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You Got Glomped!
After several months of idiocy, the wirter has decied to continue this fic because he doesn't feel up to doing any more hw…
Chapter 4 End of Round 1
Hinata took in a deep breath. In front of her was Naruto. This was her last chance, if she was to ever show her face to the other girls again. Closing her eyes, she launched herself at her target…and bounced off his chest.
"Owww…" She sat up rubbing her nose. Why do the other girls make it so easy?
"Hinata-chan, did you just try to glomp me?"
She looked up at him in surprise, then lowered her head shamefully. "Yes Naruto-kun, I did…I'm sorry…"
"Whoa! I was just kidding! You really did? That's pretty cute of you, Hinata-chan!"
"Really?"
"Definitely!"
With a cry of happiness Hinata launched herself upon the hapless Naruto again, and this time, Naruto fell on his rear end rather hard.
"OWEEEEEEE!"
Twenty has passed since Hinata scored a point with Naruto…
"I'm telling you, man! Those girls have gone insane! THAT STUPID SAND GIRL HAS BEEN CHASING ME ALL AFTERNOON!"
"Shut it Shika-man, they might hear us…"
"…"
"Why so quiet Sasuke-teme?"
"Shut up dobe, I almost got molested by a gay sannin today…"
"Y-You mean Orochimaru?"
"I think so."
"WE GOTTA TELL THE OLD LADY!"
Suddenly, the boys heard a crunching noise outside their little hiding spot. Neji just sat there blinking in the dim light. Shikamaru looked around nervously. Naruto stifled a yawn, while Sasuke, eyes bulging, clasped his hands together for a jutsu. Chouji was still eating, somehow. To break the mood, as well as the secret of their hide-out, Lee sneezed. And he fell backwards through the piece of cloth that hid their secret meeting place view.
"AIEEE IT'S LEE-KUN! THAT MEANS SASUKE-KUN IS SOMEWHERE NEARBY!"
Sasuke swore loudly and immediately dove out of the tree house, hoping to get wawy before the girls realized his location. But too late.
"IT'S SASUKE-KUN!"
"NOOOOOOOO!"
Sasuke fell hard as he stumbled over a log. Oh great, the Uchiha prodigy trips over a fsking log…
With Sakura and Ino hot on his tail, Sasuke ran away screaming for Kakashi to stop the wild girls,ignoring Lee completely, even after the poor kid fell face-first from a treehouse four stories off the ground.
The boys, after waiting until the screams of the girls had subside, poked their heads out of the treehouse to see what was going about outside.
"Hey Lee," hollered Naruto, "All clear?"
Lee remained in his face-down position, but managed give a trembling thumbs-up with one hand.
"Come on guys, let's boogie!"
The nins leapt down around Lee, and Neji grabbed Lee and slung him over his shoulders. Shikamaru wiped his sweaty brow.
"We need a plan…"
"Can I help with that plan?"
Shikamaru's eyes bulged out, as suddenly Temari poofed into existence beside him and gave him a bone-crushing hug. The remaining boys screamed for their respective mothers (except Naruto, who screamed for ramen and HCouji who screamed for ice cream) and scattered out of the clearing.
Shikamaru sighed and affirmed, "You got me, so now what?"
Temari leapt in front of him, looking him in the eye.
"What do you mean, 'Now what?'"
"What are you going to do with me now?"
Temari suddenly shrunk herself to her kawaii chibi form with those large watery eyes. She blinked up adorably at him. He blinked stupidly back.
Shikamaru gasped. It cannot…be! She's! She's!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Naruto and Chouji hid behind a log. He glanced nervously at Chouji, who was nervously crunching on candy bars.
"W-Was that Shikamaru screaming?"
"M-Maybe, I-I-I d-don't want t-to know."
Neji trudged off away from whatever was going on around the tree house. He'd had enough of this foolish girl-glomp-boy business. It was just so childish. Especially when the blood started running.
"Uh, Neji? Can I walk now?"
"Hn." Neji dropped the Green Beast roughly on to the ground.
"Shouldn't we be running away?"
"…I thought you wanted to be fondled by girls…"
Lee blinked. Did Neji just crack a joke? Or was he stating the obvious? Lee stared at Neji suspiciously. Or at least the back of him, for he was walking away back toward Konoha Village.
The mood was interrupted as Neji was tackled to the ground out of nowhere by a group of girls. Lee noted that you should never walk so closely to the bushes along the side of a road. They could be filled with many strange creatures.
"LEE DON'T JUST SIT THERE DAMMIT HELP!"
Sakura found a very strange scene. Shikamaru was sitting on a log, while Temari was practically choking his with a massive bear-hug. And Shikamaru was shivering like crazy, an expression on utmost horror on his sweating face. He also happened to be much paler than usual. Temari apparently didn't mind sweat much.
Sakura smacked herself.
"NOOOOOOOOO! TEMARI BEAT ME!"
Ino smirked evilly as she watched several older men surround a freaked out Sasuke
"I WILL NEVER BE YOURS OROCHIMARU! I'LL BEAT DOWN ALL YOUR HENCHMEN! NEVER GIVE UP! YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL ME!"
Ino raised an eyebrow. Sasuke sure was acting weird today.
She clapped her hands, and instantly, the men jumped the terrified Chuunin. But they were all battered back by a fury of raging fists.
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MEEEE!"
Ino blinked in shock. Is Sasuke…foaming at the mouth?
Sasuke-kun was indeed feeling very strange today, after being chased by girls, and scarily enough, men of all ages. Ino giggled. He's cute when he's like this…
"Everyone! Get him!" she ordered, as legion of mind-controlled men charged at the raging Sasuke. Sasuke let loose a cry of defiance and charge too.
Ino touched a finger to his lip, "Well, as they say, no pain, no gain !"
…Though I hope he doesn't kill anyone…- -;
Later that night, the girls gathered at Sakura's house. Temari grinned triumphantly as she flashed photos of her legion encounter with the pine-apple head. Sakura sighed. She had only been able to get Sasuke in her arms once. She sighed sadly, as she stared dejectedly at the floor.
Ino, on the other hand, was bragging about how she had cornered Sasuke six times and glomped him. Sakura stared suspiciously at Ino.
"How the hell did you manage to get him six times?"
"Easy, I had help."
Sakura pouted at these words and yelled, "That's cheating!"
"There are no rules after all…"
Everyone looked at Tenten, who was gazing absentmindedly out the window. Temari looked at her with concern. Tenten noticed all the pairs of eyes on her and looked back at the group.
"Why is everyone looking at me?"
"…"
Sakura decided to take a stab. "So how was Neji?"
Temari snorted and everyone stared.
"Sorry, I just thought that came out kinda wrong…"
Tenten stared at Temari and Sakura with a rather peeved expression on her face, which drew giggles from the rest of the girls.
"Yeah…ummm…so really, how was Neji?"
This caused Temari to have another fit of uncontrollable giggles. She wasn't alone, as several other girls finally understood the misapplied…er…we'll leave it at that…
"Well, I glomped Neji…so…"
A chorus of "I did too!" assaulted her. The brown-eyed kunoichi blinked.
"Ok then…now what? The guys are probably scared out of their wits by now."
"I know! Let's do this again for a week! And let's see how many times we can glomp our crush!"
"Or boyfriend," added Temari. She opened a can of soda and chugged it.
"…Shikamaru isn't you boyfriend."
"He will be. Anyways I was talking about Tenten."
"WHAT?" screamed Tenten. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"
"Well it's kinda obvious who Hyuuga would choose as his future bride…I mean seriously, you're the only girl he acknowledges as a human being."
"What about Hinata?"
Hinata waved brightly from a corner of the room.
"…Eww…that's incest…"
"…That wasn't the point…"
Meanwhile…
The shinobi boys gathered in Sasuke's house.
"Why is everyone at my house?"
"Because it's huge and Hyuuga's mansion is undergoing repairs after his last spar with Tenten."
"Okay," Naruot stood up, "The issue at hands gentlemen, is how are we going to escape the girls? They seem intent on glomping us. We need a plan."
Everyone blinked. "Wow, Naruto, you don't sound stupid for once."
"WHAT WAS THAT SASUKE-TEME?"
Naruto hurled himself at the Uchiha heir and the rest of the crew watched in amusement as they tumbled about the room delivering painful blows to each other.
Neji cleared his throat and stood up, "Ok, I don't why everyone is so freaked out all of a sudden. They're just girls. Its not like they'll kill us or something."
All of the boys instantly stopped what they were doing and moved far away from Neji, as though he had some sort of contagious disease. Even Sasuke was looking rather disturbed.
"Y-You can't be N-Neji. E-Either that…o-or you've been SEDUCED BY THE FEMALES! I TOLD YOU TENTEN IS A WITCH! AAAAAAAAAHHH!"
Shikamaru immediately leapt up screaming and ran frantically around the room flapping his arms about. Several seconds later, after the rest of the brains in the room had processed this piece of information, their respective bodies began panicking in an orderly fashion.
Neji at that point decided that it would be wise to leave before he was lynched. Thus he left the Uchiha estates and proceeded to leave into the night. Taking one last look, he could still see that last window with the lights on, and shadows of boys running past it. Several seconds later lights began flickering on as the chaos began to spread about the Uchiha complex.
Neji twitched irritably for a moment and then turned around and abruptly shrieked like a girl.
"What's up Neji-kun? You look tired. Do you need help getting back?"
Tenten smiled adorably at the screaming Neji, who felt he was going to have a heart attack.
"Oh my god Tenten don't do that again…you actually scared me…"
He brushed his brow of sweat and sighed. Tenten smiled at him again. Neji couldn't help but return the cute smile.
"Did you have dinner yet Neji?"
"No, let's go together. My treat "
Shikamaru tratracted his telescope. I knew it...Tenten has bewitched NEJI!
He soon rejoined the ranks of the screaming boys.
end chapter
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AN/ I may not update together forever for a while because I HAVE TOO MUCH FREAKING HW!
T3h author expresses his deepest apologies …