better be good," Fred said, though not quite as savagely as before.

"We will not be having Quiddich this year because we are going to be having something much better to take its place."

Harry wasn't sure if anything could take the place of his beloved Quiddich, but he decided to hear Dumbledore out. Maybe this wouldn't be quite as bad as he had originally thought.

"We are going to be hosting the legendary Triwizard Tournament."

The Great Hall erupted again.

"The senile old coot's lost his marbles! Again!" Fred cried. "The Triwizard Tournament? That was outlawed!"

"Outlawed?" Harry asked.

"Yeah," George said. "Too many deaths."

"Deaths?" Napoleon said. "GOSH!"

The noise level in the Great Hall died down long enough for Dumbledore to explain how the tournament would be set up, and about the two other schools that would be joining in the tournament, and that the other two schools would be arriving the next day.

As everyone left the Great Hall, they were all jabbering noisily about the upcoming tournament. But Napolean and Pedro had their own ideas about the tournament.

Napolean was going to offer Luna Pedro's protection if she would enter the tournament with him, but he wasn't sure if his wildest dreams were going to come true...

Next Chapter sneak peek: Does Napolean get into the tournament? How long can Luna and Napolean stay together? What happens when Summer ends up competing for Beaxbatons?